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How is this is my life... [Song Parody]

By: Smudgey on Oct 22nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.75 KB  |  hits: 29  |  expires: Never
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  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhalnCwP82s
  2.  
  3. Smudgey: *ahem*
  4.  
  5. My thread's got a problem;
  6. There's this crazy bitch,
  7. She waaakes us ev-er-y day.
  8. She says "Man I really wanna use your dick,
  9. In the worst...kind of way."
  10. ...
  11. ..
  12. .
  13. She touches my ass;
  14. I wish she'd leave me alone,
  15. It's just not funny playing that way.
  16. But she haunts every mare who I just say I've known.
  17. So my thread,
  18. She's here'ta stay.
  19.  
  20. Everyday, everydayyy now, I say-ay-ay-ay;
  21. "Neeeever, will she make my dick throb..."
  22. Everyday, it's clicheee' now! I pray-ay-ay-ay!
  23. "Neeext time, I should bring a lynch mob..."
  24.  
  25.  
  26. She wants all my honey, seems I'm really hot stuff,
  27. It's too bad we don't feel the same way.
  28. At first it was funny; now I've just had enough,
  29. Cause this world's a relentless chase.
  30.  
  31.  
  32. Run away, run awayyy now! Away-ay-ay-ay!
  33. "Laaast time, she tried corn on the cob..."
  34. Everyday, it's the saaame now, I'm prey-ey-ey-ey!
  35. "Eaaach night, I just curl up and sob..."
  36.  
  37. ...Well she'd just might *please* me if I wasn't appalllllled oh yeahhh...
  38. But god damn, this ride just won't end for loooong,
  39. So I'll stayyyyy~!
  40.  
  41. Smudgey: "Let me hear about Anon's thread NAOW!"
  42.  
  43. >"The town's got a new friend, man we hate this prick," (And we try!)
  44. >"He changes ev-er-y day!" (Woo! Everyday now...)
  45. >"One day he's a hero, next he steals my home."
  46. >"In this thread,"
  47. >"He get's his way." (Come and stay!)
  48.  
  49. >"What to say, he won't playyyy now, no way-ay-ay-ay."
  50. >"Maaaan, When was he such a snob?"
  51. >"What's today? A new dayyyy now...dismay-ay-ay-ay..."
  52. >"Maaaan, Now he's become a slob..."
  53.  
  54. >"It's not cute, it's not funnnny, stop actin' this way."
  55. >"Everyday, he's got a new job..."
  56. >"It won't stay, quite this wayyyy no, so pray-ay-ay-ay."
  57. >"Someday, he won't be a nut...joooooooob!"
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