- The Hobo Anon Diaries Part 1:
- > Sleeping on bench
- > Wake up in morning
- > There’s half eaten cake on the ground and balloons tied to you
- > Fucking Pinkie Pie
- The Hobo Anon Diaries Part 2:
- > Be going through trash for food
- > Find a good looking apple
- > Bite into it without thinking, but it tastes pretty fresh
- > Why throw this away
- > You see her walking away with a sack of fruit
- > Fucking Applejack
- The Hobo Anon Diaries Part 3
- > Be late night, scouring the streets of Ponyville
- > Iron Will is walking home with groceries
- > Sneak up behind, attack with a glass bottle
- > Knock out Iron Will
- > Goes through wallet, no money
- > Goes through grocery, wheat and hay
- > Fucking Iron Will
- The Hobo Anon Diaries Part 4
- > Be cold late night
- > You sneak into a shed for warmth
- > Turn on light to look for food
- > You find death everywhere
- > You huddle with the mass pile of corpses
- > Thank you Fluttershy for dinner
- The Hobo Anon Diaries Part 5
- > Be in forest
- > Attack random creature, is a zebra
- > It beats the shit out of you
- > Takes you home, and gives you food and medicine
- > Tries to teach you English grammar
- > Uses rhyming schematics
- > Fucking Zecora
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