AiE 3310 - 2

>It's taken a few hours but you have finally sorted everything in your garage.

>Unfortunately now you are covered in dust and you smell like shit.

>You didn't find many things worthwhile but it was fun looking through everything and remembering the good old days.

>The photo albums and your old clothes were enough to jump start the memories of all the crazy shit you've done in this house.

>Hell, it even hopped dimensions!

>At least you think that's what happened.

>It isn't really clear how you ended up here in your own house but you're sure it's something that will never be explained

>Considering nobody here can tell you why you got randomly sent to a world of pastel horses.

>But the good news is that you found your old music player.

>You spent some good money on your new one.

>Sadly, it was lost in an unavoidable accident almost right before you came to Equestria

>It taught you to check your pockets before doing laundry though.

>Maybe Twilight can charge this old thing with magic or something.

>Although you're pretty sure you wiped it with the intention of giving it to a friend or something.

>But better news, you found your old consoles and games inside of another box.

>You don't really have a TV.

>Well you did, but that's a story for another time.

 

>There are some handhelds, though.

>Including your old Game Boy, which you honestly didn't expect to find.

>The start up sound made you almost jump for joy.

>Almost.

>You're pretty sure there's some AA Batteries in the drawer beside your bed somewhere.

>You found a bunch of old clothes that you can maybe give to Rarity so she can understand casual human clothing.

>She has to make everything fancy whenever you ask for some clothing to wear around the house and stuff.

>And every time you get clothes from her she absolutely insists that she makes ANOTHER suit for you.

>Your closet is full of fancy shit that you're probably never gonna wear.

>She constantly gives you discounts even though you can pay the full price.

>Pretty sure she wants the D.

>That was about all of the stuff worth nothing that you found.

>Hard to believe you didn't do this beforehand.

>But that aside, it's already night.

>You should probably shower and then head to bed.

>It's not that common for you to hit the sack this early but you deserved it.

>As you're about to head to the shower you hear another knock on the door.

>Wonder who could be here this late, ponies usually go to bed at ridiculously early times.

>They knock again which makes you a tad bit annoyed, I heard you the first time jackass.

I'm coming!

>You open the door to see Rainbow Dash.

>Again.

>Her front legs are crossed across her chest and it's pretty damn obvious she's pissed about something.

Something wrong?

 

>"There is no bucking way you were able to get that score, you had to have cheated!"

>She pokes your chest with one of your hooves.

>"Spill the beans, Anon!"

I didn't cheat, it just wasn't built for hooves.

>She glares at you for a moment before handing you the phone.

>Pointing at it with a hoof, she starts yelling at you again.

>"Then prove it, if you're so great!"

>You wordlessly navigate towards Snake II in the game menu.

>It's obvious she isn't going to listen to reason.

>The snake on the screen is a shocking reminder of how much time you spent on this thing.

>Starting the game, you immediately start navigating the snake around into the objectives without any trouble.

>Her jaw drops as your thumbs dance across the buttons.

>You go into a trance, eventually it gets hard not to run into yourself.

>The game ends when you fudge up and run into the very tip of the tail because you underestimated the time it took for it to move away.

There, are you still gonna call me a cheater?

>Handing it back to her, she looks like you just crushed her dreams.

>She doesn't take it.

>Instead she just pushes your hand away.

>"I'm not gonna beat you, I guess it really wasn't made for hooves."

You really gonna give up that easily?

>The pained expression on her face gets more noticeable as she looks away from you.

>You have to do something, fucking up a friendship won't sit well with your conscience.

 

Don't give up, I know that you'll find a way.

>Her ears perk up and she turns to look at you.

>"You think I will?"

You're the most competitive pony I know, Dash.

>This seems to have cheered her up a bit.

Come on, it's not like you to give up because of something like this.

>The sad look on her face instantly turns into a positive smile.

>Her confidence is back, hopefully.

You got plans?

>"Nah, why do you think I came all the way down here?"

Guess that means you wanna hang?

>"You know it!"

>Opening the door the rest of the way, she darts on in and hops onto your couch.

>You set the phone down on the coffee table in front of the couch.

>Time to to grab some drinks and commence the chilling.

What do you want to drink?

>"The usual, of course!"

>You grab some Applejack Daniels from the cupboard next to the fridge.

>Guess a drink won't hurt.

>You grab a tumbler from the cupboard above it and sit down on the couch.

So how has work been?

>"Terrible, I've actually had to do work of all things!"

>A chuckle escapes your lip as you set down the glass and the bottle.

>Pouring the drink, she pokes you in the shoulder.

>"Hey, find anything else in there?"

Yeah but I'm gonna show you later, gonna have to bug Twilight to see if she can use her magic to make it work, unless you want to look at old clothes.

>She rolls her eyes at the thought of looking at old clothes.

>"Don't even joke about that, you know how boring that is."

 

I hear you, I'm gonna give them to Rarity in hopes that she'll give me something that I can actually wear around the house.

>You gesture to your worn down t-shirt and jeans that you are currently wearing, some of the few human clothing you still have.

Shit like this.

>"I doubt she'll be able to make something that isn't fancy, but you can go ahead and try."

I sure hope she can.

>The coffee table in front of you is a bit worn, but is still perfect.

>Unfortunately you don't sit down here much because you currently lack a TV.

>But hopefully you can get someone to fiddle with the broken one you have to see if they can reverse-engineer it or something.

>You take a sip from the glass and set down the bottle in front of her.

>God you still can't get used to this stuff, it's a lot sweeter compared to human booze.

Remember to waterfall it, I might want another glass of the stuff.

>"Pft, whatever."

>She grabs the bottle and takes a swig.

>"Hey, can you tell me how you got so good at that game?"

Lots and lots of practice, I usually played it when I was bored or when in a line or something.

>"So this thing is a phone?"

>One hoof points to the phone on the table.

Yeah, you call people on it, it's really convenient when you want to hang out with someone but you don't wanna go all the way to their house or something.

>"Do you think it'll work with the kind of phones we have in Equestria?"

>Rubbing her chin in thought, she looks over to you with a devious grin.

 

Nope, I don't really know that much about how it works but I know that it won't.

>"Awww, I was hoping we could do prank calls."

Another time, when I get my own phone.

>"Maybe you can get them to use magic on this one or something."

>You were gonna bring it and a whole bunch of other stuff to Twilight for her to autism with.

Actually, that idea isn't half bad.

>"So you'll do it?! And then we can do prank calls?"

>Her voice cracks a little bit in excitement.

>There is no way you can say no to her, she is just too damn adorable.

Sure, I'll see what I can do, we shall become the master of prank calls.

>"Heck yeah, we're gonna have so much fun!"

>She sits up and holds out a hoof.

>You bump it without a thought, already used to the gesture.

>Time passes and casual conversation starts getting a bit harder due to the fact that she seems a bit tipsy.

>The couch starts to feel more comfy, and you realize that more time has passed than you thought.

>She's been draining the bottle and it's about half full already, it was practically a full bottle.

I think it's time to head to bed, you wanna head home or crash on the couch?

>"I think I'm gonna crash here." She says as she starts relaxing on your couch.

>You didn't expect any other answer, she's always too lazy to go home.

Yeah, I can see why, comfiest couch ever.

>"How the heck can it even be this comfy?"

>It seems she's already drowsy, and you're pretty tired yourself.

 

I've had it for years and I still have no idea why it's so comfy, anyways I'm gonna head upstairs and take a shower and head to bed as well, later.

>"Night, dude!"

>She mumbles something but you don't hear it.

>You're already heading to the bathroom, grabbing some clothes from your room right next to it.

>A quick shower to wash off the grime and dust allows you to think about the day.

I wonder what the other ponies will think about the stuff I found in my garage.

>After washing up, you head out of the warm shower and dry yourself off after turning it off.

>You put on your boxers and shirt and head to bed, getting comfy in your fluffy covers.

>Today was a pretty good day.