Title:           fuck 4chan spam filter
Author:          uninspiredArtist
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/q2dneuau
First Edit:      Monday 14th of October 2013 12:07:22 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 14th of October 2013 12:07:22 PM CDT

"Don't worry, you're too important to die. I mean we can't just not have a sun goddess, can we? If Starswirl the Bearded is right, you'll just reincarnate. So this isn't an end, it's a new beginning. I'll take care of baby you, and when you grow and mature as an alicorn, you can teach your favorite daddy how to be immortal like you. We'll be together, forever... Maybe when you're older, I'll tell you what I was to you in your past life. We'll be married in Canterlot in the spring when that beautiful year comes around, but for now I'll have to wait... See you soon."
 
[spoiler]"And since you won't remember this anyway, black widows don't exist outside of captivity anywhere but Everfree. Someone must've brought it, right? My, I wonder who could possibly gain by forcing a god to reincarnate? But that's all just silly talk. Go to sleep, and wake up again in my arms, dear."[/spoiler]