Title: I'm not good with names Author: this_fucking_goy Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/v3CzDCDR First Edit: Sunday 19th of March 2017 05:26:35 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 19th of March 2017 05:26:35 PM CDT >you are anon >son of anonymous >brother of anon >and you are fed up with this bullshit. "for the last time, We're telling the truth!" >she just rolls her eyes "come on you two, it isn't nice to just lie to people like this. I mean, really? hundred story tall tower? instant communication? controlled LIGHTNING? and all without any magic? please." >a few days ago, you and your brother anon were summoned here by twilight. >unfortunately, star squealer can't figure out how to send you back. >now, for all intents and purposes, you think you took it rather well. >but your bro, >he was FURIOUS "but i told you, its electricity, and it can be used to-" "STOP." >you stopped. >Twilight was FUMING "look, i can't just stand here and let you lie to me . either you come clean, or you can move out. your choice." "woah, really? c'mon twilight, that seems a little_ "fine." >you both turn. "we'll go." >he starts to head to his room "wait, bro." >he stops. "don't ya think this is a bit extreme? i mean, we could apologize and say we we're wrong." >he keeps walking. "please man, just apologize for it and things go back to normal." >he doesn't even acknowledge this time >he start packing all of his things. "c'mon please bro? please? we'll just describe medieval europe or something" >he's at the door. >he turns to you. "anon" >he looks into your eyes. "when will you grow a spine?" >your left speechless. >he walk out the door and leaves. "that'll be 5 bits, ma'am" >the wo- MARE. mare across the counter smiles at you. "thanks, anon! have a good day!" >she does a wave as she leaves, which you akwardly return. > its been two months since bro left town, and not much has happened since then. >after a while, purplehorse found out there was no way to send you back to your home. >and, even if she could, she still needs too find out where bro went. >apparently after he left he just seemed to disappear off the face of the earth. >if it we're anyone else you know, you might've been worried that he was hurt, or even DEAD. >but this wasn't anyone. >this was bro. >if anything, you were scared FOR anything that stood in his way. >for instance there was that tim in high school, where he- "HEYA NONNERS!!" >you looked around o find the source of the disturbance. "oh! oh! down here!" >you looked down. >it was the premiere party pony herself, pinkie. "oh gosh it's so good to see you cause i always love to see all of my friends and when iI cant see one of them for a long time i start to get nervous that they won't like me anymore because I don't like them and then all of my other friends will here about it then they'll think i"m a horrible pony and they'll abandon me and i'll be sooooooooo lonely and it makes me want to crawl into bed and never ever ever leave again but then i'll remember that i already feel all drowsy inside and i already have nothing to really lose but its still super duper nice to have to have friend even if i can't tell them these things so i still LOVE MEETING MY FRIENDS!!!!!!" >wait. "what did you say about being dro-" >a hoof closes your mouth. "come here for a second nonnemers, i wanna show you something!!" she pushes you into a nearby alleyway. >pinkie looks down on you, with a serious look on her face. "anon, promise me you wont tell anyone what i just said, okay?" >she has a flat look on her face, like all the emotion just drained out of her face.. "s-s-sure p-pinkie." >she looks you over for a second. "thanks non!" >her moo seems to drastically change. >you sigh >idiot. >your brother was right. >you cant do anything without him, and you know it. >maybe you should just listen to him more, i mean when has he ever been wrong? "ahem." >you look down again. >pinkie is beaming right now "aaaaaanyways, i came over to tell you that doctor whooves wants to talk to you!" >really? >that stallion? "okay pinkie, tell him i'll come over." >that wierd, from what you remember the doctor was an odd stallion who was always fiddling causing a mess or making explosions. >what would he want with some wierd ape? >you slowly get up and hobble voer to his house >after a brisk stroll, you find yourself in front of a small cottage. >However, you notice some small differences. >in front of the house, you notice small steel rods poking out of the ground, right next to the rosebush. >the steps looked like cement, but if someone tried to make while having the instructions upside down. In the back, there was a an open shed, containing dozens of tools, as well as a workbench with some, assumedly, projects that he had been working on. >you knock on the front door. “Oh, coming!” >the door opened, revealing a brown earth pony with an hourglass cutiemark >”Hello Anonymous! How wonderful it is to see you! Would you like to come in? >Nodding curtly, you follow him into the living room. >There, you find the room adorned with many bizarre items. >a drinking bird, a VERY rudimentary firearm, and a… saw? “Would you like to sit down, sir?” >his words snap you out of your thoughts, as you slowly lower yourself onto the seat, careful not to break it.