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A Collabrative Effort to Stay Alive part 1-1- It Begins

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  1. >Be you.
  2. >Your life is terrible.
  3. >Student loans make life a hell.
  4. >But that's what you get for taking only a bachelors degree course in psychology.
  5. >You hated yourself for about a year, even considered suicide.
  6. >Then you discovered ponies.
  7. >A show about ponies prancing and singing about friendship
  8. >How pathetic it sounds when you think about it,
  9. >But it pulled you from depression so thats good with you
  10. >You browse /mlp/
  11. >the feels thread makes you cry, and ponka makes you happy
  12. >Suddenly, you happen upon your favorite general
  13. >Pony transformation
  14. >You go into the thread
  15. >Hmm some dude's having a OC competition
  16. >Prize is a secret.
  17. >Meh, you finished yours a couple of days ago
  18. >You enter it
  19. >Heh nice CAPTCHA
  20. 'You're DO0MD'
  21. >You click submit and wait to see where it goes
  22. >Refresh the thead
  23. >You won! Nice one
  24. 'You will recieve your prize in the next week'
  25. >Heh nice troll, you didn't submit any details
  26. >Good to know you won though
  27. >1 week later
  28. >A knock on the door
  29. >A rare occurrence, your friends talk online, only come over to play WUaH now and then
  30. >You never get mail either
  31. >Could be the landlady again
  32. >nah
  33. >You open the door and there's no1 there
  34. >Darned kids
  35. >You're only 25 yourself
  36. >You notice the box on the floor
  37. >Hello?
  38. >Maybe the postguy is secretly
  39. >Rainbow Dash
  40. >You pick up the box and take it inside
  41. >No return address
  42. >Now you think of it, there isn't anything at all on it
  43. >Best to leave it
  44. >Yeah
  45. >Don't open it
  46. >Might be a weird BDSM toy or something
  47. >Screw that.jpg
  48. >You use your ninja anon powers of a knife to cut that shit open
  49. >Woah
  50. >No
  51. >NONONONONONONO
  52. >It's a pony plush, your pony plush, in all of her beauty, the tail and mane are exactly as you custom drew them the cutie mark, a pocket watch was just right.
  53. >You know you shouldn't, but you take it out and suddenly feel drowsy
  54. >The last thing you see before falling asleep is the note underneath
  55. 'Enjoy your prize'
  56.  
  57. >Your dreams have always been weird
  58. >But this is fucking messed up
  59. >You were in a field surrounded by ponies they all played around you, they pranced and pranced seemingly unaware of your presence, but they all had sadness in their eyes
  60. >They danced around you with smiles
  61. >They look so forced
  62. >Then you can see their mouths moving
  63. 'Save us' They mouthed
  64. >Slowly you see signs of torture, blood everywhere, not stopping
  65. >You wonder whether you are being tortured too, your head is in pain so much pain
  66. >Wait thats not normal
  67. >You wake up and flail your brown arms around
  68. >Wait, last you knew you were white
  69. >You try to get the mud off
  70. >You find it's not mud but your fur
  71. >but your fur
  72. >your fur
  73. >fur
  74. >FUCK
  75. >Your rush to your computer
  76. >Boot it up
  77. >You find you can't use your fingers very well
  78. >They're really awkward
  79. >Only just get on to skype
  80. >Three of your friends like PTFG as well, the may have 'got a prize' too
  81. >Your friend's messages come up
  82. 'BRO I'M TURINING INTO A PONY' from Alex
  83. 'FUCKING PLUSHIE' from Johno
  84. 'GOT FUR ALL OVER MUH BODY' from Dave
  85. >You form a group with them
  86. >My place NOW
  87. 'k' Says them all
  88. >30 Min's later
  89. >I'ts awkward to stand on two legs now
  90. >You've had two whole coffees to stop youself from falling asleep again
  91. >You hear a knock on the door
  92. 'It's John'
  93. >You Open the door
  94. >Almost
  95. >By this point you can't move your fingers out of a fist postion
  96. >You end up using your teeth
  97. >You let him inside
  98. "So you 'Won a prize' too huh"
  99. >Yeah.
  100. "So what are we gonna do"
  101. >That's why you're here
  102. >We need to stay away from a dissection table, and society, together
  103. "Dude that sounded so gay"
  104. >sounded so gay
  105. >so gay
  106. >gay
  107. >No way
  108. >Hadn't thought of that
  109. "Thought of what?"
  110. >I'm gonna lose my pride and joy
  111. "You mean to tell me you're becoming a girl"
  112. >Yes
  113. >Yes I am
  114. >You feel sad
  115. >You sob, you cry
  116. >But you realize it's not your voice. Or at least not your normal voice
  117. >It's that of a woman
  118. >No
  119. >You can't get all torn up about it
  120. >Can you?
  121. >No
  122. >No you can't
  123. "Nice horn by the way" John snaps you back to your senses
  124. >He's obviously trying to distract you
  125. >Wait Horn?
  126. >Oh right
  127. >Mind Blank was a unicon
  128. >Thats probably the pain in the forehead
  129. >Another knock on the door
  130. "I'll get it"
  131. >You hear the door opening
  132. "Hey Johno"
  133. "Hiya Dave"
  134. >It's Dave then
  135. >They're talking about something really quietly
  136. >You can't tell what it is
  137. >But you can guess
  138. >Johno was always one of those really caring friends
  139. >He's probably asking Dave not to talk about my voice
  140. >You remember the voice now and it sends you into a sobbing fit
  141. >You get a hold of yourself after a little while, and remember the coffee that you were supposed to make when the others started arriving
  142. >You go about making four-
  143. *Knock Knock Knock*
  144. >-six cups of coffee
  145. >Two for each of your probably drowsy like you became friends
  146. >It's an odd process which involves a plate and the cups
  147. >It's a balancing act
  148. >Thank god for capsule coffee
  149. >You take the coffees out to the rest of them
  150. >Hi Dave, hey Alex
  151. >Alex Yawns
  152. "Hey Anon"
  153. >I've got coffees to stay awake
  154. >Two each
  155. "Can't we just go to sleep and wake up and have it all be over" Dave points out
  156. >No
  157. "Why's that"
  158. >Because we need to plan exactly how we're gonna fix this