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Fluffy Ponyville, Chapter 4: Fluttershy

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  1. >Day three of the fluffy ponyville experiments begins with screaming
  2. >It is 3 am and you are getting yourself a drink downstairs
  3. >You hear the screams from in the kitchen and through the supposedly soundproof garage door
  4. >As you open the door and turn on the light to investigate the noises you are struck with what appears to be a fullscale war
  5. >Somehow an entire nests worth of rats has entered ponyville and are raiding it for food
  6. >You forgot to clean up the massive pile of fluffychow in Rarity's boutique and now it has been covered in the rodents
  7. >The fluffies have surrounded the building and are keeping the rats that are inside contained
  8. >Meanwhile the rats on the outside of the boutique are running amok, knocking over cardboard houses and swarming the smaller fluffies
  9. >The larger fluffies are trying to chase away the rats but thanks to their clumsiness have only succeeded in adding to the confusion by bumping into one another
  10. >In the litterbox, Rarity is being assaulted by Rainbow Dash and Twilight who seem to have confused the hairless mare with a small rodent
  11. >Pinkie has  become trapped in sugarcube corner and seems to have two smaller rats trying to bite her exposed eyeballs while she weakly moans "nu, bad babbehs huwties" over and over again to herself
  12. >Paniced shouts of "Munstaahs","Owwies", and "Hewp" are coming from the townhall
  13. >The smaller fluffies are all retreating into the building while the slower ones have already been dogpiled by the invaders
  14. >Luckily their thick fluff prevents any serious damage but you see Diamond tiara pinned down by a very large rat and bleeding profusely
  15. >The rat has gnawed off both of her ears and has her snout trapped between its teeth
  16. >"Pwease, why huwties, meanie munstah givwe back eaws, too much boo boo joowse" she gargles as the blood starts to cover her face and fill her mouth through a newly punctured hole in the roof of her mouth
  17. >After a moment of hesitation you decide it is time to intervene
  18. >You usually prefer to watch fluffies die in this kind of situation since your experience tells you that the swarm of rats is somehow related to fluffy stupidity
  19. >One by one you pluck the rats off of the smaller fluffies and put them into a large bucket
  20. >Next you slide a large piece of wood underneath the infested boutique and then dump the rats from inside into your bucket
  21. >The rats running loose prove to be a larger problem as you are forced to corral them out of the door into the sideyard where you have dumped the bucket of rats into a ditch
  22. >The entire process takes fifteen minutes so by the time you get back inside you are pissed
  23. >You are positive one of the little shits must be responsible and you know you won't be able to sleep till you find out who
  24. >The town is in need of serious repairs and several fluffies are in need of first aid
  25. >Diamond Tiara and some of the smaller fluffies have lost ears or tails to the swarm
  26. >Twilight has a smaller rat impaled on her horn and is licking up a large puddle of blood in the town center
  27. >You really have to admire her dedication
  28. >Pinkie has had one of her eyeballs split open and popped out of the socket and is asking a nearby wall
  29. >"Why no mo see, where babehs go"
  30. >She has clearly become delusional after being awake for three days straight and apparantly thought the rats were babies
  31. >You consider that she may be responsible for the infestation but then another animal loving candidate comes to mind a candidate who was absent from the crowd
  32. >After a few minutes of hunting you find Fluttershy on the outskirts of town behind her cottage
  33. >She is sitting next to a rat sized hole in the wall and is pawing at it with her hooves
  34. >You grab her roughly by one wing shouting "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
  35. >She squeaks and pisses herself and you drop her in disgust
  36. >"F-ff--ffffwuffyshy wan pway with neww fff-f-ff--fwends so shw wet dem owt of da howe" she stammers while shaking uncontrollably
  37. >She must have heard the rats inside the wall through a hole and slowly made the hole large enough to allow the army to enter
  38. >You suspect there is more to the story so you stomp your foot on fluttershy's tail
  39. >"Why were the so many of them huh, were you giving them food?" you snarls as you twist your foot, grinding her tail into the concrete
  40. >Fluttershy nods her head furiously and shreiks "S-sss-s-ssowwy, fff-f-f-fwends w-w-e-ewe hungwy and fff-f-f-fwuffyshy had extwa foodies, pweas nnn-nnn-nu mowe huwties, fwiffyshy b-bb-bbe goowd ff-f-f-fwuffy"
  41. >Pathetic, you throw up a little in your mouth
  42. >This miserable abomination needs to be taught a lesson
  43. >You scoop up the flustered pegasus and carry her inside to your trusty kitchen counter
  44. >The mare stays silent as you duct tape her to a chopping board and get out your box of razorblades
  45. >You take a long razorblade out and carefully shave the quivering fluffy's throat and hindquarters
  46. >Her fear is palpable as she sprays feces  and piss all over the counter when you accidentally nick her already broken tail
  47. >This next part is where things may get a bit tricky so you get out your laptop to look up fluffy anatomy
  48. >You find a suitable image and fullsize it while pulling fluttershy's head up to expose her throat
  49. >Despite the numerous times you performed the surgery on earlier batches of fluffies, you still have only a 50% success rate with this procedure
  50. >You make a small vertical incision in the throat and quickly grab your tweezers
  51. >The blood produced by the cut is minimal, a very good sign
  52. >Fluttershy is violently struggling against your grip but thanks to her general lack of muscle mass, you are able to hold her quite steady
  53. >Next you insert the tweezers directly into the new incision and pinch the vocal cord membrane and pull it out of the throat
  54. >One quick razor slice later and Fluttershy has her vocal cords too badly damaged to ever speak again
  55. >You sew up the wound and grab a bottle of super glue for your next modification
  56. >After preparing thirty more micro razors, thumbtacks and spare exacto knife tips, you pour the glue all over Fluttershy's fluff
  57. >Next you begin sticking the razorblades blunt side down into the fluff
  58. >When you are finished, fluttershy resembles a steel porcupine
  59. >To add a nice personal touch you take a thumbtack and after covering it in glue, press it carefully into Fluttershy's pussy so that the sharp end is sticking outward but only slightly
  60. >The final piece of your plans involves a device that has taken you many months to perfect
  61. >To the untrained eye it appears to be a simple digital tape recorder but the reality is much more sinister
  62. >Many months of recording inane fluffy jabbering has filled this tape recorder with every piece of fluffy jargon known to man
  63. >By programming the recorder correctly you can make it say anything you want
  64. >You gleefully attach the recorder to fluttershy's belly with the glue and return her to the garage
  65. >Since you want fluttershy in maximum contact with other fluffies, you relocate her cottage to the middle of the town
  66. >The act of adding a new house draws the traumatized herd of fluffies out of their own houses to investigate
  67. >You put a rubberband around fluttershy and attach it to the house to make sure she cant just run away from the other fluffies like she normally would
  68. >After putting her down inside her now very crowded house, you begin to play with the remote connected to the tape recorder
  69. >"Wan huggies" the recorder says
  70. >The other fluffies pile around Fluttershy blathering about "Huggies" and "Fwend"
  71. >It takes a few seconds for the razors to do their thing but when they do the result is satisfying
  72. >The first fluffy to be cut is Bon Bon when she is pushed paralell to Fluttershy by the growing crowd
  73. >The razor penetrates her fluff and leaves a slice all along the side of her body which begins to spurt blood all over Fluttershy
  74. >"WW--W---W--WWW-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, NUU HUWTIES,FWUFFYSHY GIVE OWWIES!!" Bon Bon howls as she is pushed harder into Fluttershy's flank
  75. >The crowd deems that this problem requires more huggies and they begin to close in even tighter
  76. >Soon all the fluffies next to Fluttershy are covered in blood and screeching as their faces and front legs are shoved into the razorblades
  77. >The wounded fluffies stop trying to reason with the crowd and decide that Fluttershy must be a monster
  78. >Cries of "Munstah" scare the crowd away, leaving a stream of shit and piss in their wake
  79. >The bloodbath finally ends when a large enough gap opens up and a blood drenched Fluttershy emerges from the building in silent hysteria
  80. >You grab her by her snout and dumk her into a large bucket of water to get the blood off
  81. >Several fluffies still remain in the blood and shit encrusted house either because of sliced tendons or blood loss
  82. >Two useless background ponies are dead, Lyra has lost both a tendon in her front leg and her nose and Bon Bon is trying to put her intestines back through a hole in abdomen
  83. >Once Fluttershy is clean again, the other fluffies seem to no longer recognize her as a monster and ask her to "pway" with them
  84. >Using the remote, you make Fluttershy say "wan speciaw huggie" to a nearby colt called Lucky
  85. >You have a feeling he is not going to live up to his name
  86. >"Wucky wuv specaw huggies, wucky wuv fwuffyshy" he divulges before getting around behind the mare
  87. >Fluttershy becomes flustered and desperately tries to signal no to the male but thanks to her shy nature, she is unwilling to take any drastic action to stop him from mounting her
  88. >Because of the colt's excessive fluff, it takes him several warm up thrusts to find the mare's vagina but when he does locate it he attempts to fill it with a single powerful thrust
  89. >The thumbtack inside the vagina pierces his urethra
  90. >At first he doesn't notice and keeps humping on autopilot, with the appropriate "enfs"
  91. >After three thrusts the pain hits him and he lets out a horrible wail
  92. >Thanks to his horrible fluffy pony physiology he thrusts twice more before his is able overpower his instincts and pull out
  93. >"WHY, HUWT FWUFFY, NONO OWWIES, BIG BIG OWWIES, FWUFFYSHY BAD FWUFFY!!" he screechs, giving Fluttershy a solid kick to the hindquarters
  94. >Lucky's penis is a ruined mess and on one of the last thrusts he even managed to puncture a testicle
  95. >The Colt runs back home as fast as he can and the onlookers begin to chastize Fluttershy for hurting him
  96. >"Bad, fwuffy go way" barks Twilight as she begins cleaning up the blood and semen trail
  97. >"Fwuffyshy is munstah, she give big huwties" adds Lyra,who has managed to drag herself onto the scene
  98. >"Munstah go way" the group begins to chant at the petrified mare
  99. >You take this opportunity to again use the remote
  100. >"I bad fwuffy, pwease pwunish me" you make Fluttershy say
  101. >The crowd seems willing to accommodate this request and begins to kick Fluttershy on her exposed hindquarters and face
  102. >Several fluffies injure their hooves trying to hit her through her fluff but most obey their instinct to damage the exposed face
  103. >Thanks to her lightweight pegasus bones, Fluttershy's jaw cracks courtesy a solid kick from Big Mac
  104. >She makes a run for it and runs to the edge of town crying all the way
  105. >You smirk as you remember the rubberband keeping her tethered to the center of town
  106. >Your smile is wiped from your face as the rubberband gets caught on one of the many razors and is cut in half
  107. >The now unbound pegasus runs to the hole in the wall where she was feeding the rats and squeezes inside
  108. >You rush over to try and pull her out but then you remember you covered her in razorblades and think better of it
  109. >Now that your plans are ruined you content yourself with setting the tape recorder to call out "huggies" and "speciaw huggies" intermittently until the batteries run out
  110. >If Fluttershy does make it out into the world she will do wonders for fluffy population control
  111. >You spend the rest of the day repairing the various injuries to the townsfolk and helping Twilight clean up
  112. >All the shit eating is leaving her weary and a sickly pale color
  113. >In total you lost five fluffies, two foals in the battle and three in Fluttershy's razor orgy after Bon Bon finally had to be euthanized
  114. >This giant mess of a day is all that damn "Fwuffyshy"s fault
  115. >She really is the worst fluffy