- [12:54:28 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >cop pulls me over for speeding
- >whip out my guitar and start singing "I cant drive 55"
- [12:56:30 AM | Edited 12:56:41 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop tries to pull me over
- >his car isnt fast enough
- >I jump over a raidroad crossing right as a train comes by
- >I park in my secret cave
- >Paint my car new color
- >Repeat process
- [12:57:56 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop tries to pull me over
- >I pull out my call of duty black ops medal
- >Tell him about how I single handedly defeted the germans at Gallipoli
- >he lets me go
- [12:59:19 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop pulls me over
- >I put a sticky note on his nose and drive off
- >Shout "BELIEVE IT!"
- >his face when it is a paper bomb
- >his face when I am actually naruto
- [1:00:09 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop pulls me over
- >I roll down my window
- >He shouts in surprise and tries to run away
- >I climb out my window and maul him to death
- >his face when I am actually a bear
- [1:01:24 AM | Edited 1:01:44 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop pulls me over
- >Roll down window
- >He sees a box on the back seat
- >I drive off
- >He goes back to the station thinking he is crazy
- >My face when I am solid snake
- [1:08:10 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop pulls me over
- >Asks me if I know how fast I was driving
- "100 mph"
- >"What"
- "The speed limit is 100 right?"
- >"Yeah, 100 kilomiters per hour"
- "Oh, that explains why everyone is driving so slowly"
- >He lets me off with a warning
- >I drive 100kph for the rest of my stay in australia
- [1:11:10 AM] Tvox (Trevor): >Cop pulls me over
- >"Do you know how fast you were driving?"
- "Yeah, about 17,580mph"
- "By the way, how did you get your cruiser up here?"
- >He dies from asphyxiation
- >Mfw I am an astronaut
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