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# It All Ends Today [Song Parody]

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1. >Day Alls Well That Ends Well in Equestria.
2. >You are Musical Anon.
3. >And you haven't slept in ages.
4. >You've been up all night, contemplating what you were doing with your life.
5. >It has been happening a lot lately, wondering the meaning of your existence in a land of talking horses.
6. >You can't remember the last time you had a good night's sleep, haunted by nightmares in your dreams, and plagued by a certain yellow mare while you were awake.
7. >Time had begun to blur together, but all the nights you had spent awake till the sun rose each morning had finally come to fruition.
8. >This was the day...things were going to change.
9. >Skipping your morning routine, you head downstairs and wait behind your front door.
10. >Waiting for the bane of your existence...Fluttershy.
11. >At first, all these half baked attempts to earn your love were funny...cute even.
12. >But looking back on it now...laughing and smiling at each of her guesses might have only encouraged her to continue her madness.
13. >And from there it slowly, but surely got worse and worse.
14. >Never missing a day, every morning she'd arrive at your front door, ready to kill a few more of your braincells in the hope you might become a mindless zombie by the end of it.
15. >You looked in your hallway mirror and chuckled weakly.
16. >The exhausted man in your reflection already looked like an undead ghoul.
17. >It was only a matter of time wasn't it...
18. >Hearing the sound of hoofsteps reaching your front door, you took a deep breath and steeled yourself.
19. >As the familiar echo of a knock on solid oak reverberated into your household, you yanked the door open, not even giving her the chance to hit it twice.
20. >Giving her the strongest look of apathy you could muster, you leaned down at her and grunted.
21. What do you want Fluttershy?
22. >Only mildly put off by the all black ensemble you had chosen to wear today, she immediately looked up at you and beamed her trademark oblivious smile, seemingly unfazed by how quickly you had answered her.
23. >Fidgeting in excitement, she opened her mouth to summon her guess of the day, but you silenced her immediately with a finger to her lips.
24. >It had been a reflex, clutching your free hand to your head, you could already feel your braincells preemptively committing sepuku in defiance just so they wouldn't have to be subjected to this torture again.
25. >Closing your eyes, you grit your teeth in frustration.
26. Not...this...time.
27. >Looking back at you with worry, Fluttershy tries to mumble out a question.
28. >"What do you mean Anon?"
29. >Not even bothering to humor her questions today, you turned around and walked back into your house, leaving your front door wide open.
30. >Shaking with worry and confusion, Flutters stood at the entrance to your house, watching as you slowly made your way upstairs.
31. >Unsure of what she was about to do, she timidly stuck a hoof into your house before quietly following your footsteps.
32. >Creeping around the corner, she made it just in time to see you crawling out your window.
33. >Her heart raced as she began to panic, but instead of jumping out like she thought you would, you climbed up and made your way onto the rooftop.
34. >Using her wings to fly up and follow, she came to an abrupt stop as she bumped into you from behind face first.
35. >As she rubbed her snout in mild pain, she settled down on the roof next to you and tried to ask another question.
36. >"Why did we climb all the way up on top of your roof Anon?"
37. >Not giving her the grace of even looking at her, you answer her question with one of your own.
38. Fluttershy...how long have I lived here?
39. >She takes a moment to think.
40. >"Three years, four months, and... twenty seven days?"
41. >You cringe at the fact that she's been keeping track.
42. And how many times have you guessed what my fetish might be?
43. >Another minute passes before she answers.
44. >"Um...one thousand...and twenty five times...not including...multiple guesses in one day..."
45. >She lets out a sad whimper.
46. >"Is...is that a bad thing?"
47. >Ignoring her stupid question, you look up at the sky.
48. >The bright summer morning reflected down upon both of you, a clear blue sky as the sun rises over the horizon.
49. ...Heh..hehehe...
50. >She looked up at you, fear and confusion clouding her eyes as your body blocked out the sun leaving only your silhouette for her to see.
51. >"Anon...y-y-you're scaring me..."
52. >You shake your head and laugh.
53. Oh Fluttershy, this is only the start...
55. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne49DaLbo2I
57. I've been thinking, but I'm just wondering how...
58. ~I've been waiting, but I'm gonna end it now...~
59. Done explaining, now I'll have to siiiiiiiing!
61. (The bright sunny morning immediately fades as dark thunder clouds begin to paint the sky in inky blackness ominously.)
63. Always smiling with that grin.
64. How many tears will I must shed.
65. I always hoped you would've understood.
66. No more looking at your face.
67. Hoping you might give up today.
68. Cause I don't think you ever fucking could!
69. So what I'm singing now are the answers.
70. To all these guesses each and every day.
72. It all ends todayyyyyyyy!
73. It's enraging, but I'll never tell you how...
74. It all ends todayyyyyyyy!
75. Now it's ending, so just hear me siiiiing!
77. (Raising his hand to the sky, lightning and thunder streaks across the clouds, rain pouring down as if it were following the melody on cue.)
79. No more waiting for a friend.
80. So maybe then my heart will mend.
81. Wishing that someone would hear my voice...
82. No more rushing everyday.
83. Cause this will be the one moment things go my way.
84. Never hearing knocks on my fucking door!
85. Because what I'm looking for are the answers.
86. To why my lessons repeat every day...
88. It all ends todayyyyyyyy.
89. All you've taken, I must reclaim from you now...
90. It all ends todayyyyyyyy.
91. Now I'm aiming true...so let's begiiiin!
93. (He cups Flutters chin in his hand.)
95. I've been waiting, but you never heard my vow.
96. Now I'm blaming you soooo...HEAR ME SING!
98. (Torrential winds start pelting the both of you with harsh rain with the strength of a typhoon.)
99. (Shingles start tearing off your roof and fly away.)
101. IT ALL ENDS TODAYYYYY!
103. (Letting her go, Fluttershy can barely manage to stand under the sheer force of the storm pushing her back.)
104. (Turning away from her, Anon stands tall and raises both his hands to the sky.)
106. The... day... that I've craaaaaved.
107. Now we do this my way!
108. Never forget this day!
109. Take...back... all you gaaaaave.
110. With rage running through my veins!
111. Bringing me to this day!
112. Beeeetrayed, I'm a slaaaaaave.
113. Defy this damn cliche'!
114. Nothing but your dismay!
115. Soooon you willlll OBEYYYY!
117. It all ends todayyyyyyyy.
118. I've awakened, you can't escape from me now...
119. It all ends todayyyyyyyy.
120. Now I'm claiming you!
122. IT ALL ENDS TODAYYYYYY!!!!
124. >As your final shriek echos out, lightning strikes your house, lighting it's cheap wood materials on fire.
125. >Soon enough it would be engulfed in flames, but that was alright, you wouldn't need it much longer anyway.
126. >Enraptured by the sheer force of your song, Fluttershy hadn't noticed till the last second the hidden knife you had just placed in your hand.
127. >Knowing you were about to kill her, she recoiled in terror, slipping on the wet rooftop and landing painfully on her flank.
128. >Watching her as she shivered in terror, you let a faint smile creep across your lips and chuckled maliciously.
129. >In the instant you raised the knife up, a bright flash of light from a crack of lightning reflected off of it, blinding her vision and causing her to close her eyes as she flinched in fear.
130. >Too scared to open her eyes, she cried and waited for her impending doom.
131. >But after a few long, terrified, ragged breaths...she felt nothing...
132. >Forcing herself to open her eyes to witness the terror that had unfolded, she quickly realized that she was perfectly fine.
133. >Looking up at you, all she saw was you staring back at her, a weak smile plastered across your face as you gazed back without blinking.
134. >As she looked into your eyes, her vision was slowly moved down, as if drawn away by force, till it stopped at the thin streak of red coating your throat.
135. >Deciding that must be your final cue, you dropped to your knees and collapsed on the ground face first, your crimson life force seeping into the cracks beneath you.
136. >Panicking in sheer horror, she scrambled over to you, tears burning her eyes as they began to race down her cheeks.
137. >Gently rolling you onto your back, she lifted your head and placed you in her arms, only managing to look down in sad confusion.
138. >You knew what she was gonna ask before the air even managed to escape her lips.
139. >"Anon! B-b-b-but WHY!?!"
140. >Trying to show her a cheeky grin, the moment is ruined by the fact that your teeth are coated with fresh sanguine paint.
141. It's just...easier...this way...
142. >Shivering in anguish, she bends down and hugs you like a newborn babe, cradling your quickly fading life force in her bosom in the hopes it might buy her a few more seconds.
143. >In your final moments, she gazes into your dimming eyes and speaks to you the most important thing she can imagine before you're life is completely extinguished.
144. >"I-i-i-is...s-s-suicide your fetish Anon?"
145. >Your once joyous smile immediately turns into a frown.
146. ...Fucking...Fluttershyyyyy...
148. THE END.
150. http://dereklestrange.deviantart.com/art/Sketch-Musical-Anon-FR-366792669?q=gallery%3Adereklestrange%2F40770646&qo=4

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>Day Alls Well That Ends Well in Equestria. >You are Musical Anon. >And you haven't slept in ages. >You've been up all night, contemplating what you were doing with your life. >It has been happening a lot lately, wondering the meaning of your existence in a land of talking horses. >You can't remember the last time you had a good night's sleep, haunted by nightmares in your dreams, and plagued by a certain yellow mare while you were awake. >Time had begun to blur together, but all the nights you had spent awake till the sun rose each morning had finally come to fruition. >This was the day...things were going to change. >Skipping your morning routine, you head downstairs and wait behind your front door. >Waiting for the bane of your existence...Fluttershy. >At first, all these half baked attempts to earn your love were funny...cute even. >But looking back on it now...laughing and smiling at each of her guesses might have only encouraged her to continue her madness. >And from there it slowly, but surely got worse and worse. >Never missing a day, every morning she'd arrive at your front door, ready to kill a few more of your braincells in the hope you might become a mindless zombie by the end of it. >You looked in your hallway mirror and chuckled weakly. >The exhausted man in your reflection already looked like an undead ghoul. >It was only a matter of time wasn't it... >Hearing the sound of hoofsteps reaching your front door, you took a deep breath and steeled yourself. >As the familiar echo of a knock on solid oak reverberated into your household, you yanked the door open, not even giving her the chance to hit it twice. >Giving her the strongest look of apathy you could muster, you leaned down at her and grunted. What do you want Fluttershy? >Only mildly put off by the all black ensemble you had chosen to wear today, she immediately looked up at you and beamed her trademark oblivious smile, seemingly unfazed by how quickly you had answered her. >Fidgeting in excitement, she opened her mouth to summon her guess of the day, but you silenced her immediately with a finger to her lips. >It had been a reflex, clutching your free hand to your head, you could already feel your braincells preemptively committing sepuku in defiance just so they wouldn't have to be subjected to this torture again. >Closing your eyes, you grit your teeth in frustration. Not...this...time. >Looking back at you with worry, Fluttershy tries to mumble out a question. >"What do you mean Anon?" >Not even bothering to humor her questions today, you turned around and walked back into your house, leaving your front door wide open. >Shaking with worry and confusion, Flutters stood at the entrance to your house, watching as you slowly made your way upstairs. >Unsure of what she was about to do, she timidly stuck a hoof into your house before quietly following your footsteps. >Creeping around the corner, she made it just in time to see you crawling out your window. >Her heart raced as she began to panic, but instead of jumping out like she thought you would, you climbed up and made your way onto the rooftop. >Using her wings to fly up and follow, she came to an abrupt stop as she bumped into you from behind face first. >As she rubbed her snout in mild pain, she settled down on the roof next to you and tried to ask another question. >"Why did we climb all the way up on top of your roof Anon?" >Not giving her the grace of even looking at her, you answer her question with one of your own. Fluttershy...how long have I lived here? >She takes a moment to think. >"Three years, four months, and... twenty seven days?" >You cringe at the fact that she's been keeping track. And how many times have you guessed what my fetish might be? >Another minute passes before she answers. >"Um...one thousand...and twenty five times...not including...multiple guesses in one day..." >She lets out a sad whimper. >"Is...is that a bad thing?" >Ignoring her stupid question, you look up at the sky. >The bright summer morning reflected down upon both of you, a clear blue sky as the sun rises over the horizon. ...Heh..hehehe... >She looked up at you, fear and confusion clouding her eyes as your body blocked out the sun leaving only your silhouette for her to see. >"Anon...y-y-you're scaring me..." >You shake your head and laugh. Oh Fluttershy, this is only the start... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne49DaLbo2I I've been thinking, but I'm just wondering how... ~I've been waiting, but I'm gonna end it now...~ Done explaining, now I'll have to siiiiiiiing! (The bright sunny morning immediately fades as dark thunder clouds begin to paint the sky in inky blackness ominously.) Always smiling with that grin. How many tears will I must shed. I always hoped you would've understood. No more looking at your face. Hoping you might give up today. Cause I don't think you ever fucking could! So what I'm singing now are the answers. To all these guesses each and every day. It all ends todayyyyyyyy! It's enraging, but I'll never tell you how... It all ends todayyyyyyyy! Now it's ending, so just hear me siiiiing! (Raising his hand to the sky, lightning and thunder streaks across the clouds, rain pouring down as if it were following the melody on cue.) No more waiting for a friend. So maybe then my heart will mend. Wishing that someone would hear my voice... No more rushing everyday. Cause this will be the one moment things go my way. Never hearing knocks on my fucking door! Because what I'm looking for are the answers. To why my lessons repeat every day... It all ends todayyyyyyyy. All you've taken, I must reclaim from you now... It all ends todayyyyyyyy. Now I'm aiming true...so let's begiiiin! (He cups Flutters chin in his hand.) I've been waiting, but you never heard my vow. Now I'm blaming you soooo...HEAR ME SING! (Torrential winds start pelting the both of you with harsh rain with the strength of a typhoon.) (Shingles start tearing off your roof and fly away.) IT ALL ENDS TODAYYYYY! (Letting her go, Fluttershy can barely manage to stand under the sheer force of the storm pushing her back.) (Turning away from her, Anon stands tall and raises both his hands to the sky.) The... day... that I've craaaaaved. Now we do this my way! Never forget this day! Take...back... all you gaaaaave. With rage running through my veins! Bringing me to this day! Beeeetrayed, I'm a slaaaaaave. Defy this damn cliche'! Nothing but your dismay! Soooon you willlll OBEYYYY! It all ends todayyyyyyyy. I've awakened, you can't escape from me now... It all ends todayyyyyyyy. Now I'm claiming you! IT ALL ENDS TODAYYYYYY!!!! >As your final shriek echos out, lightning strikes your house, lighting it's cheap wood materials on fire. >Soon enough it would be engulfed in flames, but that was alright, you wouldn't need it much longer anyway. >Enraptured by the sheer force of your song, Fluttershy hadn't noticed till the last second the hidden knife you had just placed in your hand. >Knowing you were about to kill her, she recoiled in terror, slipping on the wet rooftop and landing painfully on her flank. >Watching her as she shivered in terror, you let a faint smile creep across your lips and chuckled maliciously. >In the instant you raised the knife up, a bright flash of light from a crack of lightning reflected off of it, blinding her vision and causing her to close her eyes as she flinched in fear. >Too scared to open her eyes, she cried and waited for her impending doom. >But after a few long, terrified, ragged breaths...she felt nothing... >Forcing herself to open her eyes to witness the terror that had unfolded, she quickly realized that she was perfectly fine. >Looking up at you, all she saw was you staring back at her, a weak smile plastered across your face as you gazed back without blinking. >As she looked into your eyes, her vision was slowly moved down, as if drawn away by force, till it stopped at the thin streak of red coating your throat. >Deciding that must be your final cue, you dropped to your knees and collapsed on the ground face first, your crimson life force seeping into the cracks beneath you. >Panicking in sheer horror, she scrambled over to you, tears burning her eyes as they began to race down her cheeks. >Gently rolling you onto your back, she lifted your head and placed you in her arms, only managing to look down in sad confusion. >You knew what she was gonna ask before the air even managed to escape her lips. >"Anon! B-b-b-but WHY!?!" >Trying to show her a cheeky grin, the moment is ruined by the fact that your teeth are coated with fresh sanguine paint. It's just...easier...this way... >Shivering in anguish, she bends down and hugs you like a newborn babe, cradling your quickly fading life force in her bosom in the hopes it might buy her a few more seconds. >In your final moments, she gazes into your dimming eyes and speaks to you the most important thing she can imagine before you're life is completely extinguished. >"I-i-i-is...s-s-suicide your fetish Anon?" >Your once joyous smile immediately turns into a frown. ...Fucking...Fluttershyyyyy... THE END. http://dereklestrange.deviantart.com/art/Sketch-Musical-Anon-FR-366792669?q=gallery%3Adereklestrange%2F40770646&qo=4