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By: twilit_spickle on Dec 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.69 KB  |  hits: 49  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you are led into the shop, and immediately notice that the entire room is a mess of mixed cloth and sewing materials
  2. >"terribly sorry about the mess Cheerilee, i've been DROWNING in work this past week!"
  3. >"it's alright Rarity, you gotta do what you gotta do"
  4. >the three of us walk into a room, and she stops to look at me
  5. >"so, what kind of clothing would you like me to make?"
  6. "I think what's on me at the moment would do just fine."
  7. >come to think of it, you really don't know WHAT you have on
  8. >you spot a nearby mirror, and look to see your reflection
  9. "blue pants, and a white shirt if you can."
  10. >"alright then. Ms. Cheerilee, if you could please leave the room so that I may take Anon's measurements"
  11. "wait, why can't she stay in the room?"
  12. >"well, because i'll need you to disrobe if I am to take your measurements"
  13. "so what you're saying, is.. i'll get naked, and you'll be touching me?"
  14. >you think about this decision for a moment
  15. >you look at mom
  16. "Leave."
  17.  
  18. >after escorting his "mother" out of the dressing room, you make your way over to Anon
  19. >"so, are you just gonna.."
  20. "If I may ask a request, I would like if you were to just quiet down a little and stand up straight"
  21. >he stands up, and shuts his mouth
  22. >you use your magic to levitate your measuring tape, and you put it against the length of his arms
  23. >"whoah. I forgot you guys can do that.."
  24. "I thought I had asked nicely to be quiet"
  25. >"ohp"
  26. >this one is going to easily get on your nerves
  27. >you just know it..
  28.  
  29. >she's been taking your measurements for about 10 minutes, and isn't even half done
  30. "could you hurry up a bit. My legs are starting to fall asleep"
  31. >"I told you to hush! I'm almost finished, just need to do your legs, and we're finished."
  32. >she levitates the tape to your legs, and brushes your underwear
  33. >boy did she get mad when you tried taking those off
  34. >"anddddd finished! You can come down now."
  35. "Finally, I thought we'd be here forever"
  36. >you care not for danger, but only for freedom
  37. >you crouch a little, and jump off the pedestal
  38. >"NO ANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
  39. >what you though would be a clear landing, ending up being a fall onto some sheets of wool
  40. >you slip on the clothes and immediately feel a sharp pain
  41. >you look to your leg, and see that Rarity's horn was embedded into
  42. >along with rarity herself
  43. >but you also feel sleepy
  44. >and warm
  45. >but so very sleepy
  46. >you pass out
  47.  
  48. "SPIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
  49. >"coming!" says the voice downstairs
  50. >up comes the little dragon
  51. >"what is it?"
  52. "I need some more ink for the friendship report, and be quick because this one's extra impo-"
  53. >you're cut off by the sound of an explosion
  54. >and a terrible shake comes after
  55. >"uhh. Twilight? Please tell me that wasn't another one of your crazy experiments"
  56. >you look at the little purple dragon
  57. "for once, I wish it were."
  58. >the both of you head over to the sound of the eplosion
  59. >you see a large croud around the carousel boutique
  60. >oh no
  61.  
  62. >you push past the crowd, and see that half of the building is gone
  63. "RARITY?!?" you yell into the ruin
  64. >you decide to run in, and look for her yourself
  65. >you levitate large pieces of burnt wood, and start yelling
  66. "RARITY? IF YOU CAN HEAR MY VOICE, CALL OUT MY NAME!"
  67. >you grab more wood
  68. >and then more
  69. >until you see a horn sticking from one of the wood piles
  70. >but it's not white
  71. >instead, it's red
  72. "oh no oh no!"
  73. >you grab the pile in one go, and throw it in a different direction
  74. >and you find a white and purple pony lying there
  75. >breathing
  76. >the white p0ny looks at you
  77. >"tw-twilight?"
  78. "oh my celestia you're ok!"
  79. >you wrap her in a warm hug
  80. "what happened here?"
  81. >" I was getting ready to make an article of clothing for a new customer, when he tripped"
  82. >"my horn got impaled into his leg, and he just exploded into a pink mist!"
  83. >"and not five seconds pass when a large minotaur like creature appears, and smashes through the walls of my boutique!"
  84. "so what happened to your customer?"
  85. >"I'm not sure"
  86. >you and Rarity walk over to the paramedics, when you spot Cheerilee
  87. >"Rarity! Where is he?"
  88. >"I'm not sure myself. As I was explaining to Twilight here, he just vanished after the explosion."
  89. >"and where's Sweetie!?!"
  90. >"Sweetie Belle is off playing with her friends luckily.."
  91. "you guys can stay here, i'll go look for both "anon" and the creature
  92. >you make your way around the perimeter of the house
  93. >twice
  94. >but don't find anything
  95. >you're about to make your way back when you spot a hint of something glowing red
  96. >you walk over to the spot, and see that it's blood
  97. >you notice that there are more splotches of blood up ahead
  98. >and even more, making sort of a trail
  99. >you've got an idea
  100. "SPIIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!"
  101. >"i'm right here.." says your assistant
  102. "I think we might go hunting."
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