Fluffy Ponyville, Chapter 3: Rarity

>You step through the front door after a long day at work

>Carrying the fluffychow you picked up on the way home, you enter the garage

>You really need to start buying more food, one bag only equates to one meal for the entire town

>The sound of your entrance heralds an all consuming horde of fluffies

>Because of your frequent absence, they have come to see you as simply a source of food

>It may be better this way, it will keep your observation objective

>Pinkie Pie is he first fluffy in line to eat from the giant pan you are using as a communal food bowl

>She must get quite the appetite thanks to her sleep deprivation

>Her eyes have become bloodshot with a thick yellow crust of pus developing around the edges

>You will need to start rinsing the eyes with more than just alcohol if you want to stave off infection

>No point in letting an infection kill her before the sleep deprivation catches up

>At the back of the crowd you see a noticeably disheveled Twilight

>Her face fluff is a shit and vomit encrusted mess

>Thee other fluffies seem to be scared of her smell must be keeping them away  

>Her new duties as ponyvilles poop janitor has probably made her an outcast since you know the only way she will be able to keep the other fluffies from shitting everywhere is by assaulting them

>As per your orders, Twilight is the last fluffy to eat but by doing a headcount, you find there is one missing from the crowd

>The missing fluffy appears to be Rarity so you go to examine her home in the cardboard carousel boutique

>There is a large line of fluffies forming at the door conversing about "Fwuffy twims"

>you just pull the roof off the building to see what is happening inside

>You are shocked to find a large pill of fluffychow that the line of fluffies seems to be adding to

>One by one the line of fluffies spit pellets into the pile and moves on to rarity's workstation

>Here Rarity is using a discarded pair of scissors to cut the fluffies fur and mane

>By jamming the scissors against a wall and having the customers press their fluff between the blades, Rarity is cutting their fluff by pushing the scissors open and closed

>"Fwuffy Twimming, Twoo foodies" she calls out to the procession entering the boutique

>The fascinating mechanics of fluffies creating a pseudo-economy aside, this is bad news

>Rarity may be designed to act like the mlp Rarity but she is still a fluffy

>It is evident that she has no idea how use scissors safely as there is a sizeable puddle of blood next to her work station

>This explains why some of the fluffies were whining about owwies earlier

>On top of this her main service appears to involve trimming the genital fluff so fluffies can more easily give special huggies

>The last thing you need is more special huggies, sex is NOT part of the mlp canon

>You grab both Rarity and the blood stained scissors and haul them away

>"Nu twuch mane duwty bwute" complains the purple haired unicorn as you take her inside

>You clean the scissors in the kitchen sink and decide to work on a little "fwuffy twimming" of your own

>Pinning Rarity to the kitchen counter with one hand, you begin cutting at her fluff with the scissors

>"NUUUUUUU, NUU FWUFFY TWIMS" squeals the unicorn as your cut her coat down to her pink skin

>You grip her purple mane and remove it with one decisive snip

>"W-weave w-w-wawity's mane a-w-w-wone" she commands shakily, her courage failing her

>You leave the tail for last but accidently end up chopping off the entire thing, creating a spray of blood

>It must have slipped your mind that pony's tails are partly solid

>Rarity begins to quiver and bawl at this point, sobbing to herself about "ugwy" and "cowd"

>You gather all the fluff into a large pile and dispose of it in the garbage

>Next you carry the pink little ratlike abomination upstairs to the bathroom

>You root through the drawers until find a bottle of nair that belonged to your ex girlfriend

>You slather the liquid liberally over rarity and let her sit in the sink for five minutes sobbing

>"Taiw huwties, whewre go?" she asks, but only receives a flick on the nose as an answer

>Using warm sink water, you rinse her body off and remove all remaining traces hair until she is bald

>Rarity struggles and breaks free from your grip thanks to her slippery bare skin

>She falls off the sink and lands in the toilet

>Well shit

>You act quickly and grab her by one of the legs that is sticking out of the water in an attempt to pull her out

>She begins to shit and piss everywhere as you yank he above the surface covering her pink skin in brown stains

>You drag her kicking and screaming back downstairs and grab your jar full of twilight's horn shavings

>After dumping Rarity into the kitchen sink, you pour the contents of the jar into a mixture of eggs

>Next you whip the mixture with a whisk and begin to slather it over Rarity's hindquarters

>"Nuuuuu, nuuu touch poopie place" squeeks as you insert a finger covered with the liquid into her anus

>To finish your masterpiece find along, thick rubberband and wrap it around her neck with plenty of slack

>You take the teary eyed unicorns back into the garage along with a bag of treats

>The fluffies all crowd around once again as you enter ponyville

>"Who dat?" asks Applejack

>"New fwend?" inquires Derpy

>"Its Rarity, she just lost all her fluff" you explain

>"Nu is pwetty, nu like ugwy new fwuffy" says Sweetie Belle

>You facepalm and decide to distract everyone by distributing treats

>While the crowd swarms over the few treats you tossed, you carry carry Rarity off to her new home

>The litterbox is much more full than it was earlier, Twilight must be keeping up with her new duties

>You hammer a large nail into the center of the box and wrap Rarity's rubberband collar around it

>There is just enough slack to let her move to the nearby water and food bowls

>it will take all of her fluffy strength to fight the rubberband and keep herself out of the litterbox

>This means most of the time she will be stuck in the middle of the litter until she really needs food

>"Dis pwace stinky, wanna go howme" complains the hairless pony

>You roughly push Rarity deep into to sand to create a concave shape around her central area

>This will ensure that all the waste rolls directly down into the middle and onto her

>You crouch down and grab the crying unicorn's nose to get her attention

>"You will live in here from now on, if I catch you trying to escape I will break your legs" you whisper

>Her eyes widen as she realizes you are serious and she nods quickly while babbling

>"Wawity wive hewe, Wawity be good fwuffy no mowe owwies"

>"Good" you state plainly before going to refill the communal waterbowl

>At this point the other fluffies have finished their treats and several are approaching the litterbox

>"Ewww is yuckwy new fwuffy, no wike" sneers Lyra as she begins to shit into the box

>"NUUUU, go way ickies" yelps Rarity as the turds impact on her bald head

>The second fluffy to enter the litterbox is a colt called Caramel

>He sniffs the air and catches the subtle scent of your egg/unicorn horn mixture

>The mixture is actually a potent fluffy aphrodisiac that reacts with a mares nattural scent to attract males

>Caramel slides down into Rarity's pit and promptly begins to mount her

>"Owwies, stwop nu speciaw huggies pwease" whines Rarity as the colt presses his member against her exposed anus

>"NUUUUUU, nut poopie pwace, big owwies" she shrieks at the male but to no avail

>Luckily you put most of the mixture on her anus, wouldn't want Rarity to get pregnant

>A line begins to form behind Caramel as more colts begin to catch Rarity's scent

>A steady stream of poop and piss still flows into the hole, but this does not deter the aroused males

>After a cacophony of "enfs" Caramel climaxes inside Rarity and pulls out, leaving an oozing mixture of shit, cum, and blood behind

>Rarity has been reduced to a complete wreck, babbling incoherently about her "poopie place" and "pwease stop huwt wawity, pwease hewp fwends"

>You finish refilling the water bowl and decide to go watch some tv

>The line is now ten fluffies long, Rarity has a long night ahead of her