Title: Tales of a Fourth Grade Abuser 1 Author: splinter17 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/hdS96V4k First Edit: Friday 18th of May 2012 11:49:09 AM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Sunday 5th of April 2015 01:48:21 AM CDT >be 10 years old >by yourself at home after school >Mom's at work >you've never met your dad >no siblings >be outside in the front yard, playing with your handheld Nintendo, but bored out of your mind >you wonder if Legend of Korra is on >you like that show >"Wook! Hooman!" "Wan' daddy!" "Hungwy, wan' nummies!" >Wat? >Look up >a trio of fluffy ponies, two white pegasi and one purple bloated pegasus, are waddling over your front lawn to you >well, the purple one is being rolled over to you >they're so cute! >"Pwease wuv fwuffies! Mumma need daddy fo' babehs!" "Wan' pway?" "Fwuffy need nummies!" >you smile   >you haven't had fun with a pet since your fluffy died a few months ago "You three are the cutest things ever! Come here, I'll be your new daddy." >they're so happy >"Hooway!" "Fwuffy wuv daddy!" "Yay!" >you take them to the back yard, carrying the unicorn while the pegasi walk >you're going to have so much fun! >you place the pregnant mare down, and look at the three fluffies "So guys, what do you wanna do first?" >"Fwuffy hungwy!" "Fwuffy wan' nummies!" the two normal-sized fluffies reply >the bloated mare yawns cutely. "Wan' sweepies..." "Alright then, I've got just the thing. You two, wait here, okay? I'll bring something tasty for you." >"Otay!" the two reply as you pick up the pregnant mare >you simply place her on a lawn chair, and head inside your house >you enter your garage from there >now where is it...   >ah-hah! found it! >you come back outside >the white fluffies seem to be playing a rousing game of hide-in-plain-sight-and-seek >the purple dam is sleeping on the lawn chair, snoring cutely "Okay you two cuties, I'm back! And I've got yummy food for you!" >"Nummies, nummies!" "Gif food pwease!" >you take the object in your hands >"Huh?" "Wat dat?" "This is the food tube, guys! I'll put in your mouth and pull the trigger, and you'll have a mouthful of yummy stuff!" >the stupid fluffies don't know any better, seems legit >you sit down and let the white fluffies line up for "food" "Okay now fluffy, open wide and say "Aaaaah." >the fluffy complies, opening up her mouth and saying "Aaaaah!" >you stick the glue gun in her mouth and pull the trigger >she gets a mouthful of white-hot clear stuff that burns her mouth and tongue >she tries to back off, but you hold on her to neck to keep her still >you let her go after a few seconds   >she runs in circles and whines in pain and tries to spit up the glue burning her, but her mouth won't open >how funny! you laugh out loud >not a creepy evil laugh either >this is genuine happy laughing, you haven't had fun like this in a while >the unfed fluffy looks both confused and scared as her sister runs around, her screaming muffled and trying to spit up the glue in her mouth(and failing) >"Wh-wha? Wha happen? Sissy no wike foodies?" "Oh, she's just being silly. Here, have some!" >though nervous, the fluffy opens up when you command her to >you hold her neck, put the glue gun in her mouth and fire >once again, a fluffy gets a mouthful of red hot glue >this one barely has time to scream before the hot glue scorches her mouth and tongue >now you have two white fluffies with their burned mouths glued shut >running around in random directions in a panic >sobbing and making moaning "Mmmmm! Mmmmm!" sounds >you roll on the ground laughing >this is funnier than the Annoying Orange! >reminds of you of good times with your old fluffy   >this goes on for a few minutes before the fluffies, completely unable to open their mouths and in absolute pain, are reduced to laying down, sobbing and trying to make muffled whining noises >this is less funny "I'm bored. Run around, you stupid things!" >the fluffies sob and tremble more when you yell at them, too scared and in anguish to run >bo-ring! >eh, leave 'em. they'll die from not being able to eat or drink water, after you kick them out in a little bit >you look at the purple dam >lol, dumb bitch slept through everything >what to do with this one? >she can't run in the first place, so gluing her mouth shut would just result in another sobbing fluffy who won't run >and that's terrible >hm... >... >light bulb! >you walk up to her with the glue gun >bend down behind her butt >now where is it... >now that you're touching her, the mare wakes up >"Zzzzznuh? Wha daddy doing?" she asks, wiggling her legs as she futilely tries to turn around >ah, there it is! >you giggle >you position the glue gun near her marehood   >"Nu nu nuuu! Wha daddy doing?! Pwease no touch fwuffy dere!" >you can barely contain your excitement >you insert the tip of the glue gun >"Nuuuu! Mumma no wike dis! Daddy, no huwt pwea--" >you pull the trigger >"AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" >the dam shreiks like a banshee as white hot glue is ejaculated into her cooter >you keep this up as the unfortunate fluffy squeals shrilly in unimaginable agony, crying the whole way >"PWEASE STOP, FWUFFY SOWWY, DADDY PWEASE STOP HUWT!! HEWP FWUFFY HEWP FWUFFY HEWP FWUFFEEEEEEEE!!!" >you stop only after one extremely painful(and hilarious) minute >by the time you withdraw from the fluffy, you've been laughing so hard your sides hurt >the fluffy is reduced to sobbing and blubbering about her absolute anguish as you laugh >suddenly, she starts shaking violently >"N-n-neeeeee' make big poo-poo-poo-poopiiiiieeees!" >oh boy, this is just too much for you >you've glued her vag shut, so there's no way the foals will come out >you bet they've been burned up by the hot glue anyway   >you watch the fluffy dam try and fail to give birth >"W-w-w-why no make p-poopies?! Mumma n-n-no undastan'!" >lmao, the dummy doesn't even know she's in labor! >you have to turn away from her to stop laughing and catch your breath >this beats the shit out of Fred videos! >breath in, breath out, try to ignore the fluffy's pained mewling >okay, we're good now "That was so fun! You fluffies are the funniest things ever! Didn't you have fun?!" >the only response is the dam's confused babbling and crying and the other fluffies' pained moaning >... >you're bored again >these fluffies are useless now >stupid useless fluffies! >you pick up the two white fluffies, take them out to the front, and toss them in the garbage bin >their pained moaning becomes more frantic as you toss them in and shut the lid, leaving them covered in smelly trash and trapped in darkness   >you return to the fluffy dam >she's still sobbing and wondering why she can't poop >you pick her up and walk to your neighbor's fence >"F-fwuffy sowwy D-d-daddy, p-p-pwease make huwt stop..." "Tony! Oh Tony! Look boy, I got a treat for you!" you shout, calling for your neighbor's pit bull >like a good boy, Tony trots over to the fence >"N-n-nuuu! Fwuffy not nummies! P-pwease no huwt!" the mare cries, realizing what you're going to do to her "Goooood boy! Here's your treat!" >you drop her and let the dog catch the fluffy in his mouth,shaking her around furiously >"NUUUUUUUUU! NO EAT FWUFFY! NO HUWT BABEHS! HEWP!" >as you turn around and head for indoors, the dam's cries for help become pained sobs as she is torn to pieces and eaten >you wonder if Legend of Korra is on >you like that show