- >Be you.
- >Your life is terrible.
- >Student loans make life a hell.
- >But that's what you get for taking only a bachelors degree course in psychology.
- >You hated yourself for about a year, even considered suicide.
- >Then you discovered ponies.
- >A show about ponies prancing and singing about friendship
- >How pathetic it sounds when you think about it,
- >But it pulled you from depression so thats good with you
- >You browse /mlp/
- >the feels thread makes you cry, and ponka makes you happy
- >Suddenly, you happen upon your favorite general
- >Pony transformation
- >You go into the thread
- >Hmm some dude's having a OC competition
- >Prize is a secret.
- >Meh, you finished yours a couple of days ago
- >You enter it
- >Heh nice CAPTCHA
- 'You're DO0MD'
- >You click submit and wait to see where it goes
- >Refresh the thead
- >You won! Nice one
- 'You will recieve your prize in the next week'
- >Heh nice troll, you didn't submit any details
- >Good to know you won though
- >1 week later
- >A knock on the door
- >A rare occurrence, your friends talk online, only come over to play WUaH now and then
- >You never get mail either
- >Could be the landlady again
- >nah
- >You open the door and there's no1 there
- >Darned kids
- >You're only 25 yourself
- >You notice the box on the floor
- >Hello?
- >Maybe the postguy is secretly
- >Rainbow Dash
- >You pick up the box and take it inside
- >No return address
- >Now you think of it, there isn't anything at all on it
- >Best to leave it
- >Yeah
- >Don't open it
- >Might be a weird BDSM toy or something
- >Screw that.jpg
- >You use your ninja anon powers of a knife to cut that shit open
- >Woah
- >No
- >NONONONONONONO
- >It's a pony plush, your pony plush, in all of her beauty, the tail and mane are exactly as you custom drew them the cutie mark, a pocket watch was just right.
- >You know you shouldn't, but you take it out and suddenly feel drowsy
- >The last thing you see before falling asleep is the note underneath
- 'Enjoy your prize'
- >Your dreams have always been weird
- >But this is fucking messed up
- >You were in a field surrounded by ponies they all played around you, they pranced and pranced seemingly unaware of your presence, but they all had sadness in their eyes
- >They danced around you with smiles
- >They look so forced
- >Then you can see their mouths moving
- 'Save us' They mouthed
- >Slowly you see signs of torture, blood everywhere, not stopping
- >You wonder whether you are being tortured too, your head is in pain so much pain
- >Wait thats not normal
- >You wake up and flail your brown arms around
- >Wait, last you knew you were white
- >You try to get the mud off
- >You find it's not mud but your fur
- >but your fur
- >your fur
- >fur
- >FUCK
- >Your rush to your computer
- >Boot it up
- >You find you can't use your fingers very well
- >They're really awkward
- >Only just get on to skype
- >Three of your friends like PTFG as well, the may have 'got a prize' too
- >Your friend's messages come up
- 'BRO I'M TURINING INTO A PONY' from Alex
- 'FUCKING PLUSHIE' from Johno
- 'GOT FUR ALL OVER MUH BODY' from Dave
- >You form a group with them
- >My place NOW
- 'k' Says them all
- >30 Min's later
- >I'ts awkward to stand on two legs now
- >You've had two whole coffees to stop youself from falling asleep again
- >You hear a knock on the door
- 'It's John'
- >You Open the door
- >Almost
- >By this point you can't move your fingers out of a fist postion
- >You end up using your teeth
- >You let him inside
- "So you 'Won a prize' too huh"
- >Yeah.
- "So what are we gonna do"
- >That's why you're here
- >We need to stay away from a dissection table, and society, together
- "Dude that sounded so gay"
- >sounded so gay
- >so gay
- >gay
- >No way
- >Hadn't thought of that
- "Thought of what?"
- >I'm gonna lose my pride and joy
- "You mean to tell me you're becoming a girl"
- >Yes
- >Yes I am
- >You feel sad
- >You sob, you cry
- >But you realize it's not your voice. Or at least not your normal voice
- >It's that of a woman
- >No
- >You can't get all torn up about it
- >Can you?
- >No
- >No you can't
- "Nice horn by the way" John snaps you back to your senses
- >He's obviously trying to distract you
- >Wait Horn?
- >Oh right
- >Mind Blank was a unicon
- >Thats probably the pain in the forehead
- >Another knock on the door
- "I'll get it"
- >You hear the door opening
- "Hey Johno"
- "Hiya Dave"
- >It's Dave then
- >They're talking about something really quietly
- >You can't tell what it is
- >But you can guess
- >Johno was always one of those really caring friends
- >He's probably asking Dave not to talk about my voice
- >You remember the voice now and it sends you into a sobbing fit
- >You get a hold of yourself after a little while, and remember the coffee that you were supposed to make when the others started arriving
- >You go about making four-
- *Knock Knock Knock*
- >-six cups of coffee
- >Two for each of your probably drowsy like you became friends
- >It's an odd process which involves a plate and the cups
- >It's a balancing act
- >Thank god for capsule coffee
- >You take the coffees out to the rest of them
- >Hi Dave, hey Alex
- >Alex Yawns
- "Hey Anon"
- >I've got coffees to stay awake
- >Two each
- "Can't we just go to sleep and wake up and have it all be over" Dave points out
- >No
- "Why's that"
- >Because we need to plan exactly how we're gonna fix this