Title:           AiE Part Two: Bright as a bulb
Author:          twilit_spickle
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First Edit:      Wednesday 25th of July 2012 03:05:31 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 25th of July 2012 03:05:31 AM CDT

>you wake up on a bed, with the same killer headache as before
>only instead of waking up to hard and cold wood, you're on a bed
>a small one too
>as you finally open your eyes, you're instantly blinded by the light shining through the window
>fuck mornings
>"hello there!" says an unknown voice that comes from the door
> oh look, another horse.. wait. this one has a horn? they have horns too!?
"umm.. hi.."
>"You can talk! well, it's great to know that I won't have to be drawing pictures for us to talk"
"Yeah.."
>the purple horse starts walking to you
>"my name's twilight sparkle! what's yours?"
"My name's Anonymous, but you can call me anon for short."
>why am I talking to horses.
>TS: " I don't think i've seen you around these parts before."
"that's because i'm not from around here.."
>in fact, you're not even sure where HERE is
"Hey, if you don't mind me asking, where am I? I've never seen such a colorful town before, and i've been all over the world. At least, my world."
>TS:"I'll try my best to explain it to you. We live in a land called Equestria. Where we are now, is called p0nyville.
This is my house, the library, and I'm twilight, the librarian. I have a few friends that live here too, but I could introduce them to you later. You've already met on of them, her name is Pinkie and she is rea-"
>her speech is cut short
>TS:"Anon! Your nose! it's bleeding!"
>you reach a hand up to your lip, and then inspect your finger tips
>sure enough, there are ruby stains covering them
"I'm fine. This sort of thing happens."
>TS:"Let me get you something to clean that up with"
>and with those words, she departs deeper into the tree
>you take this time to look around and inspect your surroundings
>it's definitely a library, since there are scattered books all over the place
>and theres an even smaller bed sitting next to the one you're laying in
>Twilight might have some sort of pet
>you chuckle at the thought of a horse having a pet
>you hear her voice from another room
>it sounds off
>quiet
>deep
>distorted
>you feel funny, and your head starts to spin
>you can't quite understand what she's saying anymore
>the soft and loving embrace of warm sleep welcomes you into it's grasp
>and you lovingly accept it
>who knows where you'll wake up next
>but hopefully it's home
 
 
 
>you wake up again, and struggle to keep your eyes open
>the sun is hitting you directly in the face
>you notice the small purple horse laying at the end of the bed peacefully reading a book
>you stay still for a few moments, hoping not to disturb her
"Have I told you how much I fucking hate the sun." you say out loud
>you don't get a reaction, which you were hoping would spark up a conversation
>you sit up and look at twilight, who looks like you just shot her mother
>was it something you said?
>TS:"what.. did you say?"
>oh no
"I just expressed my opinion on the sun and how it ruins my mornings."
>she just stares at you in disbelief
>TS:"You say you're new here, that you've never seen anything like Equestria right?
"yeah.."
>TS:"Then it'd be best if you kept that kind of language down. especially when you mention the princess
>the princess?
"The princess?"
>TS:"that's right, I haven't even told you about Celestia and Luna yet. Celestia and luna are..."
>she goes into a deep discussion that goes on for the better part of an afternoon explaining their form of equine government
>TS:"and that's why you should keep that tone down."
>so what she just said, is that you casually insulted her god
"I-i'm sorry. I didn't know. I didn't mean to offend."
>TS:"It's fine, just don't do it again. Come on, we're gonna go out into the town and introduce you."
>town
>you, a druggie, is going to be introduced to an area full of pastel p0nies
>you didn't have much human interaction in these past few years
>you wonder what it'll be like to have conversations again
>you wonder if you can make friends again
>you wonder if anyone here deals pot
>you wonder if narcotics even exist in this world
>you shiver at the thought of it
>of not being able to shove yourself into the sweet delusion of a blissful afternoon
>that'll be the first thing on your list