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# How is this is my life... [Song Parody]

By: Smudgey on Oct 22nd, 2013 | syntax: None | size: 1.75 KB | hits: 29 | expires: Never
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1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhalnCwP82s
3. Smudgey: *ahem*
5. My thread's got a problem;
6. There's this crazy bitch,
7. She waaakes us ev-er-y day.
8. She says "Man I really wanna use your dick,
9. In the worst...kind of way."
10. ...
11. ..
12. .
13. She touches my ass;
14. I wish she'd leave me alone,
15. It's just not funny playing that way.
16. But she haunts every mare who I just say I've known.
17. So my thread,
18. She's here'ta stay.
20. Everyday, everydayyy now, I say-ay-ay-ay;
21. "Neeeever, will she make my dick throb..."
22. Everyday, it's clicheee' now! I pray-ay-ay-ay!
23. "Neeext time, I should bring a lynch mob..."
26. She wants all my honey, seems I'm really hot stuff,
27. It's too bad we don't feel the same way.
28. At first it was funny; now I've just had enough,
29. Cause this world's a relentless chase.
32. Run away, run awayyy now! Away-ay-ay-ay!
33. "Laaast time, she tried corn on the cob..."
34. Everyday, it's the saaame now, I'm prey-ey-ey-ey!
35. "Eaaach night, I just curl up and sob..."
37. ...Well she'd just might *please* me if I wasn't appalllllled oh yeahhh...
38. But god damn, this ride just won't end for loooong,
39. So I'll stayyyyy~!
41. Smudgey: "Let me hear about Anon's thread NAOW!"
43. >"The town's got a new friend, man we hate this prick," (And we try!)
44. >"He changes ev-er-y day!" (Woo! Everyday now...)
45. >"One day he's a hero, next he steals my home."
46. >"In this thread,"
47. >"He get's his way." (Come and stay!)
49. >"What to say, he won't playyyy now, no way-ay-ay-ay."
50. >"Maaaan, When was he such a snob?"
51. >"What's today? A new dayyyy now...dismay-ay-ay-ay..."
52. >"Maaaan, Now he's become a slob..."
54. >"It's not cute, it's not funnnny, stop actin' this way."
55. >"Everyday, he's got a new job..."
56. >"It won't stay, quite this wayyyy no, so pray-ay-ay-ay."
57. >"Someday, he won't be a nut...joooooooob!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhalnCwP82s Smudgey: *ahem* My thread's got a problem; There's this crazy bitch, She waaakes us ev-er-y day. She says "Man I really wanna use your dick, In the worst...kind of way." ... .. . She touches my ass; I wish she'd leave me alone, It's just not funny playing that way. But she haunts every mare who I just say I've known. So my thread, She's here'ta stay. Everyday, everydayyy now, I say-ay-ay-ay; "Neeeever, will she make my dick throb..." Everyday, it's clicheee' now! I pray-ay-ay-ay! "Neeext time, I should bring a lynch mob..." She wants all my honey, seems I'm really hot stuff, It's too bad we don't feel the same way. At first it was funny; now I've just had enough, Cause this world's a relentless chase. Run away, run awayyy now! Away-ay-ay-ay! "Laaast time, she tried corn on the cob..." Everyday, it's the saaame now, I'm prey-ey-ey-ey! "Eaaach night, I just curl up and sob..." ...Well she'd just might *please* me if I wasn't appalllllled oh yeahhh... But god damn, this ride just won't end for loooong, So I'll stayyyyy~! Smudgey: "Let me hear about Anon's thread NAOW!" >"The town's got a new friend, man we hate this prick," (And we try!) >"He changes ev-er-y day!" (Woo! Everyday now...) >"One day he's a hero, next he steals my home." >"In this thread," >"He get's his way." (Come and stay!) >"What to say, he won't playyyy now, no way-ay-ay-ay." >"Maaaan, When was he such a snob?" >"What's today? A new dayyyy now...dismay-ay-ay-ay..." >"Maaaan, Now he's become a slob..." >"It's not cute, it's not funnnny, stop actin' this way." >"Everyday, he's got a new job..." >"It won't stay, quite this wayyyy no, so pray-ay-ay-ay." >"Someday, he won't be a nut...joooooooob!"