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Sherm is targeted, again

By: Tvox on Apr 15th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.94 KB  |  hits: 57  |  expires: Never
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  1. >you prowl around outstide of skype once again
  2. >the sound of a runbling engine and creaking treads approaches
  3. >you find a nice dark corner to hide in and activate your radio
  4. Otacon, you sure the charges didnt get switched out this time?
  5. >"I'm sure of it anon, we wouldnt want you in the hospital with another head injury like that again"
  6. >the tank parks, gravel crunches as a pair of boots plop down onto the roadway
  7. >making your way around tvox's dumpy accord, you stop
  8. >sherm had stopped himself, right in front of the box you left next to the door to skype
  9. >"FUCKING BOXES!"
  10. >chunks of cardboard everywhere, shit is scary man
  11. >he walks inside, leaving you alone with bessy, Sherm's pride and joy
  12. >moving slowly you make your way to bessy's engine compartment
  13. >"Anon, you are going to want to plant the charge right above the engine. On top, right behind the turret"
  14. >after climbing on top you pull out the small pack of explosives, more than enough to get the job dont
  15. >you stop and listen
  16. >from inside "Morning gentlemen"
  17. >satisfied that you wont be found, you get to work
  18. >setting the detonator and signal reciever goes by in a flash
  19. >you plant the chrge and jump off the edge of the tank
  20. >"Hang on guys, I left the Applejack Daniels back in bessy"
  21. >You pull out the detonator and flick off the safety
  22. >the door opens, sherm doesnt see you
  23. >figuring that you can solve all of your problems at once, you wait for him to approach the tank
  24. >as he begins to climb the turret you jump out of the shadows
  25. HA
  26. >with a loud swooshing sound you bring your thumb down onto the button
  27. >"YOU MOTHERFU-"
  28. BOOOOOOOM
  29. >CAKE BATTER EVERYWHERE
  30. uhh, shit
  31. >you move foreward, trying to see if you managed to kill sherm despite the mishap
  32. >closer....
  33. >closer....
  34. >a pait of bloodshot eyes open beneath your feet
  35. metal gear?
  36. >"I'LL SHOW YOU A METAL GEAR ASSHOLE!"
  37. >you turn and run
  38. >you almost make it out into the forest before a cog slams into the back of your head
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