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  1. >"Darling, are you sure I can't help you in any way?"
  2. No Rarity, me and Spike can handle this on our own. You should just stay here with Cheerilee and see if this "Anon" comes back
  3. >you put everything in your bag, books, quills, ink, and
  4. >more books
  5. >"I'm still not sure why we're doing this twi.. We don't even know what we're looking for."
  6. Why Spike, it's for science of course! I'd never pass up the opportunity to study a new creature.
  7. >"can we just go already? we've been at the housebrary for fourty five minutes.. and i'm starting to get hungry.."
  8. We can eat later, but now, we got us a monster to hunt
  9. >you set out from behind rarity's carousel boutique, and start to follow the trail
  10. >you walk through the crowded streets, shoving and pushing p0nies away from the trail
  11. >you follow it until it eventually leads you to the entrance to the everfree forest
  12. >"Twilight, i'm not sure this is such a good idea.."
  13. Hush Spike. Everything's going to turn out fine. You just have to quit being so negative.
  14. >you hear a loud GROWL from behind as you take your first step in
  15. YIKES
  16. >you jump in surprise into spikes arms
  17. Did you hear that? I-it sounded like a manticore!
  18. >"Twilight"
  19. Oh spike we have to get out of here quick I mean what if it finds us?
  20. >"Twilight"
  21. Princess Celestia would give me a huge lecture about safety and then I wouldn't be her favorite student and that can't  happen because then I couldn't live with myself and-
  22. >"TWILIGHT." spike yells as he drops the purple p0ny on the ground
  23. >"It wasn't a manticore that growled. It was my stomach" he says as he pats his belly
  24. Oh. I brought some hay fries that you can munch on AFTER we find whatever we're looking for.
  25. >"Say, what ARE we looking for anyways?"
  26. I'm not sure. Rarity said she saw a centaur like creature, so just look for Iron Will.
  27. >the both of you set of into the trek that will hopefully bring a new creature to your study
  28. >and help someone out too I guess
  29.  
  30. >"I can't take it anymore! We've been walking for days."
  31. >"Twi, go on without me. Just tell everyone back there how brave I was. Please" the little dragon says as he falls to the ground
  32. Spike, we've been walking for 5 minutes
  33. >"oh"
  34. >you come up on a tree that has a piece of torn white cloth hanging on a small branch
  35. >it's a good sign, the thing might haveheaded this way
  36. >as you walk more and more, you start to see more evidence of the creatures trail
  37. >blue leggings, and then more of the white cloth
  38. >and then
  39. >what seemed like shorts, although to tight to be worn comfortably
  40. >the blood trail ends, and you're led to a cave
  41. >a deep, dark, and dangerous cave
  42. Welp, this is where it's gonna be. Come on spike!
  43. >"You can't be serious"
  44. No lunch for you if we don't explore
  45. >he shakes his fist at his gut
  46. >as the two of you enter, you start to hear groans
  47. >groans unlike anything you've ever heard
  48. >you go deeper
  49. >and deeper
  50. >and deeper
  51. >"Twilight, I think me might need to go dee-"
  52. >"DONT COME NEAR ME, I'M ARMED AND DANGEROUS" something shouts from farther within the cave
  53. >you jump back in surprise, and quick prepare a spell
  54. Wh-who's there?!
  55. >"YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT. JUST LEAVE THE CAVE, AND NO ONE GETS HARMED"
  56. >oh no
  57. >you didn't come this far just to have to take a walk of shame back
  58. >you're getting what you want
  59. >and what you want is right in front of you
  60. I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT, SO YOU BETTER GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST MOST BADDEST SPELL OF YOU LIFE
  61. >you hear a gulp and whimper
  62. >you weren't really gonna do anything harsh, just a simple light spell
  63. >you cast the spell, and recoil in surpise
  64. >what you see, is a hairless chimp, holding his leg in one hand, and a stick in the other
  65. >it's also completely naked
  66. woah!
  67. >you look away from the beast, and cover spike's eyes
  68. I didn't expect to find a talking chimpanzee in here..
  69. >"Hey, that's not nice.."
  70. I'm sorry. I'm not used to seeing such.. barbaric creatures. Why are you like this?
  71. >"i'm not too sure myself. One moment I have Rarity brushing my private parts and the next, I wake up in a smelly and dark cave, and naked none the less!"
  72. Let's go, i'll clean you up and then ask rarity about it.
  73. >"Can I at least find some pants first?"
  74. >you answer that with a quick teleport to the housebrary
  75. >you start writing a report to the princess while the creature gets dressed
  76. >if everything goes well, you'll be expecting a visit from the princess
  77. >hopefully she's happy and gives you a "congratulations"
  78. >you squeal in delight at the thought
  79. >and then realize you're out of ink
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