A boy named anon

>you are princess celestia, and tomorrow is going to be the best night ever

>but it's also going to take a lot of work and time

>but nothing is as important as making my little p0nies happy

>you yawn

>sleep is pretty important too..

>and I must get up bright and early tomorrow if I want to attend

>THE GRAND GALLOPING GALLA

>but now, sleep

 

 

>the day has finally come, and all is going accordingly

>no ponies are fighting, everyones enjoying themselves, even octavia and vinyl are talking

>all that's left to make this night even better is if twilight could actually enjoy herself

>she really needs to get laid.. I might even have to do it for her

>who knows, even me, the "all knowing" celestia might get with a lucky stallion or tw-

>suddenly, a lightning bolt hits

>and then another

>and then two more

>all in the same place

>this shouldn't be physically possible, but it just happened 10 seconds ago

>and if you hadn't trapped discord, you swear he'd be with you right now

>there were p0nies running left and right, overturning tables, yelling and screeching

>you have to try and calm them down

"Please, every one settle down"

>no one listens

"You have to understand that I have everything under control!"

>a nearby p0ny then grabs your shoulders

>"IS IT DISCORD? IS HE LOOSE AGAIN? WHAT'S HAPPENING WHY HAVEN'T YOU SOLVED ANY OF THIS"

>you knew what you had to do

>you didn't like doing it, but hell if you'll let this night be ruined

>you take a deep breath

>and then you use the royal canterlot voice

"EVERYP0NY CALM DOWN"

>and as if time froze, everyp0ny settled down

"you have every right to be afraid, but please, let me see what has happened here"

>"it's over here!" says one of your guards

>he's pointing to a small hole in the middle of the room

>and in that small hole lied a small creature that highly resembled an ape, just without any hair

>it had it's eyes closed, but it seemed to be breathing

>"what shall we do with it?" asked the guard

>you look up to the crowd, that was now looking in anticipation for your announcement

"Please, resume with the night. I will take care of this problem myself"

>you walked away from the party and towards your room

>you look at the small creature

"such a big fuss over such a small creature?" you chuckle

>then it spoke

>"where's my mommy?"

>it can talk...

"what is your name?"

>he looks at you in the eye, and then looks away

>"I don't know.."

"you don't know your own name?"

>"I don't remember anything."

"then from now on, you shall be known as Anonymous. do you like that name anonymous?"

> he didn't answer

>his eyes were closed but he was still breathing

>what happened. did he die? no, he's breathing. then he must be-

>you are then cut off by a loud snoring

"heh heh. It seems as though I will be dealing with something more than a small animal. we shall get properly introduced, but for now, I really need my beauty sleep"

>you then hop into bed, and snooze the night away

 

>your name is anon, and you didn't know who you were, where you were, and anything before yesterday night

>you also didn't know why that horse was talking, but even though you knew it wasn't possible, you were slightly soothed by her voice. almost sounding motherly

>your name is anon, and you were on a train ride to a place called "p0nyville"

>Princess Celestia, as the p0ny called herself, said she wanted you to live a normal life

>living a normal life in a world filled with multicolored horses

>and all of this happening to a child

>or, thats what celestia told you

>for all you knew, you could be the king of whatever this place was

>you needed to think about this

>you needed to think about getting back to wherever it was you came from

>you wonder if you can even get ba-

>"welcome to Ponyville. Please enjoy your stay" interrupted a voice over the loudspeaker

"I guess this is it" you muttered quietly to yourself

>celestia had said that a purple pony with a flower cutie mark named Cheerilee would be waiting for you

>you really didn't have to look, since there was no one else at the train station but you and cheerilee

"are you cheerile?"

>"hello anon" she said as she slowly approached you

>"Celestia said you'd be staying with me. How about we head home and have some breakfast?"

>you were about to say that you just wanted to sleep, but was soon interrupted by a loud growl coming from your stomach

>"I'll take that as a yes" she said as she tried to hold back giggles

>you could tell this was going to go swell

>you arrive at Cheerilee's house after a walk through ponyville

>breakfast consisted of pancakes and eggs, and a few questions

>she had asked you your name, and where you came from

"my name is Anonymous. Anon for short. The princess gave me that name. And I really don't remember where I came from. I really don't remember a lot Miss Cheerilee

>"oh please. Call me mom, since you are going to be living here for a while. You will need to get used to me after all."

"If you say so, Mom."

>you liked calling her that

>it brought a warm feeling to your heart

>she'd given you a tour of her house. it was a simple thing, consisting of two bedrooms, a bathroom, a kitchen and a living room.

>"and here is your room" she said as she entered the room at the end of the hallway

"I like it. It might be small, but a room is a room."

>after the grand tour, you both retreat to the living room to read some books

>"anon, can I ask you a question?"

"what is it mom?"

>"do you know how to read?" she said with a questionable face

"Of course I know how to read. I did go to school after all."

>"then you'll have no trouble in school tomorrow right?"

>WAT

"SCHOOL! I JUST GOT HERE YESTERDAY"

>"Well excuse me for not wanting to raise an uneducated ape!"

"and how am I supposed to go to school when I don't know anybo- pony.."

>"well what do you think I was taking you out for today? a show by trixie? now come on, we're gonna get you situated with the rest of the town

>your only response is a small groan

>"well come on!" she exclaimed as she held open the door

>"i'm also not going to raise a shut in"

>you could already tell she was going to be a pain

>but like it or not, she was your mother

>even though you barely met her today

>oh well. time to go and do what you do worst..