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> You stand in a well lit gameshow room in Equestria, bewildered that you're even here
> ???: "Ladies and gentlecolts, your host, Princess Celestia!"
> The princess herself runs through the spotlight, a hoof in the air
> Tia: "Thank you, thank you! And now for another round of-"
> The crowd shouts with her
> "Which Pony Will He Fuck!"
> Celestia: "Where the rules don't apply, and Anon can't deny!"
"That's bullshit!"
> Celestia: "That's showbiz, bucko! Now!"
> A large 25 cent bubblegum machine rises from the ground, the lever demanding that you pull it down
> Oh so fucking tempting
> Celestia: "Pull down that knob there, and we'll find out what exciting times will come next!"
> The crowd cheers and eggs you on, exerting the need for the lever to be pulled
“Ah… AHHH! Alright, I’ll do it!”
> You pull the handle of destiny down, and the little “prizes” inside begin to swirl
> You hear the noises of live ponies inside, but you’re soon focused on the prize spat out, stuck in a plastic container
> Celestia: “Looks like we have a winner folks! Open it up, and let’s see what we have here!”
> You open it up to find…
“Oh god, Blossomforth?!”
> Blossomforth: “Treat me tenderly~!”
> The crowd whoops and hollers, thrilled at the twin of events
> You better win some big money if you do this
> Celestia: “The challenger today is Blossomforth! Now, if you two will just follow me to the game stage…”
> Music plays enthusiastically as the three of you make your way to some sort of arena
> What the fuck is going on here
> Celestia: “Now Anon, you’re going to plow the fuck out of Blossomforth soon enough,”
> You cringe
> Celestia: “But it appears you have two rivals to face you off in this game- Leucine, give us some names!”
> A charming voice booms from nowhere as he announces the exciting rivals
> Leucine: “Snowflake and Sunshine Smiles, COME ON DOWN!”
> The spotlights shoot toward the crowd as two ecstatic ponies jump out from their families, joining you and the group
> Celestia: “Now Anon, these stallions are just as eager to pump their **** into Blossomforth as you, so let’s play a little game called-“
> The crowd already knows, and so does your newly “betrothed” mare beside you
> “The Lovey Dovey Trials of DEATH!”
“Are you fucking serious?!”
> The arena starts to rotate in a circle, as other sections of the area begin spinning in different directions
> Flames and arcs of electricity shoot around the field as you watch the magic go to work
> A giant swinging dragon dildo swoops around threateningly from a chain, daring anyone to come close
> You and the other two are placed at different angles of the trial in question
> Celestia: “Now, the goal is simple; the first to get the speeeecial item in the center is the winner of the first round, Leucine, TELL US WHAT IT IS!”
> Leucine: “It’s a BRAND NEW VIBRATOR!”
> The crowd goes wild as the other two challengers clomp their feet on the floor
> Leucine: “Clocking in at 65 motions per second, this thing packs a punch! And with magical technology, you’ll never worry about batteries again! Priced at ONE THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED TWENTY FOUR BITS!”
> That thing could kill a mare, holy shit
> In the very center of the doom arena, a small pillar arises, the prize of the hour revealing itself
> Celestia: “Alright contestants, are-you-ready~!”
> Snowflake: “YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!”
> Sunshine Smiles: “You’re going down, Anon!”
“Fuck all y’all, I’m batman!”
> Celestia summons a loud horn, and with a moment of hesitation, she honks it vigorously
> Celestia: “GO!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sipjRIY8u24
> The three of you fly in, although with Snowflake it was quite literal
> He beasts it over the first set of traps with his monstrously small wings-
> Until he gets slammed to the ground by an almost lethal force that is the dragon dildo of doom
> Celestia: “Ooo, that’s going to leave a mark! So Blossomforth,”
> The attention momentarily focuses on the host and the mare to be fucked
> Celestia: “Let’s be honest, they’re too busy to hear your thoughts. Who do you want to win?”
> Blossomforth: “Anon, of course! I wanna ride him so hard he turns purple!”
> Cheers galore
> Celestia: “You heard it! Looks like we have the underdog champion to cheer for, and let’s see how it’s going!”
> You’re on fire already, rolling around as the floor continues to spin
> The gigantic dragon dildo is now being lifted and dropped on Snowflake in an attempt to rape him via his humongous abs
> It’s not working, but at least he’s incapacitated from the blows
> Sunshine however seems to have gotten a good lead
> That was until Celestia presses a hidden button, and tentacle fly out from the floor
> Celestia: “Ohhhhh, no! It looks like Sunshine Smiles activated a trap: the tentacle rape!”
> Oozing appendages grapple the shouting stallion, his voice muffled as he’s lifted into the air and a tentacle enters his throat
> Other fleshy things join the fray as it grabs around his body, a daring tentacle entering his foxhole
> You’re too busy trying to put out the fire to care, and you make a sprint, leaping away from the electricity sparking to another conductor
> Snowflake, tired of this Dildo’s shit, catches the thing midswing and rips it off the chain, launching it wildly into the air
> It crashes sideways in front of you just as you near the prize, forcing you to climb over at the last moment
> Snowflake takes to the air once more, closing the distance
> An arc of heat from a nearby bolt strikes but doesn’t affect him in any way but making him angrier
> Snowflake: “YEAHHHHH!!!!!!”
> You reach the top of the dragon dildo, see your opponent within yards, and launch forth in a pose of victory
> Celestia: “Uh oh, it looks like this is going to be a close one!”
“FALCON-!”
> Your feet unleashes a force that could split the planet in two, connecting with Snowflake’s face
> Snowflake: “YEAAAHHAUUUGUHHAHH-!”
“KICK!”
> He’s sent spiraling away, as Sunshine Smiles continues to be violated in unmentionable places
> The whole contraption stops as you pick up your prize, the trophy of the gods
> A super charged magical vibrator
> Celestia: “And we HAVE OUR VICTOR! Congratulations, Anon, A WINNER IS YOU!”
> You start fist pumping as a beaten Snowflake passes out, and a sexually exhausted Sunshine collapses onto the floor.
> You join back with Celestia and Blossomforth as custodians clean off the losers and the arena
> Celestia: “I’ll let you in on a little secret, Anon~!<3”
> Oh boy
“What’s that?”
> Celestia: “Blossomforth, here~… was cheering for YOU!”
> AND THE CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD
> You can even here Fluttershy losing her shit in the back
> Blossomforth: “Princess~! I thought that was supposed to be a secret!”
> Because it totally fucking was
> Celestia: “Nuh, uh, uh! There’s no secrets when it comes between two lovers, isn’t that right, Anon!”
“Uh, yeah, sure.”
> Celestia: “And that’s why we’re bringing in Anon’s Ex-Marefriend to face off with Blossomforth, Leucine, bring her in!”
=====
> Leucine: “Not one, not two, but Anon dated three, THREE! Mares at once, all willingly knowing! Aloe, Lotus and Vera COME ON OUT!”
> Corny 1960s gameshow music blares as the three ponies waltz on down
> You’re facepalming at this; you thought no one but them knew
> Celestia wraps an arm around you and smirks
> Celestia: “Funny how things not so tied up tend to spill out, huh? By that I mean the secrets of your love life.”
“Kill me, please.”
> Celestia: “Aha, good attitude! But first, let’s get some opinions from Blossomforth! Your thoughts, puh-lease~!”
> Blossomforth: “Anon, you were sleeping with three mares at once?!”
“I didn’t say I was a good-natured Anon, Blossomforth.”
> Yeah, you’re a mare-nizing sleaze, what are they gonna do about it?
> Perhaps this will spurn her away? You can only pray.
> Blossomforth: “It doesn’t matter, the past is the past! I’m your present, and I’ll make sure to make a healthy mark in history~!”
> It appears your goddesses have rejected your prayers.
> Celestia: “Alright, let Round 2 begin~ Leucine, let us hear what the next match is gonna be!”
> Leucine: “Prepare yourself for a dirty showdown, because it’s going to be MUD BATH MAYHEM!”
> It appears that the crowd is going to be mimes the next morning, because they’re screaming their lungs out.
> You silently pray that such ferocious shouting will make them mute for at least a week.
> Great Nayru, they’re still yelling!
> A large tub of mud rises from an open platform, the lights playing full focus onto the newly ascended arena.
> Celestia: “Hop on in, mares!”
> The face Princess Celestia makes when four nervous and agitated mares enter a large container of pseudo made mud is a bit unnerving; perhaps she’s enjoying this a tad too much?
> Leucine: “With this next round coming to a start, the rule is simple; try to survive the time limit and knock each other down the holes to win!”
> Hole’s? What ho- OHHHH.
> Mud is now pouring into the side, to make up for the sudden sinkholes forming into the battlefield.
> Leucine: “Oh, and one more thing…”
> The three Diamond Dogs hop into the mud tank, giggling and cracking their knuckles enthusiastically.
> Leucine: “These three kind fellows will be happy to ‘assist’ you, but rest assure that it may come at a price!”
> Three diamond dogs, four mares, and a sudden whirlpool of swirling mud, most impressive.
> They’re sliding about as they’re try to keep on their hooves, barely holding up against the flow
> Considering it’s up to their torso, you daresay that you could blame the trouble they’re having whilst trying to stay away from both the holes that will lead to their defeat, and the now hip thrusting dogs trying to seek out the nearest mare.
“This isn’t even a round, Princess… it’s more of a muddy porn scene, and the one who doesn’t get her marehood pound is the winner… who then gets pounded by me.”
> Celestia: “Hun, in this game, everyp0ny’s a winner. The losers at the very least get a good time courtesy of the diamond dogs, and speaking of which-!”
> The four mares are flailing about, powerless to the overwhelming whirlpool as they try to swim away from the random holes in the ground.
> The diamond dogs are suddenly trying to swim, frantically making their way with dubious intent to get their hands on some fine horse flank.
> Aloe is the first to be grabbed, and boy does she let you know it.
> Her shrieks bellow throughout the entire complex that is the gameshow as one of the dogs gets his funk on.
> DD(1): “First dibs, motherfuckers, HAHA!”
> He unleashes his doggy glory, grapples Aloe from behind, and with a dirty motion through the mud, penetrates her honey pot; the lubrication of the muck swirling about them acts as a merciless buffer, and soon the terrified squeaks become agonized moans.
> Celestia: “And Aloe is down! Once she’s in positioning for a fine diamond dog’s spankin’, there’s little hope to escape his grisly allure!”
> You watch as the foul creature pounds into Aloe’s backside, swirling about down the whirlpool; it appears now that he has some good ol’ pony poontang, he doesn’t give two flying fucks what’s going on.
> The two of them are shouting senselessly as they’re sucked down a hole, where they’re pumped out of the arena and filtered into a separate container, labeled the “loser’s lair”.
> While Aloe may have lost her chance to give Blossomforth the smackdown, this has done little to the brutish looking dog, who’s thankful to not be tossed about as he plows her into submission.
> Good mercy, he flings her around into a forced missionary position, pinning her front hooves down, and unleashes his pelvis’s fury; while the container may be sound proof, the way Aloe’s mouth is moving is enough to hint at the noise.
> Celestia: “Uh –oh, it looks like both Blossomforth and Lotus, with Vera not too far behind!”
> Blossomforth must be training to become a mudslider, because she’s putting up one hell of a fight to escape the lanky looking diamond dog swinging after her.
> Alas, not even a second after the other diamond dog grabs both Lotus AND Vera, the scrawny one catches Blossomforth’s hind leg.
> DD(3): “Neyahaha, caught you- WHA-!!”
> For some god-forsaken reason, the moment Blossomforth’s hind was brought out from the mud, she queefed a massive ball of fire onto her very distraught foe, the burning ball of gas smacking him dab into the face.
“Holy shit, the hell was that?!”
> Celestia: “Looks like Blossomforth has a trick up her sleeve; the ingenuine Pussy Inferno spell!”
> The diamond dog flails about, trying to dab away its face before realizing the best thing to do is to simply dip back into the mud.
> The other dog has one grip on Lotus, whom he’s coercing her to mount him, and holding Vera in the air, lapping her juices up like it’s liquid candy.
> Both of the diamond dogs, incapacitated in their own ways, get sucked down separate holes, landing themselves into the Loser’s Lair, where the first one is getting his fill of Aloe; or perhaps, she’s getting her fill of him?
> DD(3): “Hey, you nincompoop, share one of em!”
> DD(2): “Nah, dude, this one tastes good!”
> DD(3): “She probably tastes like sunburn lotion, gimme her!”
> The third one tugs a defeated Lotus off of the second dog’s raging boner, and gives the exhausted mare a mouthful of his dick.
> DD(3): “Rell HORY SHET! Dis one’s got a nice ‘m-mouth! H’ohhh yeahhhh!”
> While you can only watch at the chaos going on in the chamber, you look above as a triumphant Blossomforth is being lowered from above, washed and dried back into her usual glory.
> It’s like they gave the crowd a bunch of water for their throats or something, because they just won’t fucking back down; are they not afraid of going mute?!
> Blossomforth: “I love you, Anon~! Take me now!!”
“Uh, not yet… darling!”
> Celestia: “Easy there, killer, the final round has yet to come!! But! Before we get to that, the last trials of true love between you and Anon are about to go underway! Leucine, show them the truest powah of romantic awesomeness!”
=====

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> You stand in a well lit gameshow room in Equestria, bewildered that you're even here
> ???: "Ladies and gentlecolts, your host, Princess Celestia!"
> The princess herself runs through the spotlight, a hoof in the air
> Tia: "Thank you, thank you! And now for another round of-"
> The crowd shouts with her
> "Which Pony Will He Fuck!"
> Celestia: "Where the rules don't apply, and Anon can't deny!"
"That's bullshit!"
> Celestia: "That's showbiz, bucko! Now!"
> A large 25 cent bubblegum machine rises from the ground, the lever demanding that you pull it down
> Oh so fucking tempting
> Celestia: "Pull down that knob there, and we'll find out what exciting times will come next!"
> The crowd cheers and eggs you on, exerting the need for the lever to be pulled
“Ah… AHHH! Alright, I’ll do it!”
> You pull the handle of destiny down, and the little “prizes” inside begin to swirl
> You hear the noises of live ponies inside, but you’re soon focused on the prize spat out, stuck in a plastic container
> Celestia: “Looks like we have a winner folks! Open it up, and let’s see what we have here!”
> You open it up to find…
“Oh god, Blossomforth?!”
> Blossomforth: “Treat me tenderly~!”
> The crowd whoops and hollers, thrilled at the twin of events
> You better win some big money if you do this
> Celestia: “The challenger today is Blossomforth! Now, if you two will just follow me to the game stage…”
> Music plays enthusiastically as the three of you make your way to some sort of arena
> What the fuck is going on here
> Celestia: “Now Anon, you’re going to plow the fuck out of Blossomforth soon enough,”
> You cringe
> Celestia: “But it appears you have two rivals to face you off in this game-  Leucine, give us some names!”
> A charming voice booms from nowhere as he announces the exciting rivals
> Leucine: “Snowflake and Sunshine Smiles, COME ON DOWN!”
> The spotlights shoot toward the crowd as two ecstatic ponies jump out from their families, joining you and the group
> Celestia: “Now Anon, these stallions are just as eager to pump their **** into Blossomforth as you, so let’s play a little game called-“
> The crowd already knows, and so does your newly “betrothed” mare beside you
> “The Lovey Dovey Trials of DEATH!”
“Are you fucking serious?!”
> The arena starts to rotate in a circle, as other sections of the area begin spinning in different directions
> Flames and arcs of electricity shoot around the field as you watch the magic go to work
> A giant swinging dragon dildo swoops around threateningly from a chain, daring anyone to come close
> You and the other two are placed at different angles of the trial in question
> Celestia: “Now, the goal is simple; the first to get the speeeecial item in the center is the winner of the first round, Leucine, TELL US WHAT IT IS!”
> Leucine: “It’s a BRAND NEW VIBRATOR!”
> The crowd goes wild as the other two challengers clomp their feet on the floor
> Leucine: “Clocking in at 65 motions per second, this thing packs a punch! And with magical technology, you’ll never worry about batteries again! Priced at ONE THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED TWENTY FOUR BITS!”
> That thing could kill a mare, holy shit
> In the very center of the doom arena, a small pillar arises, the prize of the hour revealing itself
> Celestia: “Alright contestants, are-you-ready~!”
> Snowflake: “YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!”
> Sunshine Smiles: “You’re going down, Anon!”
“Fuck all y’all, I’m batman!”
> Celestia summons a loud horn, and with a moment of hesitation, she honks it vigorously 
> Celestia: “GO!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sipjRIY8u24
> The three of you fly in, although with Snowflake it was quite literal
> He beasts it over the first set of traps with his monstrously small wings-
> Until he gets slammed to the ground by an almost lethal force that is the dragon dildo of doom
> Celestia: “Ooo, that’s going to leave a mark! So Blossomforth,”
> The attention momentarily focuses on the host and the mare to be fucked
> Celestia: “Let’s be honest, they’re too busy to hear your thoughts. Who do you want to win?”
> Blossomforth: “Anon, of course! I wanna ride him so hard he turns purple!”
> Cheers galore
> Celestia: “You heard it! Looks like we have the underdog champion to cheer for, and let’s see how it’s going!”
> You’re on fire already, rolling around as the floor continues to spin
> The gigantic dragon dildo is now being lifted and dropped on Snowflake in an attempt to rape him via his humongous abs
> It’s not working, but at least he’s incapacitated from the blows
> Sunshine however seems to have gotten a good lead
> That was until Celestia presses a hidden button, and tentacle fly out from the floor
> Celestia: “Ohhhhh, no! It looks like Sunshine Smiles activated a trap: the tentacle rape!”
> Oozing appendages grapple the shouting stallion, his voice muffled as he’s lifted into the air and a tentacle enters his throat
> Other fleshy things join the fray as it grabs around his body, a daring tentacle entering his foxhole
> You’re too busy trying to put out the fire to care, and you make a sprint, leaping away from the electricity sparking to another conductor
> Snowflake, tired of this Dildo’s shit, catches the thing midswing and rips it off the chain, launching it wildly into the air
> It crashes sideways in front of you just as you near the prize, forcing you to climb over at the last moment
> Snowflake takes to the air once more, closing the distance
> An arc of heat from a nearby bolt strikes but doesn’t affect him in any way but making him angrier
> Snowflake: “YEAHHHHH!!!!!!”
> You reach the top of the dragon dildo, see your opponent within yards, and launch forth in a pose of victory
> Celestia: “Uh oh, it looks like this is going to be a close one!”
“FALCON-!”
> Your feet unleashes a force that could split the planet in two, connecting with Snowflake’s face
> Snowflake: “YEAAAHHAUUUGUHHAHH-!”
“KICK!”
> He’s sent spiraling away, as Sunshine Smiles continues to be violated in unmentionable places
> The whole contraption stops as you pick up your prize, the trophy of the gods
> A super charged magical vibrator
> Celestia: “And we HAVE OUR VICTOR! Congratulations, Anon, A WINNER IS YOU!”
> You start fist pumping as a beaten Snowflake passes out, and a sexually exhausted Sunshine collapses onto the floor.
> You join back with Celestia and Blossomforth as custodians clean off the losers and the arena
> Celestia: “I’ll let you in on a little secret, Anon~!<3”
> Oh boy
“What’s that?”
> Celestia: “Blossomforth, here~… was cheering for YOU!”
> AND THE CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD
> You can even here Fluttershy losing her shit in the back
> Blossomforth: “Princess~! I thought that was supposed to be a secret!”
> Because it totally fucking was
> Celestia: “Nuh, uh, uh! There’s no secrets when it comes between two lovers, isn’t that right, Anon!”
“Uh, yeah, sure.”
> Celestia: “And that’s why we’re bringing in Anon’s Ex-Marefriend to face off with Blossomforth, Leucine, bring her in!” 
=====
> Leucine: “Not one, not two, but Anon dated three, THREE! Mares at once, all willingly knowing! Aloe, Lotus and Vera COME ON OUT!”
> Corny 1960s gameshow music blares as the three ponies waltz on down
> You’re facepalming at this; you thought no one but them knew
> Celestia wraps an arm around you and smirks
> Celestia: “Funny how things not so tied up tend to spill out, huh? By that I mean the secrets of your love life.”
“Kill me, please.”
> Celestia: “Aha, good attitude! But first, let’s get some opinions from Blossomforth! Your thoughts, puh-lease~!”
> Blossomforth: “Anon, you were sleeping with three mares at once?!”
“I didn’t say I was a good-natured Anon, Blossomforth.”
> Yeah, you’re a mare-nizing sleaze, what are they gonna do about it?
> Perhaps this will spurn her away? You can only pray.
> Blossomforth: “It doesn’t matter, the past is the past! I’m your present, and I’ll make sure to make a healthy mark in history~!”
> It appears your goddesses have rejected your prayers.
> Celestia: “Alright, let Round 2 begin~ Leucine, let us hear what the next match is gonna be!”
> Leucine: “Prepare yourself for a dirty showdown, because it’s going to be MUD BATH MAYHEM!”
> It appears that the crowd is going to be mimes the next morning, because they’re screaming their lungs out.
> You silently pray that such ferocious shouting will make them mute for at least a week.
> Great Nayru, they’re still yelling!
> A large tub of mud rises from an open platform, the lights playing full focus onto the newly ascended arena.
> Celestia: “Hop on in, mares!”
> The face Princess Celestia makes when four nervous and agitated mares enter a large container of pseudo made mud is a bit unnerving; perhaps she’s enjoying this a tad too much?
> Leucine: “With this next round coming to a start, the rule is simple; try to survive the time limit and knock each other down the holes to win!”
> Hole’s? What ho- OHHHH.
> Mud is now pouring into the side, to make up for the sudden sinkholes forming into the battlefield.
> Leucine: “Oh, and one more thing…”
> The three Diamond Dogs hop into the mud tank, giggling and cracking their knuckles enthusiastically.
> Leucine: “These three kind fellows will be happy to ‘assist’ you, but rest assure that it may come at a price!”
> Three diamond dogs, four mares, and a sudden whirlpool of swirling mud, most impressive.
> They’re sliding about as they’re try to keep on their hooves, barely holding up against the flow
> Considering it’s up to their torso, you daresay that you could blame the trouble they’re having whilst trying to stay away from both the holes that will lead to their defeat, and the now hip thrusting dogs trying to seek out the nearest mare.
“This isn’t even a round, Princess… it’s more of a muddy porn scene, and the one who doesn’t get her marehood pound is the winner… who then gets pounded by me.”
> Celestia: “Hun, in this game, everyp0ny’s a winner. The losers at the very least get a good time courtesy of the diamond dogs, and speaking of which-!”
> The four mares are flailing about, powerless to the overwhelming whirlpool as they try to swim away from the random holes in the ground.
> The diamond dogs are suddenly trying to swim, frantically making their way with dubious intent to get their hands on some fine horse flank.
> Aloe is the first to be grabbed, and boy does she let you know it.
> Her shrieks bellow throughout the entire complex that is the gameshow as one of the dogs gets his funk on.
> DD(1): “First dibs, motherfuckers, HAHA!”
> He unleashes his doggy glory, grapples Aloe from behind, and with a dirty motion through the mud, penetrates her honey pot; the lubrication of the muck swirling about them acts as a merciless buffer, and soon the terrified squeaks become agonized moans.
> Celestia: “And Aloe is down! Once she’s in positioning for a fine diamond dog’s spankin’, there’s little hope to escape his grisly allure!”
> You watch as the foul creature pounds into Aloe’s backside, swirling about down the whirlpool; it appears now that he has some good ol’ pony poontang, he doesn’t give two flying fucks what’s going on.
> The two of them are shouting senselessly as they’re sucked down a hole, where they’re pumped out of the arena and filtered into a separate container, labeled the “loser’s lair”.
> While Aloe may have lost her chance to give Blossomforth the smackdown, this has done little to the brutish looking dog, who’s thankful to not be tossed about as he plows her into submission.
> Good mercy, he flings her around into a forced missionary position, pinning her front hooves down, and unleashes his pelvis’s fury; while the container may be sound proof, the way Aloe’s mouth is moving is enough to hint at the noise.
> Celestia: “Uh –oh, it looks like both Blossomforth and Lotus, with Vera not too far behind!”
> Blossomforth must be training to become a mudslider, because she’s putting up one hell of a fight to escape the lanky looking diamond dog swinging after her.
> Alas, not even a second after the other diamond dog grabs both Lotus AND Vera, the scrawny one catches Blossomforth’s hind leg.
> DD(3): “Neyahaha, caught you- WHA-!!”
> For some god-forsaken reason, the moment Blossomforth’s hind was brought out from the mud, she queefed a massive ball of fire onto her very distraught foe, the burning ball of gas smacking him dab into the face.
“Holy shit, the hell was that?!”
> Celestia: “Looks like Blossomforth has a trick up her sleeve; the ingenuine Pussy Inferno spell!”
> The diamond dog flails about, trying to dab away its face before realizing the best thing to do is to simply dip back into the mud.
> The other dog has one grip on Lotus, whom he’s coercing her to mount him, and holding Vera in the air, lapping her juices up like it’s liquid candy.
> Both of the diamond dogs, incapacitated in their own ways, get sucked down separate holes, landing themselves into the Loser’s Lair, where the first one is getting his fill of Aloe; or perhaps, she’s getting her fill of him?
> DD(3): “Hey, you nincompoop, share one of em!”
> DD(2): “Nah, dude, this one tastes good!”
> DD(3): “She probably tastes like sunburn lotion, gimme her!”
> The third one tugs a defeated Lotus off of the second dog’s raging boner, and gives the exhausted mare a mouthful of his dick.
> DD(3): “Rell HORY SHET! Dis one’s got a nice ‘m-mouth! H’ohhh yeahhhh!”
> While you can only watch at the chaos going on in the chamber, you look above as a triumphant Blossomforth is being lowered from above, washed and dried back into her usual glory.
> It’s like they gave the crowd a bunch of water for their throats or something, because they just won’t fucking back down; are they not afraid of going mute?!
> Blossomforth: “I love you, Anon~! Take me now!!”
“Uh, not yet… darling!”
> Celestia: “Easy there, killer, the final round has yet to come!! But! Before we get to that, the last trials of true love between you and Anon are about to go underway! Leucine, show them the truest powah of romantic awesomeness!”
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