Title:           why 2: more why
Author:          turbs
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/TCqdzXwT
First Edit:      Tuesday 19th of August 2014 12:59:03 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 19th of August 2014 12:59:03 PM CDT

there was ayound indian man who had one ear. his family hated him because of the defact. one day they decided to kill him and steal his choice brian. he was a zomble and  became pissed. he was the stongest of zombles ade he was like as popular as that onw famous dude. The zombie met up with a crying princess and they dated for a long fucking time. they boght a pengin for there wedding that was hipster themed. a lepord ate the pengin and the lady tooted her tooty to scare it. spooked, the leepoadr stole spin thing that i forgot the name of and flew away. in a daze, the zombie man called karkat and then they got married because the hipster wedding sucked like wow omg. they went fishing and  made scale icecream for a fun treat. karkat killed a mouse. good for him. good karkitty. then, the zombie guy pulled a catus out of his empty head and stabbed karkat. he died. then, in a fit of sadness he killed himself (i know hes a zombie shut up)  then the wlord ended
 
(again, made by tumblr user sjipsismyship just posted by this loser)