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I Ripped Off His Pants [Song Parody]

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  1. >Day Premature in Equestria.
  2. >You are Anon.
  3. >You wake up in your bed like you normally would.
  4. >Only to find yourself strapped down to the bed posts.
  5. >Oh god not this!
  6. >You see Fluttershy crawling on top of you.
  7. >No...NO NOT AGAIN!
  8. >You scream for help but no one hears.
  9. >Someone stop her before it's too late!
  10. >As she lifts a leg over your crotch and gets ready to mount, she leers at you with those creepy eyes and immediately you know what's about to happen next.
  11. >It's horrible...
  12. >It's terrifying...
  13. >She's going to make you...
  14. >She's going to force you to...
  15. >SING A SONG!
  16.  
  17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
  18.  
  19. >"Lock thighs, trapped in your room."
  20. >"Can hardly think, dock in my womb."
  21. >"You shake your head but skip the blames, no need here for the fetish games."
  22. >"Think you came as I moan out loud, your dock's the sky and I'm on your cloud."
  23. >"Getting close as the pace is high, our bodies touch and my angel cries."
  24. >"Sweet embrace, not like those whores, my lips taste crotch and beg for moars!
  25. >"A whole rape's what we've got in store."
  26. >"Cry through your tears that you "want no more!" and I."
  27. >"Cream."
  28. >"Every."
  29. >"Chance!"
  30. >"I love it when this happens you can take my word."
  31. >"I need it when you cry, but that's just absurd."
  32. >"It's mainly your fault for the way that your thrashing."
  33. >"Now-I-"
  34. >"CREAMED."
  35. >"ON."
  36. >"YOUR LANCE!"
  37. >"Don't tell my friends, they'll think I'm a slut..."
  38. >"Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt!"
  39. >"I'm very "sensitive" some would say that's a plus."
  40. >"Now-I'll-get-ready-the-CAGE!"
  41.  
  42. (Past)
  43.  
  44. >"I'll guess some things so he'll fall for me."
  45. >"We'll do things alone now, it's meant to be."
  46. >"I was left heartbroken stuck looking for love."
  47. >"The surprise in my eyes when he dropped from above."
  48. >"I checked him over and I saw his face."
  49. >"My heart stood still, so did time and space."
  50. >"Never thought that I could feel real again, but that look in his eyes said I need a "friend"!"
  51. >"He turned to me, that's when he said it."
  52. >"Looked me dead in the face, asked-"
  53. "What is this planet?"
  54. >"And I..."
  55. >"RIPPED."
  56. >"OFF."
  57. >"HIS PANTS!"
  58.  
  59. (Anon starts running away.)
  60.  
  61. >"I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!"
  62. >"I'll give you a place to stay, please don't flee..."
  63. >And now I stand alone, with an awkward glance.
  64. >Cause I-
  65. >"RIPPED."
  66. >"OFF."
  67. >"HIS PANTS!"
  68. >"To be fair, I was hurting a lot, plus his tall monkey frame got me bothered and hot."
  69. >"Please god, tell me this is just a test."
  70. >"One more guess, the next day I'll check."
  71.  
  72. (Anon in bed)
  73.  
  74. Last night, I saw a dream.
  75. As I recall it was a horrible dream.
  76. Got lost outside in the pouring rain.
  77. Checked behind me and saw she came.
  78. And I-
  79. RAN.
  80. AT.
  81. FIRST GLANCE!
  82.  
  83. >"Flying through the trees, when I see you run past."
  84. >"You'll never get away, you're not RainbowDash."
  85. >"A scream cries out that reminds me of you and I-"
  86. >"POUNCE."
  87. >"ON."
  88. >"THE CHANCE!"
  89.  
  90. The next day...(In Equestria)
  91. My alarms go off and I-
  92. SCREAM.
  93. LIKE.
  94. A BITCH!
  95.  
  96. Run to the window, but that mare flies in and she-
  97. TIES...
  98. UP...
  99. MAH HANDS!
  100.  
  101. When I was tied to the bed, it didn't make sense and I-
  102. CRIED...
  103. LIKE...
  104. A BITCH!
  105.  
  106. She just said "Rape!" and I-
  107. SHIT...
  108. IN...
  109. MY PANTS!
  110.  
  111. I-
  112. >"RAPED!"
  113. Come on...
  114. >"EVERY!"
  115. ...seriously?
  116. >"CHANCE!"
  117. ... really Fluttershy?
  118.  
  119. (Present)
  120.  
  121. >"I cream at any glance, every time you look at me."
  122. >"And when I'm holding back, its-like you're having sex with me."
  123. >"You say I'm insecure... I call it L-O-V-E."
  124. >"I'm your real lover, you just give it time and you will see!"
  125. >"Cause I'm-"
  126. >"STUCK."
  127. >"IN."
  128. >"A TRANCE!"
  129. >"(hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance)"
  130. >"Yes I'll-"
  131. >"TAKE."
  132. >"YOUR."
  133. >"LAST CHANCE!"
  134. >"(hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance)"
  135. noOoOoOooooo...
  136.  
  137. (The door to Anon's room slowly closes as he cries out one last time)
  138.  
  139.  
  140. >And Anon was never heard from again.
  141. BAD END
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