Title:           Anonfilly sells her body for the Filly Scouts
Author:          thatguywiththeface
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First Edit:      Sunday 30th of April 2017 02:15:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 30th of April 2017 02:57:29 PM CDT

>"Well, ah ain't too happy about the circumstances either. Ah wanted to go with my friends."
>That hurt more than you'll ever admit
>You grumble to yourself as you both head into the residential areas to hawk your cookies
>As the two of you trot along in awkward silence, you look Applebloom over and notice the ribbon around her tail
>They put one on you when they stuck this uniform on you, but your's was white and her's was red
"Hey, Applebloom? Why are our ribbons different colors? Is it a rank thing?"
>She glances back at your tails before returning her eyes to the road ahead
>"Nah, it just means that you keep your mouth closed when you kiss."
>You practically trip over your own hooves in surprise
"W-what?"
>She cocks an eyebrow
>"Yeah. It lets the customers know that you ain't a very good kisser. My ribbon means that ah give really good kisses. Don't tell anyone ah told ya though, it's supposed to be a secret, to make the white ribbons like you feel better."
"Why the fuck do the customers need to know how good I kiss? What kind of racket are these counselors running?"
>She winces a bit at your harsh language
>"You shouldn't cuss, Anon. Grownups think us filly scouts are cute. Sometimes they want to kiss a cute little filly when they buy their cookies. It ain't like they're sticking their tongue down your throat or nothin'. It's usually just a quick little peck on the cheek anyway."
"I wasn't signed up by Twilight behind my back so that I could be used in some shady door-to-door prostitution scheme."
>Applebloom looks confused
>"...Protster-what now?"
"Don't worry about it. You'll figure it out when you don't have enough money to pay for college."
>You both arrive at your destination, and AB knocks on the door as you prepare your best accusatory glare
>Nurse Redheart answers, and you let it fall
>"Good afternoon, ma'am! We're sellin' cookies for the filly scouts!"
>She chuckles and happily agrees to buy before handing over the necessary bits
 
>Applebloom counts the coins, her smile widening when she finds an extra two bit tip
>"Alright, just let me get you yer cookies!"
>She retrieves the boxes from the wagon as you continue to helpfully watch
>When she brings them over to Nurse Redheart, she stands much closer than you would expect
>Redheart takes them in, and then takes Applebloom's chin in her hoof
>Oh shit, is this really happening?
>The kiss only lasts a second, but time seems to slow down as you watch the hot mare-on-tight-young-filly action
>When they pull apart, you catch a glint of sunlight off a nearly-microscopic strand of saliva connecting them
>"Mmmwah! You girls be good now, and don't over exert yourselves!"
>"Y'all have a nice day, Miss Redheart!"
>Applebloom leads you away as she starts heading for the next target
"W-wait, you mean that mares can buy kisses too?"
>"Yep. If you get a tip, you give a kiss. There ain't many other rules besides that."
"... Hey, Apples, I think you should let me handle the next few houses. You've been busting your flanks, and I should really be pulling my weight."
>She rolls her eyes at your obvious ploy
>"Ya can't turn down a stallion. If you get a tip from a stallion, ya gotta give 'em a kiss."
>Her unintentional innuendo gives you further pause
>You bite your lip and glance around nervously
"T-that's a risk I'm going to have to be willing to take."
>The gender ratio is seriously skewed in favor of the ladies here in Equestria, you should be able to get a few mares in a row before you give the reigns back to AB
>She nods before stepping aside, leaving you to knock on the customer's door
>Excitement builds inside you as you wonder which lucky mare you get to-
>Oh, God fucking damn it
>Motherfucking Time Turner
>"Oh, why hello! I suppose you girls are here to sell some cookies?"
>"Among other things~"
>You whip your head back to discover Applebloom's disgustingly smug expression as she stares back at you
>She did this on purpose
>What a bitch