Title:           why
Author:          turbs
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/KCN9TUpa
First Edit:      Tuesday 19th of August 2014 12:54:21 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 19th of August 2014 12:54:21 PM CDT

one time there was a very unhappy male face and he wanted to take a sheet and there was an aleian who put a bomb in the toilet and he scremed becuase there was a ghostie in the bathroom. So in turn, to relevie his stress, he got a massage. the massage lady DIED and he was still stressed. he purchased a mute monkey to be happy but it turns out that it was the dempon of the masuse and he fell in love instantly. now he got a sex change and dated the sexy demon lady. She was the most sexy of ladie demons  and then he was kinda confused and shi so she bout a cat to fix things. then a scary rapist stole the demon girlfriend and did the do with his large nose OH GOD she screamed and then a load of furries entered the room and had a giant fluffy partty. The man lady then was enticed by the fur and became worried that he would be sucked into their fluffy issue. they were pulled into the furries and the demon lady fell for the rapist man guys nose. somebody farted. it smelled bad i guess. the fart was knockout gas . only the demon lady was awake and so she danced like it was a rave in 1946. THEN PEOPLE TOOK DRUGS AND EVERY ONE WAS GAY AND HAPPY AND HIGH AS FCK THE END
 
 
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