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# I Ripped Off His Pants [Song Parody]

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1. >Day Premature in Equestria.
2. >You are Anon.
3. >You wake up in your bed like you normally would.
4. >Only to find yourself strapped down to the bed posts.
5. >Oh god not this!
6. >You see Fluttershy crawling on top of you.
7. >No...NO NOT AGAIN!
8. >You scream for help but no one hears.
9. >Someone stop her before it's too late!
10. >As she lifts a leg over your crotch and gets ready to mount, she leers at you with those creepy eyes and immediately you know what's about to happen next.
11. >It's horrible...
12. >It's terrifying...
13. >She's going to make you...
14. >She's going to force you to...
15. >SING A SONG!
17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
19. >"Lock thighs, trapped in your room."
20. >"Can hardly think, dock in my womb."
21. >"You shake your head but skip the blames, no need here for the fetish games."
22. >"Think you came as I moan out loud, your dock's the sky and I'm on your cloud."
23. >"Getting close as the pace is high, our bodies touch and my angel cries."
24. >"Sweet embrace, not like those whores, my lips taste crotch and beg for moars!
25. >"A whole rape's what we've got in store."
26. >"Cry through your tears that you "want no more!" and I."
27. >"Cream."
28. >"Every."
29. >"Chance!"
30. >"I love it when this happens you can take my word."
31. >"I need it when you cry, but that's just absurd."
32. >"It's mainly your fault for the way that your thrashing."
33. >"Now-I-"
34. >"CREAMED."
35. >"ON."
36. >"YOUR LANCE!"
37. >"Don't tell my friends, they'll think I'm a slut..."
38. >"Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt!"
39. >"I'm very "sensitive" some would say that's a plus."
40. >"Now-I'll-get-ready-the-CAGE!"
42. (Past)
44. >"I'll guess some things so he'll fall for me."
45. >"We'll do things alone now, it's meant to be."
46. >"I was left heartbroken stuck looking for love."
47. >"The surprise in my eyes when he dropped from above."
48. >"I checked him over and I saw his face."
49. >"My heart stood still, so did time and space."
50. >"Never thought that I could feel real again, but that look in his eyes said I need a "friend"!"
51. >"He turned to me, that's when he said it."
52. >"Looked me dead in the face, asked-"
53. "What is this planet?"
54. >"And I..."
55. >"RIPPED."
56. >"OFF."
57. >"HIS PANTS!"
59. (Anon starts running away.)
61. >"I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!"
62. >"I'll give you a place to stay, please don't flee..."
63. >And now I stand alone, with an awkward glance.
64. >Cause I-
65. >"RIPPED."
66. >"OFF."
67. >"HIS PANTS!"
68. >"To be fair, I was hurting a lot, plus his tall monkey frame got me bothered and hot."
69. >"Please god, tell me this is just a test."
70. >"One more guess, the next day I'll check."
72. (Anon in bed)
74. Last night, I saw a dream.
75. As I recall it was a horrible dream.
76. Got lost outside in the pouring rain.
77. Checked behind me and saw she came.
78. And I-
79. RAN.
80. AT.
81. FIRST GLANCE!
83. >"Flying through the trees, when I see you run past."
84. >"You'll never get away, you're not RainbowDash."
85. >"A scream cries out that reminds me of you and I-"
86. >"POUNCE."
87. >"ON."
88. >"THE CHANCE!"
90. The next day...(In Equestria)
91. My alarms go off and I-
92. SCREAM.
93. LIKE.
94. A BITCH!
96. Run to the window, but that mare flies in and she-
97. TIES...
98. UP...
99. MAH HANDS!
101. When I was tied to the bed, it didn't make sense and I-
102. CRIED...
103. LIKE...
104. A BITCH!
106. She just said "Rape!" and I-
107. SHIT...
108. IN...
109. MY PANTS!
111. I-
112. >"RAPED!"
113. Come on...
114. >"EVERY!"
115. ...seriously?
116. >"CHANCE!"
117. ... really Fluttershy?
119. (Present)
121. >"I cream at any glance, every time you look at me."
122. >"And when I'm holding back, its-like you're having sex with me."
123. >"You say I'm insecure... I call it L-O-V-E."
124. >"I'm your real lover, you just give it time and you will see!"
125. >"Cause I'm-"
126. >"STUCK."
127. >"IN."
128. >"A TRANCE!"
129. >"(hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance)"
130. >"Yes I'll-"
131. >"TAKE."
132. >"YOUR."
133. >"LAST CHANCE!"
134. >"(hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance)"
135. noOoOoOooooo...
137. (The door to Anon's room slowly closes as he cries out one last time)
140. >And Anon was never heard from again.
141. BAD END

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>Day Premature in Equestria. >You are Anon. >You wake up in your bed like you normally would. >Only to find yourself strapped down to the bed posts. >Oh god not this! >You see Fluttershy crawling on top of you. >No...NO NOT AGAIN! >You scream for help but no one hears. >Someone stop her before it's too late! >As she lifts a leg over your crotch and gets ready to mount, she leers at you with those creepy eyes and immediately you know what's about to happen next. >It's horrible... >It's terrifying... >She's going to make you... >She's going to force you to... >SING A SONG! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY >"Lock thighs, trapped in your room." >"Can hardly think, dock in my womb." >"You shake your head but skip the blames, no need here for the fetish games." >"Think you came as I moan out loud, your dock's the sky and I'm on your cloud." >"Getting close as the pace is high, our bodies touch and my angel cries." >"Sweet embrace, not like those whores, my lips taste crotch and beg for moars! >"A whole rape's what we've got in store." >"Cry through your tears that you "want no more!" and I." >"Cream." >"Every." >"Chance!" >"I love it when this happens you can take my word." >"I need it when you cry, but that's just absurd." >"It's mainly your fault for the way that your thrashing." >"Now-I-" >"CREAMED." >"ON." >"YOUR LANCE!" >"Don't tell my friends, they'll think I'm a slut..." >"Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt!" >"I'm very "sensitive" some would say that's a plus." >"Now-I'll-get-ready-the-CAGE!" (Past) >"I'll guess some things so he'll fall for me." >"We'll do things alone now, it's meant to be." >"I was left heartbroken stuck looking for love." >"The surprise in my eyes when he dropped from above." >"I checked him over and I saw his face." >"My heart stood still, so did time and space." >"Never thought that I could feel real again, but that look in his eyes said I need a "friend"!" >"He turned to me, that's when he said it." >"Looked me dead in the face, asked-" "What is this planet?" >"And I..." >"RIPPED." >"OFF." >"HIS PANTS!" (Anon starts running away.) >"I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!" >"I'll give you a place to stay, please don't flee..." >And now I stand alone, with an awkward glance. >Cause I- >"RIPPED." >"OFF." >"HIS PANTS!" >"To be fair, I was hurting a lot, plus his tall monkey frame got me bothered and hot." >"Please god, tell me this is just a test." >"One more guess, the next day I'll check." (Anon in bed) Last night, I saw a dream. As I recall it was a horrible dream. Got lost outside in the pouring rain. Checked behind me and saw she came. And I- RAN. AT. FIRST GLANCE! >"Flying through the trees, when I see you run past." >"You'll never get away, you're not RainbowDash." >"A scream cries out that reminds me of you and I-" >"POUNCE." >"ON." >"THE CHANCE!" The next day...(In Equestria) My alarms go off and I- SCREAM. LIKE. A BITCH! Run to the window, but that mare flies in and she- TIES... UP... MAH HANDS! When I was tied to the bed, it didn't make sense and I- CRIED... LIKE... A BITCH! She just said "Rape!" and I- SHIT... IN... MY PANTS! I- >"RAPED!" Come on... >"EVERY!" ...seriously? >"CHANCE!" ... really Fluttershy? (Present) >"I cream at any glance, every time you look at me." >"And when I'm holding back, its-like you're having sex with me." >"You say I'm insecure... I call it L-O-V-E." >"I'm your real lover, you just give it time and you will see!" >"Cause I'm-" >"STUCK." >"IN." >"A TRANCE!" >"(hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance)" >"Yes I'll-" >"TAKE." >"YOUR." >"LAST CHANCE!" >"(hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance-hotmonkeylance)" noOoOoOooooo... (The door to Anon's room slowly closes as he cries out one last time) >And Anon was never heard from again. BAD END