Title:           Feeding Time(fluffy)
Author:          splinter17
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First Edit:      Friday 25th of May 2012 04:19:29 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Sunday 5th of April 2015 01:48:03 AM CDT

>be a 8ft long boa constrictor
>the two big, hairless, weird-looking apes that feed you call you "Bobby"
>you spend your days in an enclosed space
>doing snake things
>slitherin', hissin', soakin', hidin'
>sometimes the big apes take you out of the space and put you into another one
>there, they feed you
>when you were little, they gave you dead baby mice
>now that you're big, they give you live prey
>mice, rats, guinea pigs, even the occasional rabbit
>besides feeding you and giving you a nice warm place to stay, they also clean up after you and take care of you when you're sick
>it gets a bit boring, so every once in a while you try to escape from your enclosed space
>the one time you got out, the apes caught you and put you back in
>but other than that, life is good
>one day
>the two weird-lookin' apes go into your space and take you out
>they carry you over to the other space
>this is where they feed you
>yay, food!
>they leave you for a few moments
     
>you can see the apes chattering to each other
>obviously, you don't understand all those noises they make with their mouths
>that's because you're deaf because you're a snake, idiot
>for the sake of convenience we'll just pretend that you are able to hear noises like a person
>you hear one of the apes talking to another one you don't recognize, one with long hair and a lumpy chest
"Are you sure you want to do this, Annie?"
>"I'm sure, Isaiah. My son, your nephew, wanted a fluffy pony, but he got bored of it a few days later and refuses to care for it anymore. You know how it is, kid sees a movie with a cute animal, gets it as a pet, finds out it actually needs to be taken care of, wants to get rid of it. And frankly I refuse to put up with this thing's crap. I didn't want to throw her out or stick her in an overcrowded shelter."
>"I don't know... I never gave Bobby or any of the other snakes at the store fluffy ponies for food..."
>"Hey, I'm giving you free live food. Besides, fluffies are cheaper than guinea pigs. If Bobby likes it, you can start buying them for your exotic pet store and save money!"
>"Alright, you've convinced me, bring it her in."
>the ape with long hair on its head leaves
>it comes back a minute later, carrying what appears to be an all-black fluffy ball
>its makes noises with its mouth just like the apes do, but its voice is higher pitched and sounds different
>and you still don't understand it
>"Whewe daddy? Fwuffy wan' go home! No wike dis!"
>"Oh be quiet, Shadow. You stupid fucking animal, I still can't believe you shat on my new high heels yesterday! You're moving with Uncle Isaiah and staying with a new friend."
>"Wah? Sadow no stupid! Sadow no fucky animah! Sadow sowwy fow poopies!"
     
>hiss
>wait a minute
>you pick up a bizarre, alien smell
>the scent is coming from the talking, guinea pig-sized fluffy ball thing
>what is it?
>"New fwend? But Sadow wan' daddy..."
>the long haired ape gives the fluffy ball to one of the caretaker apes
>"Thanks for doing this for me, Isaiah. I appreciate it. Alright, I'd like to stay, but I have errands to run. See you later!"
>"No problem sis. Tell Ruben and Jeremy I said hi."
>"Wah? Whewe gran'ma go? Pwease no weave Sadow! Nuuuu!"
>the long haired ape leaves the room. you hear something open and close
>"Quiet down you fluff ball. Ready to meet a new friend? His name is Bobby, and he'd LOVE to meet you."
>the fluffy ball thing is making sobbing sounds, a liquid coating the fur underneath its eyes
>"Otay Unca Isah... *sniffsniff* Sadow nee' huggies fwom fwend..."
>"Hahaha, oh, trust me, he gives big hugs."
>your caretaker ape approaches the door to your enclosed space, opens it, places the fluffy ball thing in, and shuts it again
>"Arlight Shadow, have fun with Bobby. I need my video camera..."
>"Wah? Whewe Unca Isah go? Whewe Sadow?"
>The fluffy ball can move on its own?
>what is it? why does it smell so strange? it is unlike anything you've ever smelled before...
>the thing moves on four short legs, scratching the clear glass wall with its feet
>"Pwease wet Sadow out!"
>you cautiously approach it. is it supposed to be food?
>you flick your tongue out
     
>whatever it is, it appears to be a mammal, with eyes, legs, ears, warm blood, fur, but it is not something that exists in nature, that's for sure
>is it a threat? would your caretaker apes leave a rival in with you? is it prey? an unlikely predator?
>but, you do know one thing for certain
>it is feeding time
>therefore, it is your lunch
>the fluffy ball finally notices you
>"N-n-nuuuuu! Munsta! Pwease no huwt fwuffy! Sadow good fwuffy!"
>it waddles away from you to a corner
>ewwww, did it just piss and shit where it once stood?
>you continue to approach the crying fluffy thing, its green eyes wide in terror
>"S-s-s-sadow sowwy fow make poopies! Pwease no sowwy stick! Sadow sowwy!"
>you slither slowly over to, tongue flicking all the way, taking in the strange animal's scent
>the fluffy ball thing shivers and crys the whole time as you take your time getting closer
>finally, you're close enough to strike, so you get ready
>"P-p-pwease no huwt Sadow! Sadow do anyting munsta wan'! Munsta wan' pway?! Huggies?!"
>unbeknownst to you, because of the way you moved your head when it said "huggies", it thinks you nodded and want to hug
>"O-o-otay! Sadow gif huggies, munsta no huwt Sadow pwease!"
>the black fluffy thing waddles over to you
     
>like a thunderbolt, you strike, clamping your jaws on the fluffy thing's forehead and eyes and wrapping a single coil around its body
>"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NUUUUUUUUU!!! OWWIES! SADOW HUWT! WHY DAWK?! NO WIKE DIS! UNCA ISAH! HEWP!"
>it struggles weakly, as it is in too much pain from you biting down on it
>squeeze
>each time you detect struggling or breathing, you apply pressure
>"SADOW NO WIKE MUNSTA HUGGIES! SADOW HUWT! HEWP! HEWP!"
>you begin apply more pressure
>the combination of your coils applying pressure and the sheer stress the fluffy thing is feeling causes its blood pressure to rise to dangerous levels
>normally, you don't break the bones of your prey, since your aim is to suffocate them or stop their heart, whichever works
>but this fluff ball is more fragile than you thought
>crack
>the fluffy thing spews some foul bile from its mouth, thankfully none got in your own mouth
>"*cough* O-o-owwieeeee..."
>the fluffy thing is in no condition to scream, it just lets out a whine
>squeeze
>the thing begins the bleed from its mouth
>"Fwuff... ee... sowwy... munstah..."
>squeeze
>fluffy pony has died horribly of cardiac arrest
>you stay wrapped around it for a minute
>now that you're sure it's dead, you open your mouth wide to swallow it headfirst
>"And there you have it folks, Bobby has been fed with a fluffy pony, and it looks like he's enjoying himself!"
>that's your caretaker ape
>this whole time, he retrieved a video camera to record you
>not that you notice or care
>in time, the fluffy thing's hind legs and tail enter your throat
>gulp
>notbad.jpg
>you close your mouth, satisfied with your meal
>feelsgoodman.jpg