I Just Got Raped [Song Parody]

>Day True Friends in Equestria.

>You are Anon.

>One of many in fact.

>You didn't know how many of you there were, new versions of you were showing up each day.

>Each in their own world.

>Every single one stuck there alone.

>But somehow...you knew they were there.

>You shared all their memories, and they in turn shared yours.

>It had become your nightly routine to pour yourself a hard drink, sit on the roof, and wax philosophic with your other selves.

>This world could've been nice, but you knew better, the things these p0nies were capable of.

>...The things they've done to every single Anon.

>You stare at your whiskey as it swirls in your glass and let the feelings of melancholy seep into you.

>All the p0nies from every universe were doing their own things.

>Some were at home alone.

>Some were spending time with friends at the bar.

>A rare few even got to sit down with their own Anon.

>The girls are all sipping their cider, while every Anon has something strong enough to blur the memories even for just a few glorious moments.

>As every single Anon, and every special somep0ny they belonged to, all took a sip and stared at the drinks in their hands and hooves...they looked up to bright night sky in unison.

>And began to sing their tales to one another.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy2YWGowObc

 

Sometimes.

>Flutters:"Oooooooh"

Something awful happens in this world...

>Flutters:"Aaaanon"

But you don't know how to express yourself so...

>Flutters:"And Flutterrape!"

You just gotta scream...

 

(Anon trapped in basement)

 

I just got raaaaaaped...and it felt so bad!

>Pinkie:"Felt so good..."

A p0ny forced me to put my penis inside of her!

I just got raaaaped...and I'll never get baaaaack...

>Pinkie:"Never get back."

To the not-horse-fucking ways of the paaaaast.

 

(Rarity at salon)

 

>Rarity:"Have you ever had sex? I have-it felt great!"

>Rarity:"It felt so good when I did it with his penis."

>Rarity:"Anon made me do it-we literally just rutted..."

>Rarity:"Getting raped can make a nice man into the meanest!"

 

(Anon walking from Twilight's)

 

Never guess where I just came from-I got RAPED!

Do I have to describe the feeling? She was a pest!

When I was having sex man my penis felt raped...

And she wrote to the princess right after she was done...

 

(Flutters walking through town)

 

>Flutters:"Oh yay! Didn't see you there-guess who I just did!?"

>Flutters:"Butt sex, undressed-saw his goodies and the rest!"

>Pinkie:"Was sure nice of him to let you do that thing."

>Flutters:"Nice of any guy ever!"

>Pinkie:Now sing!"

 

(Anon leaving Lyra's house)

 

I just got raaaaped...and it felt so bad...

>Lyra:"Felt so good..."

A p0ny made me put my penis inside of her!

I GOTTA TELL THE WORLD!

 

(Girls at the bar)

 

>Rainbow:"To be honest I'm surprised he didn't want me to do it..."

>Twilight:"Doesn't really make sense-but mare screw it!"

>Flutters:"I ain't one to argue with a hot monkey thing."

>Rainbow:"I could even be his wife!

>Applejack:"That good?"

>Rainbow:The best 30 seconds of my life!"

 

(Anon trapped in a barn)

 

I'm so bummed by that apple's ability to make me do her.

'Cuz honestly I'd rather have sex with a pile of manure.

With that in mind, a soft, nice human girl's better.

'Cuz she isn't insane and she fits me to the letter.

 

(Twilight on her balcony)

 

>Twilight:"So this one's dedicated to them guys...that make us flop around on top of them!"

>Twilight:"If you're near or far, whether short or tall..."

>Twilight:"We wanna thank you all for lettin' us rut you!"

 

(Multiple worlds)

 

>Rainbow:"He kept lookin' at his crotch..."

>Flutters:Doesn't matter had sex!"

>Pinkie:"But he cried the whole time!"

>Flutters:"Doesn't matter had sex!"

>Rarity:"I think he might've been a racist..."

>Flutters:"Doesn't matter had sex!"

>Twilight:"HE PUT A BAG ON MY HEAD!"

>Flutters:"STILL COUNTS!"

 

(Anon tied to his bed)

 

>Flutters:"I just had seeeeeeex...

RAPE!

>Flutters:"And my dreams came true!"

MY FEARS CAME TRUE!

>Flutters:"So if you just forced sex in the last 30 minutes then you're certified to rape with me!"

 

(Every Anon and P0ny sings)

 

>"We just had seeeeeeex"

Every Anon scream!

>"And it felt so good!"

We all got raped!!!

 

A p0ny made me put my penis inside of her.

WE GOTTA TELL THE WORLD!

We just got raAaAped and we'll never get back...

Nonono!

...to the not-horse-fucking ways of the paaaaast...

.....

...

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>And as they all stared up to the star filled sky, every Anon downed their drinks and promptly committed ritual seppuku.

 

THE END!