- >you wake up to a warm feeling, much like lying in piss
- >only you weren't wet, or throwing up
- >as you looked up, all you could see was a dark hallway
- >darkness, and then.. a light
- >you didn't notice the light.
- actually, it's getting brighter
- >jesus fucking christ it's like someone's fucking shining a flashlight in your face
- >actually, after focusing on what the light is, it doesn't have that blinding effect that most lights do
- >it's kind of inviting
- >fucking drug trips
- >you try to get up, but your knees give a sincere "fuck you"
- >no knees, today i'm working the body
- >you had walked for what had seemed hours
- >and as you looked at the light, it was as far away as when you started your trip
- >fuck.
- >this.
- >shit.
- >you decided to just forget the light and wait out the trip
- >your eyes started getting heavy again
- >you take a last look at the hallway, all blacked out like some sort of horror movie
- >blink
- >in a split second, you feel rain pelting you on the head
- >rain and.. and grass?
- >since when did Darryl's have a backyard?
- > forget that. I better get back home
- >you try and get up half expecting your knees to give out again
- >nope.avi
- >you manage to get up again, only to be knocked down by some sort of pink blur
- >and in an instant, there's some sort of cartoony horse
- >"worse trip ever" you think to yourself
- >and then, as by some godly command, it started to speak
- >"HI!impinkiepieandiliketohavepartieswhatsyournamedoyouliketohavepartiesbecauseallofmyfriend
- sliketohaveparties"
- >wut
- >seriously brain, WAT.
- >hey, you're the poor son of a bitch that took the damn drugs, anon
- >shut up brain
- >alright. how shall I approach this.
- >I know. I'll call her a fucking whore
- >GASSSSPPPPPP
- >"eep"
- >you have passed out for a second time
- >hmm
- >frosting
- >and bread.
- >holy christ. I just remembered how I haven't eaten in days
- >your stomach rumbles, and you're wide awake
- >You quickly stand up to get a better view of your surroundings
- >holy christ. cakes and fucking sweets everywhere. what is this, some kind of bakery?
- >and there's that pink horse again, right on cue
- >"Hey!you'refinallyawakeandi'msohappyithoughtsomethingbadhadhappenedsoibroughtyoutomyplaceso
- thatyouwontbealoneinthewoods!"
- >you cover her mouth from talking
- "Pinkie Pie was it? uhm.. can you answer a couple of questions?"
- >"SURE!"
- "Ok, why can you talk, why aren't I dead, and most importantly, where am I?"
- >"well, why wouldn't I be able to talk, I am a p0ny after all!"
- >p0ny? ok head, it's time to stop messing with me and time to snap back to >reality
- >nope.avi
- "ok pinkie.. can you tell me where I am now?"
- >"you're in Equestria silly. right smack dab in the middle of p0nyville"
- >Equestria.. where is that? why have I never heard that name.. AND WHY IS THIS ANIMAL TALKING
- "uhmm pinkie.. I know it's rude to ask and all, but.. can I maybe have some food?"
- >PP: "Sure, what'd you like, some cupcakes, cake, chocolate milkshake, cookies, or how a-
- >you cover her mouth with your hand once more
- "can I just have some pills for my head?"
- >PP: "Pills? what are those?"
- >oh right. you're not in florida anymore. come to think of it, you aren't even sure if you're on earth..
- "then maybe just a glass of water?"
- >and just like that, she dashes into the kitchen
- >my legs sure are getting tired, I should probably sit while pinkie gets my glass of water
- >sure am sleepy too
- >maybe if I just close my eyes for a bit...
- >and just like that, you're fast asleep.
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AiE part one. One ecsatic horse
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