Title:           ABnA (monster)
Author:          twilit_spickle
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/nsjkAAFJ
First Edit:      Wednesday 12th of June 2013 04:20:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 12th of June 2013 04:20:18 AM CDT

>"Darling, are you sure I can't help you in any way?"
No Rarity, me and Spike can handle this on our own. You should just stay here with Cheerilee and see if this "Anon" comes back
>you put everything in your bag, books, quills, ink, and
>more books
>"I'm still not sure why we're doing this twi.. We don't even know what we're looking for."
Why Spike, it's for science of course! I'd never pass up the opportunity to study a new creature.
>"can we just go already? we've been at the housebrary for fourty five minutes.. and i'm starting to get hungry.."
We can eat later, but now, we got us a monster to hunt
>you set out from behind rarity's carousel boutique, and start to follow the trail
>you walk through the crowded streets, shoving and pushing p0nies away from the trail
>you follow it until it eventually leads you to the entrance to the everfree forest
>"Twilight, i'm not sure this is such a good idea.."
Hush Spike. Everything's going to turn out fine. You just have to quit being so negative.
>you hear a loud GROWL from behind as you take your first step in
YIKES
>you jump in surprise into spikes arms
Did you hear that? I-it sounded like a manticore!
>"Twilight"
Oh spike we have to get out of here quick I mean what if it finds us?
>"Twilight"
Princess Celestia would give me a huge lecture about safety and then I wouldn't be her favorite student and that can't  happen because then I couldn't live with myself and-
>"TWILIGHT." spike yells as he drops the purple p0ny on the ground
>"It wasn't a manticore that growled. It was my stomach" he says as he pats his belly
Oh. I brought some hay fries that you can munch on AFTER we find whatever we're looking for.
>"Say, what ARE we looking for anyways?"
I'm not sure. Rarity said she saw a centaur like creature, so just look for Iron Will.
>the both of you set of into the trek that will hopefully bring a new creature to your study
>and help someone out too I guess
 
>"I can't take it anymore! We've been walking for days."
>"Twi, go on without me. Just tell everyone back there how brave I was. Please" the little dragon says as he falls to the ground
Spike, we've been walking for 5 minutes
>"oh"
>you come up on a tree that has a piece of torn white cloth hanging on a small branch
>it's a good sign, the thing might haveheaded this way
>as you walk more and more, you start to see more evidence of the creatures trail
>blue leggings, and then more of the white cloth
>and then
>what seemed like shorts, although to tight to be worn comfortably
>the blood trail ends, and you're led to a cave
>a deep, dark, and dangerous cave
Welp, this is where it's gonna be. Come on spike!
>"You can't be serious"
No lunch for you if we don't explore
>he shakes his fist at his gut
>as the two of you enter, you start to hear groans
>groans unlike anything you've ever heard
>you go deeper
>and deeper
>and deeper
>"Twilight, I think me might need to go dee-"
>"DONT COME NEAR ME, I'M ARMED AND DANGEROUS" something shouts from farther within the cave
>you jump back in surprise, and quick prepare a spell
Wh-who's there?!
>"YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT. JUST LEAVE THE CAVE, AND NO ONE GETS HARMED"
>oh no
>you didn't come this far just to have to take a walk of shame back
>you're getting what you want
>and what you want is right in front of you
I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT, SO YOU BETTER GET READY FOR THE BIGGEST MOST BADDEST SPELL OF YOU LIFE
>you hear a gulp and whimper
>you weren't really gonna do anything harsh, just a simple light spell
>you cast the spell, and recoil in surpise
>what you see, is a hairless chimp, holding his leg in one hand, and a stick in the other
>it's also completely naked
woah!
>you look away from the beast, and cover spike's eyes
I didn't expect to find a talking chimpanzee in here..
>"Hey, that's not nice.."
I'm sorry. I'm not used to seeing such.. barbaric creatures. Why are you like this?
>"i'm not too sure myself. One moment I have Rarity brushing my private parts and the next, I wake up in a smelly and dark cave, and naked none the less!"
Let's go, i'll clean you up and then ask rarity about it.
>"Can I at least find some pants first?"
>you answer that with a quick teleport to the housebrary
>you start writing a report to the princess while the creature gets dressed
>if everything goes well, you'll be expecting a visit from the princess
>hopefully she's happy and gives you a "congratulations"
>you squeal in delight at the thought
>and then realize you're out of ink