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Fluffywocky

By: syphonbyte on Jun 6th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.02 KB  |  hits: 93  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Fluffywocky
  2.  
  3. >T'was Monday, and the fluffy dens
  4. >Did fill with newborn pony stock.
  5. >Such pride thus filled the smarty friends
  6. >Until, "bad munster tawk!".
  7.  
  8. >"Beware the baby fluffies, all!
  9. >They'll bring disaster unto you!
  10. >They steal your nummies and your ball,
  11. >Then poop all over you!"
  12.  
  13. >The fluffies took your words as true:
  14. >Long time the baby fluffs they sought --
  15. >Then stomped them dead, crushed every head
  16. >Before some of them thought.
  17.  
  18. >But, while in aimless thought they milled,
  19. >You ran at them with your butane
  20. >With thoughts of fluffy ponies grilled;
  21. >You burbled when you CAME.
  22.  
  23. >One, two! One, two! And through and through
  24. >The fluffies lit up with a crack!
  25. >You let them burn, and with a turn,
  26. >You left them at your back.
  27.  
  28. >"And, have you now become a man?
  29. >Then hug me now; you are no boy!
  30. >I think I'll love you once again!"
  31. >Your father said in joy.
  32.  
  33. >T'was Monday, and the fluffy dens
  34. >Did fill with newborn pony stock.
  35. >Such pride thus filled the smarty friends
  36. >Until, "bad munster tawk!".
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