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Feeding Time(fluffy)

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  1. >be a 8ft long boa constrictor
  2. >the two big, hairless, weird-looking apes that feed you call you "Bobby"
  3. >you spend your days in an enclosed space
  4. >doing snake things
  5. >slitherin', hissin', soakin', hidin'
  6. >sometimes the big apes take you out of the space and put you into another one
  7. >there, they feed you
  8. >when you were little, they gave you dead baby mice
  9. >now that you're big, they give you live prey
  10. >mice, rats, guinea pigs, even the occasional rabbit
  11. >besides feeding you and giving you a nice warm place to stay, they also clean up after you and take care of you when you're sick
  12. >it gets a bit boring, so every once in a while you try to escape from your enclosed space
  13. >the one time you got out, the apes caught you and put you back in
  14. >but other than that, life is good
  15. >one day
  16. >the two weird-lookin' apes go into your space and take you out
  17. >they carry you over to the other space
  18. >this is where they feed you
  19. >yay, food!
  20. >they leave you for a few moments
  21.      
  22. >you can see the apes chattering to each other
  23. >obviously, you don't understand all those noises they make with their mouths
  24. >that's because you're deaf because you're a snake, idiot
  25. >for the sake of convenience we'll just pretend that you are able to hear noises like a person
  26. >you hear one of the apes talking to another one you don't recognize, one with long hair and a lumpy chest
  27. "Are you sure you want to do this, Annie?"
  28. >"I'm sure, Isaiah. My son, your nephew, wanted a fluffy pony, but he got bored of it a few days later and refuses to care for it anymore. You know how it is, kid sees a movie with a cute animal, gets it as a pet, finds out it actually needs to be taken care of, wants to get rid of it. And frankly I refuse to put up with this thing's crap. I didn't want to throw her out or stick her in an overcrowded shelter."
  29. >"I don't know... I never gave Bobby or any of the other snakes at the store fluffy ponies for food..."
  30. >"Hey, I'm giving you free live food. Besides, fluffies are cheaper than guinea pigs. If Bobby likes it, you can start buying them for your exotic pet store and save money!"
  31. >"Alright, you've convinced me, bring it her in."
  32. >the ape with long hair on its head leaves
  33. >it comes back a minute later, carrying what appears to be an all-black fluffy ball
  34. >its makes noises with its mouth just like the apes do, but its voice is higher pitched and sounds different
  35. >and you still don't understand it
  36. >"Whewe daddy? Fwuffy wan' go home! No wike dis!"
  37. >"Oh be quiet, Shadow. You stupid fucking animal, I still can't believe you shat on my new high heels yesterday! You're moving with Uncle Isaiah and staying with a new friend."
  38. >"Wah? Sadow no stupid! Sadow no fucky animah! Sadow sowwy fow poopies!"
  39.      
  40. >hiss
  41. >wait a minute
  42. >you pick up a bizarre, alien smell
  43. >the scent is coming from the talking, guinea pig-sized fluffy ball thing
  44. >what is it?
  45. >"New fwend? But Sadow wan' daddy..."
  46. >the long haired ape gives the fluffy ball to one of the caretaker apes
  47. >"Thanks for doing this for me, Isaiah. I appreciate it. Alright, I'd like to stay, but I have errands to run. See you later!"
  48. >"No problem sis. Tell Ruben and Jeremy I said hi."
  49. >"Wah? Whewe gran'ma go? Pwease no weave Sadow! Nuuuu!"
  50. >the long haired ape leaves the room. you hear something open and close
  51. >"Quiet down you fluff ball. Ready to meet a new friend? His name is Bobby, and he'd LOVE to meet you."
  52. >the fluffy ball thing is making sobbing sounds, a liquid coating the fur underneath its eyes
  53. >"Otay Unca Isah... *sniffsniff* Sadow nee' huggies fwom fwend..."
  54. >"Hahaha, oh, trust me, he gives big hugs."
  55. >your caretaker ape approaches the door to your enclosed space, opens it, places the fluffy ball thing in, and shuts it again
  56. >"Arlight Shadow, have fun with Bobby. I need my video camera..."
  57. >"Wah? Whewe Unca Isah go? Whewe Sadow?"
  58. >The fluffy ball can move on its own?
  59. >what is it? why does it smell so strange? it is unlike anything you've ever smelled before...
  60. >the thing moves on four short legs, scratching the clear glass wall with its feet
  61. >"Pwease wet Sadow out!"
  62. >you cautiously approach it. is it supposed to be food?
  63. >you flick your tongue out
  64.      
  65. >whatever it is, it appears to be a mammal, with eyes, legs, ears, warm blood, fur, but it is not something that exists in nature, that's for sure
  66. >is it a threat? would your caretaker apes leave a rival in with you? is it prey? an unlikely predator?
  67. >but, you do know one thing for certain
  68. >it is feeding time
  69. >therefore, it is your lunch
  70. >the fluffy ball finally notices you
  71. >"N-n-nuuuuu! Munsta! Pwease no huwt fwuffy! Sadow good fwuffy!"
  72. >it waddles away from you to a corner
  73. >ewwww, did it just piss and shit where it once stood?
  74. >you continue to approach the crying fluffy thing, its green eyes wide in terror
  75. >"S-s-s-sadow sowwy fow make poopies! Pwease no sowwy stick! Sadow sowwy!"
  76. >you slither slowly over to, tongue flicking all the way, taking in the strange animal's scent
  77. >the fluffy ball thing shivers and crys the whole time as you take your time getting closer
  78. >finally, you're close enough to strike, so you get ready
  79. >"P-p-pwease no huwt Sadow! Sadow do anyting munsta wan'! Munsta wan' pway?! Huggies?!"
  80. >unbeknownst to you, because of the way you moved your head when it said "huggies", it thinks you nodded and want to hug
  81. >"O-o-otay! Sadow gif huggies, munsta no huwt Sadow pwease!"
  82. >the black fluffy thing waddles over to you
  83.      
  84. >like a thunderbolt, you strike, clamping your jaws on the fluffy thing's forehead and eyes and wrapping a single coil around its body
  85. >"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NUUUUUUUUU!!! OWWIES! SADOW HUWT! WHY DAWK?! NO WIKE DIS! UNCA ISAH! HEWP!"
  86. >it struggles weakly, as it is in too much pain from you biting down on it
  87. >squeeze
  88. >each time you detect struggling or breathing, you apply pressure
  89. >"SADOW NO WIKE MUNSTA HUGGIES! SADOW HUWT! HEWP! HEWP!"
  90. >you begin apply more pressure
  91. >the combination of your coils applying pressure and the sheer stress the fluffy thing is feeling causes its blood pressure to rise to dangerous levels
  92. >normally, you don't break the bones of your prey, since your aim is to suffocate them or stop their heart, whichever works
  93. >but this fluff ball is more fragile than you thought
  94. >crack
  95. >the fluffy thing spews some foul bile from its mouth, thankfully none got in your own mouth
  96. >"*cough* O-o-owwieeeee..."
  97. >the fluffy thing is in no condition to scream, it just lets out a whine
  98. >squeeze
  99. >the thing begins the bleed from its mouth
  100. >"Fwuff... ee... sowwy... munstah..."
  101. >squeeze
  102. >fluffy pony has died horribly of cardiac arrest
  103. >you stay wrapped around it for a minute
  104. >now that you're sure it's dead, you open your mouth wide to swallow it headfirst
  105. >"And there you have it folks, Bobby has been fed with a fluffy pony, and it looks like he's enjoying himself!"
  106. >that's your caretaker ape
  107. >this whole time, he retrieved a video camera to record you
  108. >not that you notice or care
  109. >in time, the fluffy thing's hind legs and tail enter your throat
  110. >gulp
  111. >notbad.jpg
  112. >you close your mouth, satisfied with your meal
  113. >feelsgoodman.jpg
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