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Why the fluffy crossed the road

By: soil on Jun 16th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 11.77 KB  |  hits: 273  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be a purple fluffy mare called lilac
  2. >You live in a soggy cardboard box
  3. >You cant remember very much but you used to have a daddy
  4. >You remember getting hugs from him and being fed spaghetti
  5. >One day he put you down in this alley and told you to wait here
  6. >That was a long time ago, many scary dark nights have come and gone
  7. >You have been living off what you can find in the nearby garbage cans
  8. >Sometimes the restaurant next door spills their garbage and you can find rotting food
  9. >It is usually burgers or grease and you can't stand the taste
  10. >After a few days of eating nothing but the rotting food and puddles of grease you begin to feel sick
  11. >You cry for your daddy all night while huddling in your box
  12. >Daddy used to tell you where to poop and pee but now you have stopped caring and just go in the box
  13. >The box has stopped smelling pretty and you have been throwing up icky yellow stuff all morning
  14. >It is afternoon now and you have begun searching for more food
  15. >The alleyway is clean and all you can find are a few dirty napkins to chew on
  16. >The days are getting colder and the sky is getting darker as time goes on
  17. >You have to stay here though, daddy must be coming back soon
  18. >Feeling very unsatisfied you spit out the chewed up paper and venture out towards the street
  19. >You are momentarily elated as you see a pile of spaghetti across the road
  20. >At first you are hesitant to cross since daddy used to warn about the road outside your old home
  21. >Eventually your hunger gets the best of you and the treck across the street begins
  22. >Daddy used to let you ride in the big metals creatures that are running along the road but they still scare you
  23. >You try and wait for a gap in the traffic but your timing is a little off
  24. >The first car misses you but you failed to consider the cars going the other direction
  25. >You take a tire to the nose and you hear a sickening crack as you are knocked spinning
  26. >The pain hits you all at once as you look down and notice your nose is twisted
  27. >"WWAAAAAAAAAAA" you howl as you toss your head about, throwing your broken and bleeding snout around loosely
  28. >The blood is dripping down into your mouth and the taste makes you throw up onto the asphalt
  29. >You try to continue your trek as more cars hurtle by but you slip in the puddle of vomit and blood
  30. >Your momentum keeps you going into a roll and you end up on your back in the middle of the second lane
  31. >A large truck blaring horrible music drives over you
  32. >Your fluff catches on the underside and you are dragged along for twenty feet before catching a pothole
  33. >The blood from your snout has dripped into your eyes while you were upside down and you have been blinded
  34. >Luckily your fluff has protected you from most of the damage but as you try to roll back over again you feel severe burning on your back
  35. >The drag has ground most of the skin off of your back and what remains is sticking to ground and peeling off
  36. >You begin to sob as you try to move again only to find that more of your skin is removed
  37. >"Hewp fwuffy, daddeh, pwease hewp" You cry to yourself as you hear another car approching
  38. >Some long dormant survival instinct responds to the approaching sound and with a mighty effort you attempt to roll out of its path
  39. >This effort half succeeds as your front hooves reach the sidewalk
  40. >Unfortunately your back hooves and tail are less fortunate
  41. >They are crushed flat by the oncoming vehicle
  42. >You release a howl of pain as the new injuries begin to take their toll
  43. >Using your front hooves, you drag yourself up onto the sidewalk and lie flat on your stomach
  44. >You pant heavily and feel your bowels release as you attempt in vain to move your ruined back legs
  45. >The agony you are experiencing is overwhelming and you begin to lose consciousness  
  46. >Your tiny mind drifts far away as you remember how life used to be
  47. >How daddy used to hug you and give you treats
  48. >How he used to help you play with the blocks
  49. >Your eyes tear up at these memories and the mixture of blood and tears forms a small pool beneath your ruined snout
  50. >A deep rumble emenates through you as your stomach informs you of your hunger
  51. >You think back to the spaghetti and turn your head in an attempt to look for it
  52. >You can still see the long piece of spaghetti fifty feet down to road
  53. >A primeval drive from deep within your mind urges you towards it
  54. >You begin the laborious process of dragging yourself down the sidewalk
  55. >A human emerges from the alleyway next to you and looks on in confusion
  56. >He is dressed in a filthy overcoat and has a bottle of whiskey in his hand
  57. >Something about his demeanor causes you to pause before greeting him
  58. >"Stupid fucking fluffy" he drunkenly slurs before draining the bottle of its last remaining alcohol
  59. >"Take this you gimp piece of shit" he mumbles before chucking the bottle at you
  60. >Fortunately in his inebriated state he misses you and only succeeds in shattering glass all over the sidewalk
  61. >The degenerate then chooses this moment to stumble to the ground and take a seat on a nearby pile of newspapers
  62. >He looks on in disgruntles silence as you continue to drag yourself onward
  63. >The hard concrete is beginning to hurt your soft belly and rub the skin near your teats
  64. >Regardless you press on, the goal of spaghetti driving your every move
  65. >The growing pain on your stomach increases as you reach the portion of the sidewalk covered in the shards of glass from the whiskey bottle
  66. >The tiny pieces of glass penetrate your underside and begin to open up long shallow cuts
  67. >You howl in pain and desperately try to lift your abdomen to little avail
  68. >There is little choice but to continue in your mind as you press onward
  69. >A long piece of glass starts to embed itself in one of your teats but in your single minded state you simply keep moving, driving it deep enough to tear the teat wide open
  70. >You simply grit your teeth and think about the food
  71. >If you can get the spaghetti you can eat, daddy used to make you spaghetti
  72. >Spaghetti means daddy must be near
  73. >If you can just reach it daddy will save you
  74. >He will hug you tight and make all the pain go away
  75. >The drunken vagrant is now laughing heartily at the trail of blood you are leaving behind you
  76. >"Crippled little shit, where are you goin in such a fuckin hurry" he breaths between chuckles
  77. >"Sss-s--sghetti" you stammer weakly
  78. >He tries to stifle another laugh and withdraws another bottle from his coat
  79. >"God speed" he says while lifting the bottle in the air
  80. >You continue to drag yourself through the glass, enduring more and more long gashes
  81. >After about five minutes you have reached the spaghetti
  82. >Both of your teats have been made unrecognizable by the gauntlet of glass and a long sliver of the bottle has become lodged in your belly and has pierced your intestines
  83. >The leaking digestive fluids burn your open wounds more and you release piss yourself once again
  84. >You desperately grasp the piece of spaghetti with your front teeth
  85. >It doesn't taste like spaghetti but in your reflexive hunger you begin to suck it into your mouth and down your throat
  86. >The spaghetti can't be chewed and is tasteless
  87. >You correctly guess that this may not be spaghetti but continue to wolf it down
  88. >It is really just one long piece that was sitting in a coil and was emanating from a nearby pole
  89. >The drunken degenerate is now doubled over in fits of laughter at the sight of you
  90. >"God damn you are retarded, that isn't food shitbrain" he yells before taking another swig of his drink
  91. >You ignore him and keeping sucking down the long yellow tube until you are no longer able
  92. >The growling of your stomach has finally stopped but something feels wrong
  93. >Your crippled body has given out by this point and for the next ten minutes you lay still on your side
  94. >Your stomach keeps trying to regurgitate the meal you just had but the thread still sticking out of your throat makes this impossible
  95. >As the puddle of blood you are lying in slowly grows larger, you begin to shit yourself once again
  96. >This time all that emerges from your anus is the other end of the spaghetti thread
  97. >As time goes by you slowly shit out more of the thread
  98. >Some of it has formed into tight knots but once your anal sphincter has gaped wide enough the rest just slides out uncontrollably
  99. >At this point the nearby drunk has become bored decides to help you pass the thread through you a little faster
  100. >He callously plants his boot on your skinned back and grabs the end of the thread
  101. >He then begins to pull on the thread
  102. >"Since you are prolly too brain damaged to figure this out I might as well tell you what you've been eating is a wire" the vagabond informs you as he gets a good grip on one of the knots
  103. >Your insides burn and your anus begins to bleed as more and more keeps getting reeled out
  104. >The end sticking out of your mouth begins to be forced down your throat as you try to utter an objection
  105. >Your tormentors inebriated mind comes up with a cunning plan and he cuts the mouth end of the wire by stomping on your muzzle and cutting it between your teeth
  106. >The impact shatters your weak fluffy teeth along with dislocating your jaw
  107. >You feebly try and speak but all that comes out is a bloody gurgle as the roof of your mouth has pierced your tongue
  108. >The pauper then ties the two ends of the wire together in an intricate knot to make a large loop
  109. >He then begins to pull the loop in the reverse direction out of your mouth
  110. >A steady stream of stomach acid and later fecal matter is dragged across your tongue as the sadistic human starts reeling more quickly
  111. >You pray silently for this to all end
  112. >You wish for your daddy to save you
  113. >You close your eyes for what you think is your last time
  114. >"Stop right there criminal scum" roars a new voice
  115. >The vagrant drops his apparatus and steps away from you as you turn to see the new arrival
  116. >Your daddy stands before you with his bike
  117. >The happiness you feel is overwhelming
  118. >You begin to drag yourself weakly towards your only friend in the world
  119. >He looks down at you and cracks a smile
  120. >"Holy shit, you're still alive" he exclaims
  121. >"It looks like letting you die in the wild wasn't much better than torturing you to death anyway" he says as he picks you up by your broken tail
  122. >You gurgle up more blood and shit as you try and speak to your daddy
  123. >"I was done playing with that fucktard anyway" remarks the drunk before staggering back into his alleyway
  124. >Your daddy looks down coldly st you and begins to explain himself
  125. >"I was never coming back to get you Lilac, I was sick of you shitting everywhere and was tired of listening to your stupid babbling"
  126. >You try to open your mouth but your lower jaw goes limp and you throw up more of the wire
  127. >"I never wanted to see your god damned face again but now you come back even uglier than before" he remarks as he drops you to the ground by his wheel
  128. >The impact breaks a couple of ribs that pierce your already ruined intestines
  129. >Daddy grabs two sides of the loop of wire and begins to attach them to the chain of his bike
  130. >The wire loop is now runs alongside the chain, a concept your owner tests be peddling a few times
  131. >The wire is dragged out further in a spew of blood
  132. >Daddy now places you inside the frame of the bike
  133. >"Hold on now you little cunt, we are going for a ride" he sneers before beginning to peddle
  134. >The pain is worse than ever as you use your remaining functional limbs to tightly grip the frame on which you were placed  
  135. >Daddy takes you on a long ride and pretty soon you are caked onto the frame by your blood and torn chunks of your stomach
  136. >After five minutes, your digestive track has been completely straightened into a line at the cost of   many organs
  137. >As the blood loss starts to you and your tiny lungs fill with blood, you shut your eyes again
  138. >Your last thoughts are of your daddy, your killer
  139. >You realize he never intended to come back for you
  140. >You see now that he hated you
  141. >You realize you were never loved by anyone