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There's no Candy in the Van

By: smokegrenade on Mar 25th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.97 KB  |  hits: 162  |  expires: Never
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  1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9BoIEY4xA4
  2.  
  3. Link to set the mood
  4.  
  5. >Wake up
  6. >In a van
  7. >Driving
  8. >Really fast
  9. >In ponyville
  10. >Hitting ponies
  11. >You grab the wheel, try to swerve
  12. >You just hit more ponies
  13. >Car doesn't slow down
  14. >You try hitting the breaks
  15. >The breaks are gone!
  16. >Emergency break is gone!
  17. >You try to drive into stands to slow you down
  18. >No stopping you
  19. >You see Carousel Boutique
  20. >You ram into the wall
  21. >You break through
  22. >Slam into Rarity
  23. >Blood everywhere
  24. >You break out the other side of the wall
  25. >Start hitting ponies again
  26. >Can't see through all this blood
  27. >You need to do something
  28. >Search around
  29. >Find a cassette
  30. >Put it in the cassette player
  31. >"Take on me" starts playing
  32. >Close your eyes
  33. >Start turning the steering wheel blindly
  34. >Sing along
  35. >Eventually, you run of gas
  36. >The door opens up
  37. >You're in Canterlot
  38. >In front of Princess Celestia
  39. >Dead ponies everywhere
  40. >Celestia walks up to you
  41. >Whispers into your ear
  42. >"I won the race"
  43.  
  44. END
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