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The Quartet

By: smokegrenade on Mar 18th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.76 KB  |  hits: 170  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Knocking on the door
  2. >Have hammer ready in hand
  3. >You aren't getting violated today
  4. >Throw the door open
  5. >Lift hammer
  6. >Put it down
  7. >It's Doppelganger and two of the clones
  8. >They are dressed like a barbershop quartet
  9. >They even have fake mustaches
  10. >"Hey theeerrrreeee"
  11. >"Hey theeerrreeeeeeee"
  12. >"Hey theeerrreeeeeeeeeeee"
  13. >Close door
  14. >Doppelganger kicks the door open
  15. >"Just listen to me, I need a favor"
  16. What is it this time?
  17. >"I can't stay here any longer, I think some loan ponies found me. I woke up with a chicken head in my bed"
  18. And why are you dressed like that?
  19. >"I can't get out of here looking like you. I need to throw the loan ponies off my trail."
  20. But why are you specifically dressed like this, and and why do you need me and those clones?
  21. >"I couldn't find anything else. So I found two clones who wanted out, and now they're coming with me. I couldn't find the third one, I think Applejack got him. May Celestia have mercy on his soul."
  22. And since you can't find the third clone, you need me?
  23. >"Yes"
  24. And why should I help you?
  25. >"Why not?"
  26. Ok, I'll do it.
  27.  
  28. >You put on the costume
  29. >Surprisingly, it feels right
  30. >You and the gang leave
  31. >You get to the train station
  32. "So, what happens after this?
  33. >"We're going to Canterlot to do a show"
  34. What!?!?!
  35. >"Calm down, asswipe. It's just to get the clones and I some money to start our new lives, and then you can go home."
  36. I didn't sign up for this
  37. >"Come on! After this, I'll be out of your hair for good!"
  38. Just one show?
  39. >"Just one show"
  40.  
  41. >Canterlot
  42. We're performing here?!
  43. >"Calm your tits, we'll be fine"
  44. We don't even have a song
  45. >"Just let me handle it"
  46. >Walking to the castle
  47. >Look at the other two clones
  48. Why haven't they spoken...at all?
  49. >"Post traumatic stress. They'll be fine."
  50. >In front of the castle
  51. >Suddenly, a blinding light out of nowhere
  52. >When the light goes down, you and the gang are chained to a wall
  53. >You're in a dungeon
  54. >Celestia stands in front of you all
  55. What's going on here?
  56. >"Isn't it obvious? You're the entertainment."
  57. >Ohno.jpg
  58. >Doppelganger tries to escape the chains
  59. >"You aren't doing anything to me, you sick bitch!"
  60. >"Of course I'm not. You and Anon are here for public entertainment."
  61. >Doppelganger looks surprised that she knew who we were, but really, we're the only humans in Equestria
  62. >Your chains and Doppelganger's chains release
  63. >"The other two are here for...private entertainment"
  64. >Celestia approaches the clones
  65. >They look at you with sad, soulless eyes
  66. >There is another flash of light
  67. >You and Doppelganger are in an arena, dressed in gladiator armor, holding swords
  68.  
  69. >Hundreds of ponies are watching from the bleachers, holding money in their hooves
  70. Alright Doppelganger, how are we going to get-
  71. >Doppelganger runs at you, sword raised
  72. >You dodge the attack
  73. What are you doing?!
  74. >"Getting rid of you, once and for all!"
  75. >He swings again
  76. >You block it with your sword
  77. >"Just lay down and die!"
  78. I thought we weren't enemies anymore!
  79. >"We were always enemies!"
  80. >He spins around
  81. >You duck down
  82. Don't do this! We can get out of here together!
  83. >"But then you would still be alive! I'm the better you, I am what Equestria deserves!"
  84. >He jabs the sword
  85. >You jump back, and slash at his face
  86. >He falls to the ground
  87. >You put the sword to his neck
  88. >"Do it, faggot!"
  89. >You slash his neck
  90. >Blood splatters everywhere
  91. >Doppelganger is dead
  92. >The cheering stops
  93. >You look up at the ponies
  94. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!!?
  95.  
  96. >A pony comes into the arena
  97. >"You...killed him?"
  98. Wasn't that what I was supposed to do?
  99. >"Well no, I mean yes, but no. Most times the looser surrenders, and everything is fine. No pony has ever killed another pony in the arena before."
  100. So...do I get to leave now?
  101. >The pony backs away from you, worried
  102. >"Um, yes, of course. Just don't tell anyone about this, ok?"
  103. >He looks up at the crowed
  104. >"Remember, don't tell a single soul what happened here tonight"
  105. >You return to Ponyville, covered in blood
  106. >All the ponies in town are horrified when they see you
  107. >No pony talks to you, they're afraid
  108. >You go to bed, still covered in blood
  109. >You'll save the clones eventually
  110.  
  111. >In graveyard
  112. >It's raining
  113. >Burying your doppelganger
  114. >He was an asshole, but he was the only "human" besides you in Equestria
  115. >You still can't find those clones, and for some reason you never considered them people
  116. >You're a dick
  117. >You throw the corpse into the a shallow grave
  118. >You can't afford a coffin
  119. >Some ponies shook you down for cash
  120. >Doppelganger was imitating you when he got into financial troubles
  121. >You walk away
  122. >You trip over something
  123. >It's Fluttershy's corpse
  124. WAT
  125. >There is a note on her body
  126. >"I saw you in the graveyard. Is necrophilia your fetish?"
  127. No Fluttershy
  128. >You throw Fluttershy's corpse on top of doppelganger's body
  129. Fucking Fluttershy
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