Bright as a bulb (WIP)

>you wake up on a bed, with the same killer headache as before

>only instead of waking up to hard and cold wood, you're on a bed

>a small one too

>as you finally open you're eyes, you're instantly blinded by the light shining through the window

>fuck mornings

>"hello there!" says an unknown voice that comes from the door

> oh look, another horse.. wait. this one has a horn? they have horns too!?

"umm.. hi.."

>"You can talk! well, it's great to know that I won't have to be drawing pictures for us to talk"

"Yeah.."

>the purple horse starts walking to you

>"my name's twightlight sparkle! what's yours?"

"My name's Anonymous, but you can call me anon for short."

>why am I talking to horses.

>TS: " I don't think i've seen you around these parts before."

"that's because i'm not from around here.. I live on Earth"

>her ears suddenly perk up as you mention earth

>TS: "what's earth?

>oh god. I didn't think i'd see the day where i'm giving a lesson of history to a horse. especially not one thats purple. and has a horn.

>you spend about 10 minutes describing earth to twighlight. from history, to geography

>you decide to leave out the wars though. that might scare her, and put you in jail

>TS: "so what you're saying.. is that you're not from around p0nville?"

>jeez, so much explaining and that's what she comes up with?

>you slowly nod your head, trying to avoid making your headache worse

>TS: "SO IT WORKED. IT REALLY WORKED!!" she said as she jumped up and down

"what worked? what are you talking about?"

>TS: "Oh. I had better explain.."