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Early morning strike - Anon Snake

By: Tvox on Apr 17th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.04 KB  |  hits: 46  |  expires: Never
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  1. I think that its time for more anon snake
  2.  
  3. >be anonymous snake
  4. >Part of the invasion plan to equestria involves taking over centers of pony discussion
  5. >the most elusive being deep in the forests of california
  6. >The Anon in equestria skype chat
  7. >Their greatest defense is bessy, a tank owned by one "Shermanator"
  8. >your pevious attempts have failed miserably, one ending in serious head trauma, and the next resulting in a cog related fall down a hill
  9. >but you are ready this time
  10. >early in the morning you planted a magnetic mine in his favourite parking spot
  11. >sure enough the creak and rumble of treads can be heard from down the gravel road leading into the forest
  12. >Bessy comes lumbering towards the parking area, not more than a few hundred feet away from his spot
  13. >the ground rumbles under your ass as you watch from inside a metal drum, near where Tvox usually parks
  14. >suddenly you hear the revving of a small engine
  15. >Tvox comes flying up the road, gravel taking to the sky under the tires of his Honda Accord
  16. >then you notice the song playing
  17. >http://youtu.be/-S0N2ZRTsJE?t=58s
  18. >as the bass drops Tvox drops gears and surges forewards, overtaking bessy
  19. >Tvox: "CHECK THIS DRIFT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"
  20. >He pulls his parking brake handle, locking the rear tires, at the same time swinging the wheel to the left.
  21. >the car begins to slide sideways, leaving a path of exposed earth under the gravel
  22. >"oh shit!"
  23. >the car slowly slides to a stop, right past his space and into Sherm's
  24. >click
  25. >"what was that noise?"
  26. >BOOM
  27. >Tvox's car is launched into the air, propelled by a jet of spaghetti flowing out from your mine
  28. >The weight of the tank would have stopepd the flow, but the light accord simply sits atop the pile
  29. >it surges towards you as the car begins to fall atop the pile
  30. >bessy rolls up, sherm hopping out of the drivers compartment
  31. >>"hey Tvox, you alright?"
  32. >"I think so, what the fuck happened?"
  33. >>"I might just know"
  34. >sherm walks over to your drum, giving it a swift kick
  35. >you scramble to escape before you are beaten unconscious by a large meatball
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