Title:           Dealing With Yandere Sunset And Heros
Author:          treppahcs
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First Edit:      Wednesday 25th of January 2017 04:48:42 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 25th of January 2017 04:48:42 PM CDT

>Be Anon in your shady as hell apartment.
>It’s a nice day outside from what you can see outside your kitchen window.
>The birds are singing and the flowers are blooming.
>It’s day like were you just want to relax and take a load off.
>Unfortunately you can’t as you have an unusual guest today.
>Sitting in front of you was a red haired girl wearing a teal colored dress and black leather coat.
> “I’ll never understand how women can wear these kind of things.”
>This girl was your friend and classmate Sunset Shimmer.
> “It’s always nice to catch up. Wouldn't you agree Anon?”
>You nod a bit stiffly while closing your eyes.
“It’s nice but you could call ahead of time. At least to give me a bit of a warning.”
>The girl’s cyan eyes twinkle with glee as she leans back.
> “Come now. It wouldn't be a surprise if i announced my arrival.”
“True but did you have to look like that?”
>She looks down at herself in an amused fashion.
> “What’s wrong with the way i look? I think it's nice for these standards.”
“That’s not the point.”
>An eyebrow rose up as she stared at you.
> “I fail to see what’s wrong, Anon.”
>You give her the most deadpan look that your face could make.
“It’s the fact that you’re possessing a friend of mine, dad.”
>Sunset just giggles girlishly at you as if this whole thing was one big joke.
> “You don’t have to worry. She won’t notice anything once I leave.”
>You reluctantly resist the urge to slap your face.
“That’s not the point, you can’t just possess one of my friends just to make a house call.”
>The possessed Sunset just smirks as she waves her hand dismissively.
> “I’m Nyarlathotep and I can do whatever I desire, child.””
>You groan as your father laughs at you.
>Or Sunset laughs.
>This stuff confuses you when dad does this.
>Yes. Nyarlathotep, the crawling darkness and the god of a thousand faces, is unfortunately your father.
 
>He’s the reason why you live in the human world, learning about your powers and getting a good cult with some followers.
>Well dad wanted you to do the last one but you a some better things to do.
>Like learning about the world, not dealing with the other gods and even reading on the local myths concerning father and your family.
>You never laughed so hard from those books
>It doesn’t take long for father to calm down from his laughing fit.
> “I’m sorry but I can't help it if you’re so easy to rile up.”
>He waves a hand in a bored fashion while giving you a sad look.
> “But I do worry about you, son.”
>You groan as he played the “caring parent” card.
> “I just wonder if you’re following in my footsteps or making a name for yourself.”
>That was actually what he wanted and tried to get you to destroy the world or get a cult or something.
>You never understood why, maybe for bragging rights.
>Well whatever it was for, you didn’t care.
>You just wanted no part of his plan.
“It's kinda hard to find a girl when i never know when you can possess someone and can you change your voice? It’s disturbing to hear a deep voice come from a girl.”
>Sunset rolls her eyes but nods.
> “Is this better?”
“Yes but it would be better if you used a phone.”
>An unlady like snort comes from the possessed girl.
> “A phone is beneath me, child.”
“You could come here yourself. I know you can shapeshift.”
>A smile appears on Sunset’s face as she does the golf clap.
> “I could but I don’t want to risk anything following me.”
“Ok fine but there are other ways to contact me instead of possessing Sunset.”
>A thoughtful look appeared on her face.
> “Already have a girl in your home? You’re growing up so fast.”
>You slam your fist down while blushing a little bit.
“It’s not like that.”
> “Is that so? Or maybe you just don’t want to admit it. Maybe your wonderful father could help.”
>Sunset’s head slumps forward as she began to mutter to herself.
“Dad? What're you doing?”
>Sunset’s head snaps back up while looking at you in the eyes, showing you a slight gazed look.
> “Just giving her a push forward. Have fun.”
>She blinks causing her eyes to focus.
“Sunset? You ok?”
>She just sits there for a moment before she jumps over the table and tackles you to the ground.
“What the Fuck, Sunset?”
> “Witssaymicfartocbiz.”
>Your eyes widen once she said that.
>It was pure grade A gibberish.
>The kind you hear when dad uses his powers on someone.
“Oh, fuck me.”
>She nods her head while trying to take off your clothes.
>You weren’t gonna get any sleep tonight.