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Strelnikov Origin

By: Tvox on Mar 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.83 KB  |  hits: 91  |  expires: Never
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  1. >be in the zone
  2. >in between zaton and yanov
  3. >managed to steal pilot's maps, swindling son of a bitch isn’t charging you out the ass anymore!
  4. >you reach behind you to check that your backpack is in order
  5. >you trip on a rock, landing in a puddle of mud and triggering a flashback to the concrete bath
  6. >fucking acid pit...
  7. >standing up you take stock of your surroundings
  8. >you are in a shallow ravine, filled with all manner of foliage, indicated on the map as the halfway point
  9. >looks as good as any place to rest
  10. >you pull out a bottle cossacks vodka
  11. >it was the last one at the station, you stole it from some big drunken bastard while he was sleeping
  12. >as you put the bottle to your lips you hear a rustling from some bushes to your right
  13. >you spin to your right, bringing your makarov to bear
  14. >a shadowy figure stands there, you cake make out its bloodshot eyes
  15. >firing blindly you empty your high capacity assault clipazine in its direction
  16.  
  17.  
  18. SO YOU ARE ONE WHO MAKES STEALING OF VODKA!
  19. >oh shit
  20. GIVE BACK WHAT IS MINE BEFORE I GIVE BEATING!
  21. >it is running at you now, you barely notice before it barrels into you
  22. >>it’s the guy whose bottle you took
  23. >the hit sends you flying a good fifteen feet
  24. >you gain your senses as you tumble into another bush
  25. >it rips at your gear, snagging on the sling of your rifle
  26. >you exit the other side and keep going
  27. >unexpectedly you don’t hit the side of the ravine, rather you were knocked into what appears to be a hillside mineshaft
  28. >scrambling to your feet you take off like lightning
  29. >behind you, you hear more yelling
  30. YOU CAN RUN, BUT ONLY DIE GIRLY MAN
  31.  
  32. >the hole begins to turn downwards, but you don’t keep running for long
  33. >some of the mine's supports had fallen across the hole
  34. >you can hear heavy footsteps behind you, as you attempt to squeeze through without causing more damage
  35. >you aren’t going to fit with your gear, but you will be damned if you waste good vodka
  36. >leaving everything you own behind you start to make your way through
  37. YOU THINK WOOD IS STOPPING IRON FIST OF STRELNIKOV?!?
  38. >without slowing down he collides with the supports, grabbing you in the process
  39. >the two of you are sent tumbling down further into the mine
  40. >as you roll to a stop you reach up with your free hand to turn on your headlamp
  41. >Strelnikov has you pinned, but you see a shimmering in the air behind him
  42. >A space anomaly!
  43. >with his attention focused on the bottle you manage to worm your legs under him until your feet are flat against his chest
  44. >with all of your might you heave the heavy russian off of you and shout
  45. Get out of here stalker!
  46. >as he is sent flying you feel the bottle torn from your grasp
  47. >the last you see of him is a wicked grin
  48. >Strelnikov is someone else’s problem now
  49. >you can only hope that they are prepared for the biggest and most drunken thing to ever come out of the zone