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AiE Part Two: Bright as a bulb

By: twilit_spickle on Jul 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.14 KB  |  hits: 64  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you wake up on a bed, with the same killer headache as before
  2. >only instead of waking up to hard and cold wood, you're on a bed
  3. >a small one too
  4. >as you finally open your eyes, you're instantly blinded by the light shining through the window
  5. >fuck mornings
  6. >"hello there!" says an unknown voice that comes from the door
  7. > oh look, another horse.. wait. this one has a horn? they have horns too!?
  8. "umm.. hi.."
  9. >"You can talk! well, it's great to know that I won't have to be drawing pictures for us to talk"
  10. "Yeah.."
  11. >the purple horse starts walking to you
  12. >"my name's twilight sparkle! what's yours?"
  13. "My name's Anonymous, but you can call me anon for short."
  14. >why am I talking to horses.
  15. >TS: " I don't think i've seen you around these parts before."
  16. "that's because i'm not from around here.."
  17. >in fact, you're not even sure where HERE is
  18. "Hey, if you don't mind me asking, where am I? I've never seen such a colorful town before, and i've been all over the world. At least, my world."
  19. >TS:"I'll try my best to explain it to you. We live in a land called Equestria. Where we are now, is called p0nyville.
  20. This is my house, the library, and I'm twilight, the librarian. I have a few friends that live here too, but I could introduce them to you later. You've already met on of them, her name is Pinkie and she is rea-"
  21. >her speech is cut short
  22. >TS:"Anon! Your nose! it's bleeding!"
  23. >you reach a hand up to your lip, and then inspect your finger tips
  24. >sure enough, there are ruby stains covering them
  25. "I'm fine. This sort of thing happens."
  26. >TS:"Let me get you something to clean that up with"
  27. >and with those words, she departs deeper into the tree
  28. >you take this time to look around and inspect your surroundings
  29. >it's definitely a library, since there are scattered books all over the place
  30. >and theres an even smaller bed sitting next to the one you're laying in
  31. >Twilight might have some sort of pet
  32. >you chuckle at the thought of a horse having a pet
  33. >you hear her voice from another room
  34. >it sounds off
  35. >quiet
  36. >deep
  37. >distorted
  38. >you feel funny, and your head starts to spin
  39. >you can't quite understand what she's saying anymore
  40. >the soft and loving embrace of warm sleep welcomes you into it's grasp
  41. >and you lovingly accept it
  42. >who knows where you'll wake up next
  43. >but hopefully it's home
  44.  
  45.  
  46.  
  47. >you wake up again, and struggle to keep your eyes open
  48. >the sun is hitting you directly in the face
  49. >you notice the small purple horse laying at the end of the bed peacefully reading a book
  50. >you stay still for a few moments, hoping not to disturb her
  51. "Have I told you how much I fucking hate the sun." you say out loud
  52. >you don't get a reaction, which you were hoping would spark up a conversation
  53. >you sit up and look at twilight, who looks like you just shot her mother
  54. >was it something you said?
  55. >TS:"what.. did you say?"
  56. >oh no
  57. "I just expressed my opinion on the sun and how it ruins my mornings."
  58. >she just stares at you in disbelief
  59. >TS:"You say you're new here, that you've never seen anything like Equestria right?
  60. "yeah.."
  61. >TS:"Then it'd be best if you kept that kind of language down. especially when you mention the princess
  62. >the princess?
  63. "The princess?"
  64. >TS:"that's right, I haven't even told you about Celestia and Luna yet. Celestia and luna are..."
  65. >she goes into a deep discussion that goes on for the better part of an afternoon explaining their form of equine government
  66. >TS:"and that's why you should keep that tone down."
  67. >so what she just said, is that you casually insulted her god
  68. "I-i'm sorry. I didn't know. I didn't mean to offend."
  69. >TS:"It's fine, just don't do it again. Come on, we're gonna go out into the town and introduce you."
  70. >town
  71. >you, a druggie, is going to be introduced to an area full of pastel p0nies
  72. >you didn't have much human interaction in these past few years
  73. >you wonder what it'll be like to have conversations again
  74. >you wonder if you can make friends again
  75. >you wonder if anyone here deals pot
  76. >you wonder if narcotics even exist in this world
  77. >you shiver at the thought of it
  78. >of not being able to shove yourself into the sweet delusion of a blissful afternoon
  79. >that'll be the first thing on your list
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