Title:           There's no Candy in the Van
Author:          smokegrenade
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/pMdNcnS1
First Edit:      Sunday 25th of March 2012 12:00:10 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 25th of March 2012 12:00:10 PM CDT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9BoIEY4xA4
 
Link to set the mood
 
>Wake up
>In a van
>Driving
>Really fast
>In ponyville
>Hitting ponies
>You grab the wheel, try to swerve
>You just hit more ponies
>Car doesn't slow down
>You try hitting the breaks
>The breaks are gone!
>Emergency break is gone!
>You try to drive into stands to slow you down
>No stopping you
>You see Carousel Boutique
>You ram into the wall
>You break through
>Slam into Rarity
>Blood everywhere
>You break out the other side of the wall
>Start hitting ponies again
>Can't see through all this blood
>You need to do something
>Search around
>Find a cassette
>Put it in the cassette player
>"Take on me" starts playing
>Close your eyes
>Start turning the steering wheel blindly
>Sing along
>Eventually, you run of gas
>The door opens up
>You're in Canterlot
>In front of Princess Celestia
>Dead ponies everywhere
>Celestia walks up to you
>Whispers into your ear
>"I won the race"
 
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