Title:           You ain't gonna clean it
Author:          the_thief3
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/rXdDiqmh
First Edit:      Sunday 24th of January 2016 12:38:14 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 24th of January 2016 12:38:14 AM CDT

>Be Shrek
>You are in the bedroom of an old apartment, orange wallpaper is peeling of the walls
>Black Jack is bending over
>You looking at that fine pony ass
>Suddenly you get an idea
>You take of your pants
>And put them on your head
>Black Jack turns around
"Shrek what are you doing?"
"Black Jack don't tell me how to live my life"
>I got a boner.png
"Shrek?"
"Well i can't help it that's how things are
>Spider Fluttershy enters the room
>Hi Spidershy.png
>Black Jack yawns while stretching
"You know what shrek I'm going to leave
>She turns around
>That ass.png
>Suprise Buttsecks.png
"OOOHHHH!, Shrek!"
"My dick is diamonds, lady"
>Spidershy scurrys through the exit, oblivious
>Blackjack trys to get away
>But your dick is such a tight fit for her pussy she can't dislodge it
 
>Twilight Sparkles enters the room
>She got wings.png
"Shrek what are you doing to Black Jack"
"My dick is diamonds, lady"
>Black Jack sighs, shes still stuck to your cock
"Black Jack how do you feel about this"
"Not very well"
"Okay then"
>Spidershy enters the room again this time through a different entrance
>Hi Spidershy.png
>Spidershy exits the room, she was just travelling through
"Well Shrek fuck you but"
>Twilight turns around
>Princess booty.png
"You can have me instead"
>Ugh... what substance is harder than diamonds.png
>You grab Black Jack by her waist and with effort pull her off your dick
>She quickly leaves the room
>You smile looking at that purple ass
>This gonna be good.png
 
>Twilight's expression is hesitant at first but then it changes
>Seductive Twilight.png
"So what are we going to do?" she says
>Twilight uses her magic to stimulate the tip of your dick
>It's happening.gif
>She then pushes you onto a nearby bed
>And strokes the bottom of your belly
>She then uses magic to lift the pants of your head
>And gives you a kiss on your chubby cheek
>Shifting her mass down to your legs, she gently places her vagina over your dick
"Lady, this is not how i want it"
"Your so demanding, but okay"
>She dislodges herself from your dick and spreads her wings out
>You then thrust your large member into her purple ponut
>aahhhhh!.png
>She, slightly suprised attempts to dislodge herself
>She's a tight fit.png
>She is sitting upright, your large member inside of her
"Well this is awkward" she says
"What do you mean?"
"Well It's just I've never been in this postion in sex before"
"Really?, i though you never had sex before"
>Oh, your such a tease.png
 
>You lean over and massage her lower belly
"That's nice, shrek"
"Well thank you, twilight"
>You continue to do it as your dick throbs with pleasure
>Twilights blushing.png
>She begins to breath louder
>You trail your large hands as close to her vagina as you can get
>Twilight then lets out a scream of pleasure
>Shrek is love, Shrek is life.png
>You then ejaculate your seed into her
>And let go, her ponut oozing with green slime
>A lot of green slime
"Well that was, ugh.... fun"
"Glad you agreed"
>Twilight then hops of you and begins to leave the room, but not before turning around one last time
>I just got shreked and liked it.png
>The floor is covered with green slime
>You ain't gonna clean it