ABnA (sugar rump)

>today was going to be terrible too

>not as bad as yesterday

>Lyra made sure of that

>you don't think anything could disturb you more than the feel of p0ny tongue

>but you were going to man up

>and apologize to Filthy

>like a civilized person

>"are you ready?" asked mom from the bathroom

"i've been ready for the last ten minutes. you're the one that's taking forever!"

>"i've already told you, I have to be very careful with my hair."

"well hurry up, I don't want to get there AFTER the sun sets"

>"alright, i'm ready, lets go!"

>she looked exactly the same way as when she woke up

"lead the way" you say as you open the door

>you've never really paid attention before, but you have to crouch pretty low to get through these doors

>and right as you leave the house, you're greeted by a green unicorn

>"hi there anon!"

>oh no

>anything but her

>what'd I do to deserve this

"oh. hi, Lyra.." you say reluctantly

>"hi there lyra"

>"where'ya heading out"

"I was GOING to go apologize to a certain p0ny, but then I ran into you. right outside the house."

>"well I just wanted to say good morning to my favorite human!"

>"well it was fun talking to you Lyra, but we've got to go do something pretty important. right, anon?" she says as she pokes you in the stomach with her elbow

"yeah, pretty important, so we'll have to talk to you later Lyra. bye!"

>you don't even give her a chance to talk

>you just start walking

>not caring if the unicorn was going to talk or not

>you just wanted the day to be over

>it'd been about 5 minutes since you left the house, and you had arrived at the market place once again

>you still didn't know anyone, despite being out yesterday SPECIFICALLY for meeting the town

>but you aren't a very sociable being

>so you only made a friend, and very possibly a stalker

>"well anon, i'm gonna go and meet some friends at the center of town."

"you mean buy more beer?"

>"sometimes anon.. filthy's is right down the street from here, just meet me back here when you're done."

"well, alright. see you later"

>"and you better not get into any more trouble young man" she says as she shoots you a look

"and what are you gonna do?"

>"i'm a teacher. there's nothing I can't do."

>point taken

"so just meet back here when i'm done?"

>she gives you nothing but a 'hmmf' as a response

>you turn to your left and start your walk to filthy's house

>maybe today won't be so bad after all

>you could probably go out and make some more friends

>maybe some p0nies your age

>oh god where would I even start

>maybe they wouldn't even accept you

>maybe you were just some hairy monk- oh look you're here

>you look at the house before you

>well, more of a mansion

>a three story tall mansion

>with a gold plated door

>oh boy

>you go up to knock at the door

>not even three seconds in and the door opens

>to reveal a tiny pink p0ny

>wearing a tiara

>and next to her, was another small p0ny

>and this one was grey

>and wearing glasses

>since when do p0nies wear glasses

>back to the apology

"oh. hello tiara"

>"only my friends get to call me that. right, spoon?"

>"r-right!" said the one next to tiara

>"you only get to call me Diamond Tiara! like the monkey you are!"

"right, Diamond Tiara. listen, can you call your dad for me? I need to talk to him about something"

>she scoffs and rolls her eyes

>"daddy's off on some super important business trip right now. he's staying in canterlot!"

"well, can you tell me when he'll be back?"

>she looks down at the floor

>and then back at you, but this time, her face has a devilish grin

>"hmm.. nope!"

>and then she slams the door on you

>you swore you could hear giggling behind the door once it shut

>why can't they just make this easy for you

>you knock on the door again, hoping for a nice response this time

>the door slowly creaks open

>and welcomes you with a stream of water coming from a hose

>you are now soaking wet

>you are now inpatient

>you are now mad

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR"

>"blank flank!" say the two

>and then they start to do a dance

>"bump, bump, sugar lump rump!"

>they touched butts

>two female p0nies touched butts

>then diamond tiara speaks

>"well, it's been fun talking to you anon, but we have to go to the spa now! toodaloo~"

>and then they shut the door

>and walk past you like nothing happened

"AND WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT THESE CLOTHES"

>her friend looks back at you, with a slightly worried face

>but Diamond just keeps walking on

>wait

>what is she doing with her tail

>oh god she's lifting her tail

>and she's giving you a full view of what you think is a vagina

>nasty

>child

>p0ny vagina

>god damn you boner, this is no mans land

>"just keep dreaming anon!" she yells as she walks off

>damn these p0nies