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# Moonlight Desire [Epic Song Parody]

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1. >Day Nightmares are the best Mares in Equestria.
2. >You are Musical Anon.
3. >But today you aren't feeling very musical at all...
4. >You had just finished repairing the gigantic hole in the side of your house for the umpteenth time this month.
5. >Today Fluttershy thought raging bulls might be your fetish.
6. >It's days like these that make you contemplate offing yourself in some dramatic fashion...
7. >As you look out the window, you realize your hard work took so long that it was already night time.
8. >You sigh as the feeling of depression slips into you while your eyes stare out the window lifelessly.
9. An entire day ruined...thanks Fluttershy.
10. >As you walked into your kitchen, you opened a cupboard and poured yourself a glass of hard liquor.
11. >Not because you needed it, but because it had become a part of your nightly ritual.
12. >And what was that ritual you might ask?
13. >Well you see, there was just one...single...reason you continued to tolerate this insane world.
14. >When you first arrived here the shock of being trapped in this new place, never to see your home ever again, had scarred you beyond your wildest imagination.
15. >Haunted on a daily basis by mares that wanted nothing more than to make you their sex toy.
16. >So every time you slept, you'd be afflicted with never ending nightmares, torturous reminders of everything from home you had lost.
17. >But one night, a glorious blue alicorn had visited you while you slept, coming to you like an illusion in your dreams.
18. >You almost thought she was a figment of your twisted imagination.
19. >But in one bright flash all your nightmares had been banished, and there she stood alone, as wonderful as the night itself.
20. >Startled and confused by her sudden appearance, you had immediately become enraptured by her stoic beauty.
21. >However just as soon as she had appeared, she was gone, and you had never met face to face again.
22. >The very next day, when you had asked about her to locals in P0nyville, you soon came to understand who she truly was.
23. >Princess Luna, ruler of the night.
24. >She was royalty, a god even!
25. >But to your dismay... law dictated that she could never be with a lowly commoner such as yourself...
26. >You simply didn't stand a hope in hell of sharing your feelings for her while she reigned over the land.
28. >As the light from the moon reflected off your glass, you weakly smiled to yourself and headed upstairs.
29. >Perhaps the locals wouldn't listen to your idle wishes, but you knew deep down that she herself just might.
30. >Figuring yourself quite the composer, you spent every day writing new music in the hopes she would somehow notice them.
31. >Even if she ignored them, you only yearned for your feelings to be heard.
32. >If even just a single word were to reach her royal ears, you could die happy.
33. >And so...it had become your routine for every night, to climb up onto your rooftop, sip a bit of ye olde drink, and sing a song for the mare of your dreams...
34. >And tonight...was no exception.
36. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXjLbMZFmo
38. >Walking over to your favorite spot, you take a sip of your favorite drink before sitting down.
39. >Looking up at the starry night sky, you pick out and admire the beautiful constellations and reminisce over your thoughts of the night.
40. >With not a cloud in sight, it reminds you of back home.
41. >For a brief moment, it helps you forget that you're trapped in this upside down world of crazy rapist p0nies.
42. >As the tears in your eyes make you start to choke up, you feel yourself compelled to sing on your own for once, instead of being forced to through other worldly magic.
43. ...
44. ..
45. .
46. You know I'm not one... to maaaaaake promises...
47. I don't wanna hurt now, but I need to greeeeeive...
48. At the end of the day, I still have no friends...
49. But there's something inside that I need to reliiiiieve...
50. Should I just fight? It may be wrong...
51. Guess I will say what I NEED to throooough song!
52. You know I'm feeling desperate dayyyyyyyyyys!
54. (Anon reaches his hand up towards the night sky.)
56. And it feels like I am just this close to touching you!
57. I'm hoping, it won't end this wayyyyyyyyyyyy.
58. I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more.
59. Got to be true to myself.
60. And it feels like you might just have chose my love too...
61. So mare please end the day...
63. (Taking another sip of his drink, Anon falls back on the rooftop, enjoying the evening breeze.)
64. (Staring up at the bright, shining, full moon. Anon closes his eyes and basks in it's radiant glow.)
65. (As the smooth air rustles his clothes, he continues on with his siren song.)
67. You've given me more...than I can discerrrrrn...
68. Yet there's just so much... that you preserrrrrve...
69. Nothing to say.
70. Nothing to do.
71. I hope you'll forgive, I can't LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
72. You knowwww I'm feeling desperate dayyyyyyyyys.
74. ~And it feels like I can almost touch your love too.~
76. And it seems like... I've been led astrayyyyyyyy.
77. ...I can't cry no more, I won't try no more.
78. Got to be true to myself.
79. And it feels like I am...just so close to loooooving you.
80. So mare please end the day...
81. ...
82. ..
83. .
84. So mare please end the dayyyyyy....
85. ...
86. ..
87. .
88. And it feels like I can almost touch your love too...
89. And it seems like I've been led astrayyyyyyyy.
90. I can't cry no more, I won't try no more.
91. Got to be true to myseeeelf.
92. And it feels like I am...JUST so close to loooooving you.
93. So mare please end the day...
94. ...
95. So mare please end the dayyyyyy~....
96. ...
97. So mare please end the day!
98. >As your song comes to end, you drop your drink in surprise...
100. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
102. >You are Princess Luna, ruler of the night.
103. >Currently, leaving your observatory after successfully setting the night sky in place once more.
104. >You had wanted to do it hastily this evening, but the same reason had also made you wish to make this night as beautiful as you could possibly imagine.
105. >You didn't want to admit it...but you knew exactly why.
106. >It was just for the chance that "he" might be looking up at it like you hoped he would...
107. >Suddenly realizing what you were thinking, you shake your head in frustration.
108. What sorcery is this...pining after a filthy commoner like some foal...how far have I fallen.
109. >No one could know that you were having idle thoughts about a simple monkey every night.
110. >It was unbecoming of your royal namesake, but the thoughts still crept into your mind nonetheless.
111. >You still remember how this madness all started...
113. >One evening, not unlike any other, you had grown tired of spending every night alone.
114. >Merely spying on the denizens dreams was not enough to appease your solitary life, so you had decided to visit the lands by yourself for a change.
115. >But this plan had been flawed from the very start.
116. >As you traversed the lands, not a single dweller was awake to enjoy the night sky you had painstakingly crafted for their enjoyment.
117. >You had hoped in recent years things would have changed, but sadly mother time was indeed a cruel mare...
118. >And so the soul crushing loneliness began to embrace you anew.
119. >Taking to the skies, your eyes began to weakly fill with tears.
120. >Would it be alright for one such as yourself to cry just this once?
121. >Surely no one would hear it in the midst of this desolate land of silence...
122. >But as you turned your head to the sky to listen, you came to realize that the night was not all tranquil.
123. >Life could be heard, though it was faint, but it was there none the less.
124. >The distant sound of...song?
125. >Despite the fears of having your hopes dashed away from you once more, you knew your curiosity had to be put at ease.
126. >In no time at all, you had found the source of the melody tickling the tips of your ears.
127. >A lone creature was standing on his rooftop, hands clutched to his chest as he spun harmony into the sky from between his lips.
128. >Ah yes, you remembered him, this "Anon" had recently come to your land.
129. >You had visited him whilst he slept once, alleviated him from his nightmares as fears of an unknown world haunted him.
130. >And now here he was, singing praises of your beautiful night, touching your soul as he shed tears of loneliness you knew all too well...
131. >As you lurked in the shadows and partook in his display of affection, you couldn't help but feel a hidden desire begin to grow.
132. >You couldn't place a hoof on it, but somehow...you wanted...more.
133. >And as he retired for his night's rest, you returned to your abode, a soul renewed.
134. >As you returned to the castle, your beloved sister had been waiting to relieve you of your royal duties.
135. >"My dear Luna, I trust you've had a splendid evening?"
136. >Her kind words spoke with a sense of authority you wished to match someday.
137. Indeed I did good sister! T'was a glorious eve it was!
138. >You beamed at her, an expression of happiness you had long since forgotten plastered across your face.
139. I even happened upon a kindred spirit of the night, my jubilance knows no bounds!
140. >Your dear sister narrowed her eyes ominously.
141. >"I...see..."
142. >Blinded by simple joy, you had taken no notice of the stern expression in her voice.
143. >Fraternizing with common folk was disgraceful and frowned upon, you knew being intimate with another being less regal as yourself would be met with great disapproval.
144. >But unbeknownst to you, you had already become infatuated, and with a monkey no less!
145. >And so with every night it had become your habit.
146. >You would perform your royal duties, discreetly listen to his angelic siren songs, and rest for the morrow as the memories of each new lyric made your heart go aflutter.
147. >But your joys did not last long, you should have known it was only a matter of time before your secret rendezvous would come to light.
148. >Memories of the night your dear sister Celestia had caught you yearning for him as you watched him sing from afar still rung true.
149. >You flinched as you touched your cheek, the pain she had unfolded was still quite prominent even days later.
150. >Truly her contempt for lesser species knew no bounds...
151. >You remembered the viscous taste in her words as she had dragged you back to the castle whilst you kicked and screamed.
152. >"So THIS is the trash you have become enamored with as of late!? I should have known a weak minded foal such as yourself would stoop so low as to copulate with the dirt we tread upon."
153. >You tried to shriek out your protests as she proceeded to torture you in your own bedroom, the one place you thought to be your sanctuary, but it amounted to nothing.
154. But sister we have done nothing wrong! The simple joys of music is all we have ever partaken i-*Crack*
155. >Your words were cut short as a fierce blow to your face silenced them.
156. >She didn't give you the chance to speak again that evening.
157. >Never was there a night you had wept so fiercely...
158. >You knew it was wrong to love a creature such as him, but you could not deny your heart whilst fighting this eternal sadness.
159. >Forbidden from leaving the castle grounds, you could not leave to visit your lust once more.
160. >Instead, you had settled for watching him through your telescope from your own balcony.
161. >And with a little magic, you would listen to him sing praises of the night as he regaled your name with love and honor.
162. >How you wished to tell him you shared his feelings as well, to sing just one song for him instead would bring measureless joy... but you were unable to as long as your sister's words held power...
164. >But that would end tonight, you would make sure of it.
165. >As you entered the royal castle, you could not help but be reminded of how heart crushingly lonely it is at night.
166. >Not a single hoofstep could be heard besides your own as you walked to your sister's quarters.
167. >Surely she would be able to see reason, how could she not?
168. >Keeping you from the one you hold dear over some petty believe of superiority?
169. >The thought had begun to make your blood boil.
170. >Finally reaching her chambers, you move to open it...only to stop as you see your hoof quivering nervously.
171. >Placing it back down, you take a long calming breath and collect yourself.
172. >This was something you had to do, for him you MUST!
173. >You knew what needed to be done.
174. >Slamming the doors to the place she slept wide open, you confronted your sister, rousing her angrily from her slumber.
175. Sister! We must have word with thou!
176. >Her face was clearly not amused.
177. >"Luna, what manner of business could possibly be important enough to disturb my bed rest?"
178. >Summoning all your courage, you manage to force out your plea.
179. We wish for you to reconsider our feelings for Anonymous.
180. >The room had suddenly become more ominous as a dreadful aura started to clearly manifest.
181. >"It would seem our lesson as of late was not clear enough as it was."
182. >The tortures inflicted upon you still fresh in your mind, you barely managed to keep yourself from shivering with fear.
183. But sister, surely thou art' mistaken!? Is it not good to find one's true love?
184. >Her face clearly distorted into a look of disgust.
185. >"A lowly minstrel such as he is not worthy of the royal bloodline!"
186. >A mix of frustration and sadness started cutting through you as you felt your resolve weaken.
187. Does...does thou truly mean such?
188. >Standing up, she stormed across the room and pushed you back out of her bedroom door.
189. >"It's BLASPHEMY! A DISGUSTING DISGRACE AGAINST OUR LINEAGE!"
190. >Your voice began to waver, her sudden outburst had left you almost speechless.
191. But...but sister...we cannot stop these feelings that grow evermore each and every passing eve!
192. >After a moment of heart wrenching silence, she looked at you with eyes that felt like an entire generation of malice and disgust.
193. >"...Then you are no sister of mine."
194. >Casting you from her room, the doors slam shut and echo against the walls with a terrifying sense of finality.
195. >As your lips quiver on the brink of sorrow, you hang your head in quiet shame and solemnly start making your way back to your room alone.
196. >The familiar silence from the dead of night seeping into you, thoughts of Anonymous are the only solace you are given.
197. >And as you think of him, you become compelled to sing a song for him instead, just...this...one...night.
199. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDacUZ-bEhE
201. >Walking slowly through the halls of the castle, your hoofsteps echo throughout the empty pathways.
202. >Passing by the royal library, you pay no mind as you head to your favorite spot in the entire building.
203. >Stepping into your bedroom, you slowly close the door not bothering with it's lock, before opening the window to your balcony.
204. >Gently grasping your personal telescope, you adjust and focus it until a single image appears before you.
205. >There for you to behold, is the visage of Anon sitting on his rooftop, singing a simple hymn as he looks up to the starry night while holding a drink.
206. >Through magic, you listen in on his heavenly music as it seeps into your heart.
207. ...
208. ..
209. .
210. My dear Celestia...
211. You know I am a righteous mare...
212. Of my virtue I am justly proud...
213. >"Oh ye fainthearted..."
214. My dear Celestia...
215. You know I'm so much purer than...
216. The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd...
217. >"And of this we believe..."
219. Then tell me, Celestia,
220. Why I see him singing there.
221. Why his conjuring voice has touched my soulllll.
222. >"Your heart, he surely stolllle ittt."
223. I feel him, I hear him.
224. My moon light touching skin so fair.
225. Its driving me to lose all controlllll~.
226. >"He's more than just a MANNNNNNN!"
228. Like FIRE!
229. Desire!
230. To sire his own kin...
231. This yearning...grows higher...
232. It's turning me... to... SIN!
234. (Black fire rages free transforming Luna into Nightmare Moon.)
236. It's not my fault!
237. >"It is now..."
238. I feel no shame!
239. >"Broke your vow..."
240. It's just his crazy world.
241. From which he must've came...
242. >"Say no more."
243. He's not a colt.
244. >"It's all wrong."
245. He's just a man...
246. >"There's no hope."
247. From this tiny pebble the strongest love BEGAAAAAAAN!
249. (Lightning cracks the sky.)
251. Please stop me, Celestia.
252. Cause with his song my heart doth swell.
253. Don't let my desire near his flesh and booooone.
254. I KNOW HE'S BEGUN TO...
255. Make me feel depraved under this spell.
256. No else, he must be mine and mine alooooone.
258. (Celestia knocks on the door before opening it.)
260. >"My sister Luna, you cannot love this ape..."
261. ...What?
262. >"He's nothing near as regal... it's wrong..."
263. Not now! Never mind! Get out, you BIGOT!
264. I love him... I'll love him even if I'll no longer be a Princess!
266. (Celestia watches as black clouds cover the sky.)
268. Entire!
269. Desire...
270. Please help me, as I burn...
271. Lose me or conspire...
272. He's mine for I still YEARNNNNNNNNN!
274. (NMM turns into black smoke while her voice echos out.)
276. I'm not worthy of him.
277. So have mercy on me.
278. For he will be mine or... weeeee willllll BUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
280. >As your screams echo out throughout the castle, you disappear from your sister's sight in a flash of blue fire.
281. >It did not matter if he was not a stallion of her own caliber, you would sooner destroy the land she presided over before giving up on your one hope at true happiness.
282. >In mere moments, you find yourself standing in front of the object of your desires.
283. >You almost cry at the thought that this may be the first and final time you truly meet face to face.
284. >As he lays down on the flat of his back on the rooftop, he unknowingly chants his sorrowful lyrics as he lightly sways the drink in his hand.
285. >He didn't seem to notice you as he continued to sing his majestic words with his eyes still closed.
286. >Walking up to him with hoofsteps as quiet as the night itself, you stand over top of him and calmly listen to his song in silence.
287. >As his beautiful notes finally come to an end, you lean in close and lock your lips with his own.
288. >It causes him to become startled, forcing him to drop his drink in surprise.
289. >As you slowly pulled away from him, you looked down with romance dripping from your eyes.
290. ...T'was a wonderful song Anon, would thou bless us with another?
292. >You are Musical Anon.
293. >And it surely is...a beautiful night...
295. The End.

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>Day Nightmares are the best Mares in Equestria. >You are Musical Anon. >But today you aren't feeling very musical at all... >You had just finished repairing the gigantic hole in the side of your house for the umpteenth time this month. >Today Fluttershy thought raging bulls might be your fetish. >It's days like these that make you contemplate offing yourself in some dramatic fashion... >As you look out the window, you realize your hard work took so long that it was already night time. >You sigh as the feeling of depression slips into you while your eyes stare out the window lifelessly. An entire day ruined...thanks Fluttershy. >As you walked into your kitchen, you opened a cupboard and poured yourself a glass of hard liquor. >Not because you needed it, but because it had become a part of your nightly ritual. >And what was that ritual you might ask? >Well you see, there was just one...single...reason you continued to tolerate this insane world. >When you first arrived here the shock of being trapped in this new place, never to see your home ever again, had scarred you beyond your wildest imagination. >Haunted on a daily basis by mares that wanted nothing more than to make you their sex toy. >So every time you slept, you'd be afflicted with never ending nightmares, torturous reminders of everything from home you had lost. >But one night, a glorious blue alicorn had visited you while you slept, coming to you like an illusion in your dreams. >You almost thought she was a figment of your twisted imagination. >But in one bright flash all your nightmares had been banished, and there she stood alone, as wonderful as the night itself. >Startled and confused by her sudden appearance, you had immediately become enraptured by her stoic beauty. >However just as soon as she had appeared, she was gone, and you had never met face to face again. >The very next day, when you had asked about her to locals in P0nyville, you soon came to understand who she truly was. >Princess Luna, ruler of the night. >She was royalty, a god even! >But to your dismay... law dictated that she could never be with a lowly commoner such as yourself... >You simply didn't stand a hope in hell of sharing your feelings for her while she reigned over the land. >As the light from the moon reflected off your glass, you weakly smiled to yourself and headed upstairs. >Perhaps the locals wouldn't listen to your idle wishes, but you knew deep down that she herself just might. >Figuring yourself quite the composer, you spent every day writing new music in the hopes she would somehow notice them. >Even if she ignored them, you only yearned for your feelings to be heard. >If even just a single word were to reach her royal ears, you could die happy. >And so...it had become your routine for every night, to climb up onto your rooftop, sip a bit of ye olde drink, and sing a song for the mare of your dreams... >And tonight...was no exception. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYXjLbMZFmo >Walking over to your favorite spot, you take a sip of your favorite drink before sitting down. >Looking up at the starry night sky, you pick out and admire the beautiful constellations and reminisce over your thoughts of the night. >With not a cloud in sight, it reminds you of back home. >For a brief moment, it helps you forget that you're trapped in this upside down world of crazy rapist p0nies. >As the tears in your eyes make you start to choke up, you feel yourself compelled to sing on your own for once, instead of being forced to through other worldly magic. ... .. . You know I'm not one... to maaaaaake promises... I don't wanna hurt now, but I need to greeeeeive... At the end of the day, I still have no friends... But there's something inside that I need to reliiiiieve... Should I just fight? It may be wrong... Guess I will say what I NEED to throooough song! You know I'm feeling desperate dayyyyyyyyyys! (Anon reaches his hand up towards the night sky.) And it feels like I am just this close to touching you! I'm hoping, it won't end this wayyyyyyyyyyyy. I can't lie no more, I can't hide no more. Got to be true to myself. And it feels like you might just have chose my love too... So mare please end the day... (Taking another sip of his drink, Anon falls back on the rooftop, enjoying the evening breeze.) (Staring up at the bright, shining, full moon. Anon closes his eyes and basks in it's radiant glow.) (As the smooth air rustles his clothes, he continues on with his siren song.) You've given me more...than I can discerrrrrn... Yet there's just so much... that you preserrrrrve... Nothing to say. Nothing to do. I hope you'll forgive, I can't LIVE WITHOUT YOU! You knowwww I'm feeling desperate dayyyyyyyyys. ~And it feels like I can almost touch your love too.~ And it seems like... I've been led astrayyyyyyyy. ...I can't cry no more, I won't try no more. Got to be true to myself. And it feels like I am...just so close to loooooving you. So mare please end the day... ... .. . So mare please end the dayyyyyy.... ... .. . And it feels like I can almost touch your love too... And it seems like I've been led astrayyyyyyyy. I can't cry no more, I won't try no more. Got to be true to myseeeelf. And it feels like I am...JUST so close to loooooving you. So mare please end the day... ... So mare please end the dayyyyyy~.... ... So mare please end the day! >As your song comes to end, you drop your drink in surprise... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >You are Princess Luna, ruler of the night. >Currently, leaving your observatory after successfully setting the night sky in place once more. >You had wanted to do it hastily this evening, but the same reason had also made you wish to make this night as beautiful as you could possibly imagine. >You didn't want to admit it...but you knew exactly why. >It was just for the chance that "he" might be looking up at it like you hoped he would... >Suddenly realizing what you were thinking, you shake your head in frustration. What sorcery is this...pining after a filthy commoner like some foal...how far have I fallen. >No one could know that you were having idle thoughts about a simple monkey every night. >It was unbecoming of your royal namesake, but the thoughts still crept into your mind nonetheless. >You still remember how this madness all started... >One evening, not unlike any other, you had grown tired of spending every night alone. >Merely spying on the denizens dreams was not enough to appease your solitary life, so you had decided to visit the lands by yourself for a change. >But this plan had been flawed from the very start. >As you traversed the lands, not a single dweller was awake to enjoy the night sky you had painstakingly crafted for their enjoyment. >You had hoped in recent years things would have changed, but sadly mother time was indeed a cruel mare... >And so the soul crushing loneliness began to embrace you anew. >Taking to the skies, your eyes began to weakly fill with tears. >Would it be alright for one such as yourself to cry just this once? >Surely no one would hear it in the midst of this desolate land of silence... >But as you turned your head to the sky to listen, you came to realize that the night was not all tranquil. >Life could be heard, though it was faint, but it was there none the less. >The distant sound of...song? >Despite the fears of having your hopes dashed away from you once more, you knew your curiosity had to be put at ease. >In no time at all, you had found the source of the melody tickling the tips of your ears. >A lone creature was standing on his rooftop, hands clutched to his chest as he spun harmony into the sky from between his lips. >Ah yes, you remembered him, this "Anon" had recently come to your land. >You had visited him whilst he slept once, alleviated him from his nightmares as fears of an unknown world haunted him. >And now here he was, singing praises of your beautiful night, touching your soul as he shed tears of loneliness you knew all too well... >As you lurked in the shadows and partook in his display of affection, you couldn't help but feel a hidden desire begin to grow. >You couldn't place a hoof on it, but somehow...you wanted...more. >And as he retired for his night's rest, you returned to your abode, a soul renewed. >As you returned to the castle, your beloved sister had been waiting to relieve you of your royal duties. >"My dear Luna, I trust you've had a splendid evening?" >Her kind words spoke with a sense of authority you wished to match someday. Indeed I did good sister! T'was a glorious eve it was! >You beamed at her, an expression of happiness you had long since forgotten plastered across your face. I even happened upon a kindred spirit of the night, my jubilance knows no bounds! >Your dear sister narrowed her eyes ominously. >"I...see..." >Blinded by simple joy, you had taken no notice of the stern expression in her voice. >Fraternizing with common folk was disgraceful and frowned upon, you knew being intimate with another being less regal as yourself would be met with great disapproval. >But unbeknownst to you, you had already become infatuated, and with a monkey no less! >And so with every night it had become your habit. >You would perform your royal duties, discreetly listen to his angelic siren songs, and rest for the morrow as the memories of each new lyric made your heart go aflutter. >But your joys did not last long, you should have known it was only a matter of time before your secret rendezvous would come to light. >Memories of the night your dear sister Celestia had caught you yearning for him as you watched him sing from afar still rung true. >You flinched as you touched your cheek, the pain she had unfolded was still quite prominent even days later. >Truly her contempt for lesser species knew no bounds... >You remembered the viscous taste in her words as she had dragged you back to the castle whilst you kicked and screamed. >"So THIS is the trash you have become enamored with as of late!? I should have known a weak minded foal such as yourself would stoop so low as to copulate with the dirt we tread upon." >You tried to shriek out your protests as she proceeded to torture you in your own bedroom, the one place you thought to be your sanctuary, but it amounted to nothing. But sister we have done nothing wrong! The simple joys of music is all we have ever partaken i-*Crack* >Your words were cut short as a fierce blow to your face silenced them. >She didn't give you the chance to speak again that evening. >Never was there a night you had wept so fiercely... >You knew it was wrong to love a creature such as him, but you could not deny your heart whilst fighting this eternal sadness. >Forbidden from leaving the castle grounds, you could not leave to visit your lust once more. >Instead, you had settled for watching him through your telescope from your own balcony. >And with a little magic, you would listen to him sing praises of the night as he regaled your name with love and honor. >How you wished to tell him you shared his feelings as well, to sing just one song for him instead would bring measureless joy... but you were unable to as long as your sister's words held power... >But that would end tonight, you would make sure of it. >As you entered the royal castle, you could not help but be reminded of how heart crushingly lonely it is at night. >Not a single hoofstep could be heard besides your own as you walked to your sister's quarters. >Surely she would be able to see reason, how could she not? >Keeping you from the one you hold dear over some petty believe of superiority? >The thought had begun to make your blood boil. >Finally reaching her chambers, you move to open it...only to stop as you see your hoof quivering nervously. >Placing it back down, you take a long calming breath and collect yourself. >This was something you had to do, for him you MUST! >You knew what needed to be done. >Slamming the doors to the place she slept wide open, you confronted your sister, rousing her angrily from her slumber. Sister! We must have word with thou! >Her face was clearly not amused. >"Luna, what manner of business could possibly be important enough to disturb my bed rest?" >Summoning all your courage, you manage to force out your plea. We wish for you to reconsider our feelings for Anonymous. >The room had suddenly become more ominous as a dreadful aura started to clearly manifest. >"It would seem our lesson as of late was not clear enough as it was." >The tortures inflicted upon you still fresh in your mind, you barely managed to keep yourself from shivering with fear. But sister, surely thou art' mistaken!? Is it not good to find one's true love? >Her face clearly distorted into a look of disgust. >"A lowly minstrel such as he is not worthy of the royal bloodline!" >A mix of frustration and sadness started cutting through you as you felt your resolve weaken. Does...does thou truly mean such? >Standing up, she stormed across the room and pushed you back out of her bedroom door. >"It's BLASPHEMY! A DISGUSTING DISGRACE AGAINST OUR LINEAGE!" >Your voice began to waver, her sudden outburst had left you almost speechless. But...but sister...we cannot stop these feelings that grow evermore each and every passing eve! >After a moment of heart wrenching silence, she looked at you with eyes that felt like an entire generation of malice and disgust. >"...Then you are no sister of mine." >Casting you from her room, the doors slam shut and echo against the walls with a terrifying sense of finality. >As your lips quiver on the brink of sorrow, you hang your head in quiet shame and solemnly start making your way back to your room alone. >The familiar silence from the dead of night seeping into you, thoughts of Anonymous are the only solace you are given. >And as you think of him, you become compelled to sing a song for him instead, just...this...one...night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDacUZ-bEhE >Walking slowly through the halls of the castle, your hoofsteps echo throughout the empty pathways. >Passing by the royal library, you pay no mind as you head to your favorite spot in the entire building. >Stepping into your bedroom, you slowly close the door not bothering with it's lock, before opening the window to your balcony. >Gently grasping your personal telescope, you adjust and focus it until a single image appears before you. >There for you to behold, is the visage of Anon sitting on his rooftop, singing a simple hymn as he looks up to the starry night while holding a drink. >Through magic, you listen in on his heavenly music as it seeps into your heart. ... .. . My dear Celestia... You know I am a righteous mare... Of my virtue I am justly proud... >"Oh ye fainthearted..." My dear Celestia... You know I'm so much purer than... The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd... >"And of this we believe..." Then tell me, Celestia, Why I see him singing there. Why his conjuring voice has touched my soulllll. >"Your heart, he surely stolllle ittt." I feel him, I hear him. My moon light touching skin so fair. Its driving me to lose all controlllll~. >"He's more than just a MANNNNNNN!" Like FIRE! Desire! To sire his own kin... This yearning...grows higher... It's turning me... to... SIN! (Black fire rages free transforming Luna into Nightmare Moon.) It's not my fault! >"It is now..." I feel no shame! >"Broke your vow..." It's just his crazy world. From which he must've came... >"Say no more." He's not a colt. >"It's all wrong." He's just a man... >"There's no hope." From this tiny pebble the strongest love BEGAAAAAAAN! (Lightning cracks the sky.) Please stop me, Celestia. Cause with his song my heart doth swell. Don't let my desire near his flesh and booooone. I KNOW HE'S BEGUN TO... Make me feel depraved under this spell. No else, he must be mine and mine alooooone. (Celestia knocks on the door before opening it.) >"My sister Luna, you cannot love this ape..." ...What? >"He's nothing near as regal... it's wrong..." Not now! Never mind! Get out, you BIGOT! I love him... I'll love him even if I'll no longer be a Princess! (Celestia watches as black clouds cover the sky.) Entire! Desire... Please help me, as I burn... Lose me or conspire... He's mine for I still YEARNNNNNNNNN! (NMM turns into black smoke while her voice echos out.) I'm not worthy of him. So have mercy on me. For he will be mine or... weeeee willllll BUUUUURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! >As your screams echo out throughout the castle, you disappear from your sister's sight in a flash of blue fire. >It did not matter if he was not a stallion of her own caliber, you would sooner destroy the land she presided over before giving up on your one hope at true happiness. >In mere moments, you find yourself standing in front of the object of your desires. >You almost cry at the thought that this may be the first and final time you truly meet face to face. >As he lays down on the flat of his back on the rooftop, he unknowingly chants his sorrowful lyrics as he lightly sways the drink in his hand. >He didn't seem to notice you as he continued to sing his majestic words with his eyes still closed. >Walking up to him with hoofsteps as quiet as the night itself, you stand over top of him and calmly listen to his song in silence. >As his beautiful notes finally come to an end, you lean in close and lock your lips with his own. >It causes him to become startled, forcing him to drop his drink in surprise. >As you slowly pulled away from him, you looked down with romance dripping from your eyes. ...T'was a wonderful song Anon, would thou bless us with another? >You are Musical Anon. >And it surely is...a beautiful night... The End.