PASTEBIN | #1 paste tool since 2002
PASTEBIN
Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes

# Pretty Sly for a Fluttershy [Song Parody]

By: Smudgey on Mar 9th, 2013 | syntax: None | size: 4.55 KB | hits: 78 | expires: Never
download | raw | embed | report abuse | print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)

1. >Day It's Never Safe in Equestria.
2. >You are Anon.
3. >Buying groceries in the marketplace like a god damn normal human being.
4. >You're just about finished and ready to go home when you bump into Fluttershy.
5. >God damn it not again...
6. >You try to play it off like it was nothing and head straight to your house.
7. >But she's already got her sights on you.
8. >"Oh um... hello Anon funny meeting you here, what a coincidence, do you come here often?"
9. >What a stupid question, she knows you always buy groceries on sunday.
10. >She was probably waiting in the bushes for you to show up.
11. Go away Fluttershy, I just came to buy groceries in peace.
12. >"Oh my, would you...like help carrying them then?"
13. No Flutters, leave me alone.
14. >"But if...if you see I can be useful maybe you'll want to spend more time with me!"
15. That's not how it works Fluttershy...
16. >"Please! I NEED YOU!"
17. >As you pick up the pace you start thinking about your options...and are inexplicably sucked into the spontaneous sing-along magic this world forces you into randomly.
19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQ3FiKf09M
21. >Punt her-Leave her-Sobbin-Broken?
23. (Flutters following Anon as he walks down the road)
25. >"Give it to me sexy!"
26. Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
27. >"Give it to me sexy!"
28. Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
29. >"Give it to me sexy!"
30. Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
32. >And all the fillies say "he's the guy, made for Fluttershy!"
34. (Anon drops his groceries and breaks into a sprint as Flutters chases after him.)
35. (Twilight looks up from her book to see him being chased outside her window, she shrugs and goes back to reading.)
36. (Pinkie waves happily while Rarity blows kisses as he runs past.)
37. (Rainbow laughs from her cloud as Anon screams like a girl.)
39. >You-know-that-face, she's gonna drag you to her place...
41. (Singing while running.)
43. You know it's kinda hard now, to be alone this way.
44. My body is my own, but she takes it anyway.
45. She may not have a clue and... she may not have style.
46. But what she lacks in brains, she makes up for in DENIAL!
48. >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate."
49. >"Youuu know I'll snatch you if you THINK I'M GONNA WAIT!"
50. >"Gotta know your feel, you tasty meal."
51. >"For you some day, I'll come and play!"
52. >"So if you won't DATE, just sit and contemPLATE!"
53. >"And then you'llll know you are meant to be MY ONE TRUE MATE!"
54. >"...We all wanna have a piece so...
55. >"Yay, yay!"
56. >"Back up that sweet thing!"
58. (Applejack's stand explodes as Anon bursts through it.)
60. >"Give it to me sexy!"
61. Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
62. >"Give it to me sexy!"
63. Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
64. >"Give it to me sexy!"
65. Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
67. >But the mares laugh and say "that's pretty sly...for that Fluttershy..."
69. (Anon runs into his home and locks it.)
71. I'm locked in my bedroom, not just any will suffice.
72. But I made the barricade, so it had to be precise!
73. Now looking through my window, I see Flutters' fucking ass.
74. But if she tries twice, I'm gonna plant her in the GRASS!
76. (Flutters flies up to the window.)
78. >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate."
79. >"Youuu know I'm watching while you GO AND MASTURBATE!"
80. >"Gonna cop a feel, make you squeal."
81. >"It'll be okay, I'm here to stay!"
82. >"So if you hate RAPE, I'll overcompenSATE!"
83. >"And then you'llll go and cry...till it's ALREADY TO LATE!"
84. >"...We all wanna have a piece so...
85. >"Yay, yay!"
86. >"Let me touch your thing!"
88. (Anon starts digging in his sock drawer.)
90. A bullet's only use yeah..
91. I saved it for my gun.
92. I raised my hands and screamed "BUT SHE TOOK MY ONLY ONE!"
94. Mares say "she's trying to hard" and "just get...a...GRIP!"
95. But in her own mind.
96. She craves... his HOT MONKEY DICK!
98. (She starts pounding on the glass with her hooves.)
100. >"Give it to me sexy!"
101. Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
102. >"Give it to me sexy!"
103. Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
104. >"Give it to me sexy!"
105. Nuh uh! Nuh uh!
107. >You-know-that-face, she's gonna violate your space...
109. (The window shatters as she breaks through.)
111. >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate."
112. >"You know I'll force you when I WANT TO PROCREATE!"
113. >"So here's the deal, your fate is sealed."
114. >"On you today, I'll cum and spray!"
115. >"So if that sounds GREAT, we'll join and consumMATE!"
116. >"And then I'llll smile and cry... as we CUT OUR WEDDING CAKE!"
117. >"...We all wanna have a piece so...
118. >"...Just one itty-bitty piece so...
119. >"JUST GOTTA HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE SO!
120. >"Yay,yay!"
121. >"LET ME BUCK THAT THING!"
122. ...
123. ..
124. .
125. >You curl up and cry on the bed as Fluttershy starts strapping you down to the bedposts with makeshift ropes.
126. >As she slowly places the ball gag in your mouth, you start weeping tears of terror.
127. >It was only a matter of time before she would be ready.
128. >And then you'd be...
129. >Fucking Fluttershy...

create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data
>Day It's Never Safe in Equestria. >You are Anon. >Buying groceries in the marketplace like a god damn normal human being. >You're just about finished and ready to go home when you bump into Fluttershy. >God damn it not again... >You try to play it off like it was nothing and head straight to your house. >But she's already got her sights on you. >"Oh um... hello Anon funny meeting you here, what a coincidence, do you come here often?" >What a stupid question, she knows you always buy groceries on sunday. >She was probably waiting in the bushes for you to show up. Go away Fluttershy, I just came to buy groceries in peace. >"Oh my, would you...like help carrying them then?" No Flutters, leave me alone. >"But if...if you see I can be useful maybe you'll want to spend more time with me!" That's not how it works Fluttershy... >"Please! I NEED YOU!" >As you pick up the pace you start thinking about your options...and are inexplicably sucked into the spontaneous sing-along magic this world forces you into randomly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZQ3FiKf09M >Punt her-Leave her-Sobbin-Broken? (Flutters following Anon as he walks down the road) >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >And all the fillies say "he's the guy, made for Fluttershy!" (Anon drops his groceries and breaks into a sprint as Flutters chases after him.) (Twilight looks up from her book to see him being chased outside her window, she shrugs and goes back to reading.) (Pinkie waves happily while Rarity blows kisses as he runs past.) (Rainbow laughs from her cloud as Anon screams like a girl.) >You-know-that-face, she's gonna drag you to her place... (Singing while running.) You know it's kinda hard now, to be alone this way. My body is my own, but she takes it anyway. She may not have a clue and... she may not have style. But what she lacks in brains, she makes up for in DENIAL! >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate." >"Youuu know I'll snatch you if you THINK I'M GONNA WAIT!" >"Gotta know your feel, you tasty meal." >"For you some day, I'll come and play!" >"So if you won't DATE, just sit and contemPLATE!" >"And then you'llll know you are meant to be MY ONE TRUE MATE!" >"...We all wanna have a piece so... >"Yay, yay!" >"Back up that sweet thing!" (Applejack's stand explodes as Anon bursts through it.) >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >But the mares laugh and say "that's pretty sly...for that Fluttershy..." (Anon runs into his home and locks it.) I'm locked in my bedroom, not just any will suffice. But I made the barricade, so it had to be precise! Now looking through my window, I see Flutters' fucking ass. But if she tries twice, I'm gonna plant her in the GRASS! (Flutters flies up to the window.) >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate." >"Youuu know I'm watching while you GO AND MASTURBATE!" >"Gonna cop a feel, make you squeal." >"It'll be okay, I'm here to stay!" >"So if you hate RAPE, I'll overcompenSATE!" >"And then you'llll go and cry...till it's ALREADY TO LATE!" >"...We all wanna have a piece so... >"Yay, yay!" >"Let me touch your thing!" (Anon starts digging in his sock drawer.) A bullet's only use yeah.. I saved it for my gun. I raised my hands and screamed "BUT SHE TOOK MY ONLY ONE!" Mares say "she's trying to hard" and "just get...a...GRIP!" But in her own mind. She craves... his HOT MONKEY DICK! (She starts pounding on the glass with her hooves.) >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >"Give it to me sexy!" Nuh uh! Nuh uh! >You-know-that-face, she's gonna violate your space... (The window shatters as she breaks through.) >"Anon don't debate, this must be fate." >"You know I'll force you when I WANT TO PROCREATE!" >"So here's the deal, your fate is sealed." >"On you today, I'll cum and spray!" >"So if that sounds GREAT, we'll join and consumMATE!" >"And then I'llll smile and cry... as we CUT OUR WEDDING CAKE!" >"...We all wanna have a piece so... >"...Just one itty-bitty piece so... >"JUST GOTTA HAVE A PIECE OF CAKE SO! >"Yay,yay!" >"LET ME BUCK THAT THING!" ... .. . >You curl up and cry on the bed as Fluttershy starts strapping you down to the bedposts with makeshift ropes. >As she slowly places the ball gag in your mouth, you start weeping tears of terror. >It was only a matter of time before she would be ready. >And then you'd be... >Fucking Fluttershy...