Title:           A Boy and his Mech
Author:          smokegrenade
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/tWax9vdb
First Edit:      Saturday 21st of April 2012 03:09:04 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 21st of April 2012 03:09:04 PM CDT

>Day 1337
>Gun up to your head, in your hand
>Whiskey in the other
>You just can't stand it here anymore
>About to pull the trigger
>Hear a scream
>Look outside
>The sky is dark
>A massive orb of purple...something...is falling
>You can hear giggling from the orb
>You realize what it is
>A concentrated ball of friendship
>You hear a voice in your head
>"It's time"
>Your arms burst off
>Your legs burst off
>Giant robot arms and legs burst out
>Your head bursts off
>Giant robot head pops up
>Chest explodes
>Robot chest
>You're now a giant robot
>This fucking music starts playing in background
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwbjoHzfonc
>Grab the massive ball of friendship
>Heavy as hell
>Damn mane 6 and their friendship powers
>Your robot arms are breaking
>You need to do something
>Start screaming
>A shit load of robot arms burst out of your robot body
>Screaming always work in animu
>Start screaming out a monologue about friendship and human nature
>Fling the fucking friendship ball into the air
>Start shooting at it with LASERS
>Clap your hands together
>Giant ball of hatred is created in your hands
>Throw the ball of hate into the air
>Bashes into the ball of friendship
>Both balls explode
>It's raining humans and ponies
>Portal opens up out of the collision point
>Your human body is ripped out of the robot body
>You enter the portal
>You wake up in bed
>You don't know if you should be happy or sad
 
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