Title:           A pony dies at the end
Author:          smokegrenade
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/YfNfgLKt
First Edit:      Sunday 22nd of April 2012 04:14:29 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 22nd of April 2012 04:14:29 PM CDT

LAST TIME, ON DEUS EX: ANON REVOLUTION
 
-Anon learned he was the god machine, created by the gods to save the world
-Anon went to Equestria to stop Flutashi (yes, this is now here canon name)
-After Flutashi was still unable to turn on Anon, she was pulled back into hell
-Anon returned home
-Rarity is still dead
 
 
PART 1 OF 4, WHEN HEROES CAN NOT FIGHT
 
>Day 2 back on earth
>You look at the calander
>Realize it's the same day you left earth 1337 days ago
>But you have no idea how you're going to fit back into society
>This gives you an idea
>Your legs burst off and are replaced with robot legs
>You grow two pairs of robot arms
>You burst though the roof of your house
>You turn on your built in ipod
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFUjwj_RB5o
>You fly around the city
 
PART 2 OF 4, UNINVITED GUESTS
 
>Flying around the city
>People gazing in awe
>Dancing as you fly
>Fucking Queen, baby!
>Screw fitting back into society, you're the god machine!
>Suddenly, you feel a pain in your chest
>A horse hoof rips out of your chest
>You start spinning towards the earth
>There is a fucking PONY IN YOUR CHEST
>It's pulling itself out
It's Lyra
 
PART 3 OF 4, HANDS OF LIFE
 
>Lyra wraps her hoofs around one of your robot hands
>She bits your hand and starts pulling
>She's trying to rip off your hand!
>You shake your arms wildly, but she won't let go
>"MRmrrmpmpmpemmempmp" says Lyra
GET OFF OF ME, DAMN IT!
>You're still tumbling towards earth
>You'll die if you don't do something
>At the last minute, you turn into a GIANT FUCKING ROBOT
>You crash into the ground, smashing your robot face
>Your hands are so big now that Lyra is now holding on by biting the end of your finger
>A crowed soon surrounds your robot body
>Lyra crawls into a crack in the robot body
 
PART 4 OF 4, FAN SERVICE
 
>Your viewpoint switches back to your human body
>You're in a red room, full of gears, wires, and screens
>You're in your own robot body
>Lyra is gnawing on your hands
What the fuck!?!?!?!
>Lyra looks up at you with sad eyes
>All she wants are hands
>But you won't put up with this shit
>You look at her with disappointment
>Tears begin to fill her eyes
>Well now you're just sad
>She lets go of your hands
>She begins to slowly walk away
>Now you're depressed
>Suddenly you get an idea
>But just then, the floor under Lyra opens up, and she falls in
>You hear screaming, and blood shoots out of the hole
>The hole closes
>"Intruder terminated"
>Metal hands fall from the ceiling and pull you away
>They hold you still while metal wires sink into you
>The world around you is collapsing, sinking into the wires
>They are injected the entire robot body into you
>The next thing you know, you're in the street
>People are looking at you in horror
"What, you've never seen a robot turn into a human before?"
>You walk away
>Like a boss
 
THE END