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No Anon left behind, response to Hearts of man 12

By: Tvox on Apr 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.19 KB  |  hits: 102  |  expires: Never
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  1. I shall assume you are here due to the jimmy rustling of Pale Narrator's "The Hearts of Man: Chapter 13"
  2. or just out of curiosity. Anyways, it is my head canon story of Anon's rescue
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  5. >the choppy sound of rotor blades rips through the air
  6. >luna looks to the sky, tears falling from her face as she does
  7. >it gets closer, you can barely recognise the sound through the pain
  8. "is that a..... helecopter?"
  9. >"anon what is that?"
  10. >a black YAH-56 swoops down to the clearing in front of the cave
  11. >a single rope is slung from the inside
  12. >a long black container falls from the helecopter, folowed by a man wearing a black suit
  13. >the man begins to drag the container towards you and luna
  14. >she readies her magic, horn leveled at the man
  15. >as he gets closer he stops. turning to look at the two of you
  16. >"who are you?"
  17. >>"just a soldier"
  18. >the man kneels down and pops open the case
  19. "wha, whats going on?"
  20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lTOnPc9h-c plays
  21. >he pulls out an odd looking bunch of metal and canvas
  22. >fitting pieces of pipe together it takes the form of a stretcher
  23. >>"we're going to get you out of here"
  24. >the man takes a white box out of the container
  25. >he opens the box and pulls out a syringe
  26. >>"this will take the edge off of the pain
  27. >sticking the syringe into your arm he empties the contents into you
  28. >the pain dulls considerable, now only a dull ache
  29. "who.... who are you?"
  30. >>"you can call me snake, anonymous snake"
  31. >he brings the stretcher next to you
  32. >Luna watches silently as he rolls you onto it and straps you in
  33. >he brings another 4 straps from the corner and attaches them to another canvas bag that he takes from the container
  34. >Snake kneels down and turns on the radio strapped to his shoulder
  35. >>"Otacon, bring the NOMAD around for extraction"
  36. >the helecopter takes off, heading away from canterlot
  37. >"where are you taking anonymous?
  38. >>"Somewhere safe, where people like him can live without fear from interdimensional dangers"
  39. >he then attaches a rope to the stretcher, the other end attached to his harness
  40. >>"Time to go"
  41. >he grabs the canvas bag and opens it, revealing a yellow handle
  42. >with a loud swoshing noise he grabs the handle and pulls it from the bag
  43. >with a poomph a small balloon begins to inflate
  44. >trailing a nylon rope into the sky
  45. >"what is this thing?"
  46. >A loud rumbling fills the air, the ground shaking beneath your back
  47. >A large cargo plane roars towards you, a scant hundred feet from the ground
  48. >a hook mounted to the front of the plane catches the rope attached to the balloon
  49. >as you are lifted into the air you pass out from the shock
  50.  >you awake to a metal walled room, laying on a bed, the smell of ocean air hits your nose
  51. >>"hmph, kept us waiting there"
  52. >you turn to see Anon Snake standing next to another very large man clad in blue armor
  53. >"looks like the treatment worked, he should make a full recovery"
  54. >the door to the room slides open, powered by a silent motor
  55. >"IS NEW COMRADE AWAKE? HE MUST TAKE DRINKINGS OF GLORIOUS VODKA"
  56. >the blue man stands up, turning towards him
  57. >"getting inebriated could interrupt the bonding process to the electrodes in his arm and spine"
  58. >it is at this point that you notice you can wriggle your toes, but just barely
  59. >leaning up you place your hands on your knees
  60.  >you jolt in surprise as a red metal hand is placed on your knee
  61. "where the fuck did this come from?!?"
  62. >you look more closely at the hand, following it up to the wrist.... further to the arm...and finally to..... your elbow?
  63. "ohshitwhatthefuckisthis"
  64. >>"we werent able to save your arm, it was shredded by the horn"
  65. >snake walks over to the other side of the room, opening a locker
  66. >he pulls out and unfolds a wheelchair
  67. >the blue man begins to walk towards the door
  68. >"I have other patients to attend to, yesterday some poor bastard got hit in the chest by a crossbow bolt, until then, farewell boss"
  69. >snake brings the wheelchair over to you
  70. >>"Come on, I have something to show you. Strelnikov, help me out here"
  71. >both he and strelnikov help you into the chair
  72. >"where are we?"
  73. >snake wheels you over to the door and into a short hallway
  74. >>"welcome to...."
  75. >a door at the end of the hallway opens, light pouring in and blinding you for a short moment
  76. >>"mother base"