- >You wake up
- >Whoa, you could have sworn you were dead
- >What is this place? All around theres these freaky ass lookin horse things walkin around
- >the last thing you remember, you were fighting this crazy ass mexican and he shot your ass
- >you think you see buildings or some shit
- >and there are more of those horse ass lookin niggas
- >oh shit one of em is comin up to you
- >you get ready to knock this horse nigga out with your fists of steel
- >until it's equine lookin ass mouth starts moving
- "Hey there! My name's Pinkie Pie! What's yours?"
- >what the fuck is this nigga talkin bout?
- "trayvon"
- >she looks at you with her freaky ass lookin head sideways a little bit
- "I've never heard that name before! Where'd you get it?"
- >That's a stupid muh fuckin question
- "from my momma?"
- >she keeps lookin at you sideways and shit with some retarded ass lookin grin on her face
- "Do you like parties!?!"
- "what kind of a retarded ass question is that nigga"
- >now she starts lookin at you like you speakin spanish
- "what's a.. nigga?"
- >shit, this horse thing dumb as fuck
- "nigga I ain't bout to waste my time explaining to you what a nigga is. and yes, I do like parties."
- >that doofy ass smile is back too
- "YAY! I'mgonnathrowyouthebiggestwelcomepartyeverandit'sgonnabesoawesome!"
- >this nigga needs to lay off the coke
- >that pink ass pony starts bouncing off away
- >how the fuck she jumpin that high?
- >suddenly a smell hits yo nose
- >it can't be that
- >it gotta be
- >that smell is too familiar
- >is that... skittles?
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Trayvon in Equestria (one shot)
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