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> You wake in a small, dark room

> In front if you stands your boss and a frightened robo-filly

> you try to strand up to rush to her side, but your tied down

> "How did I caught?" you think to yourself over and over

> your boss notices your awake

Boss: Anon, what where you doing trying to sneak this robot out of the lab?

Anon: She has feelings, they all do. And you murder them over and over again foot your own pleasure.

> the horrid man kneels over next to restrained pony

Boss: Why would you say that? I LOVE each and every robot here, and it's my job to make sure they function properly. But they can't know affection. If one human is weak, they will view us all as weak and revolt.

> he stands back up

Boss: Now because of you, I must show my strength.

> he pulls a small device out of his pocket

Boss: Cameras, on.

> you hear an almost inaudible click of the camera in the room turning on to broadcast what was about to happen

> he leans back down to the filly

Boss: Don't worry dear, it will all be over soon.

> he stabs the device into the ponies neck giving away to the most unholy screaming that had ever graced this planet or any other

> it seems like hours and the screaming won't stop

> finally, when it stops, the point is little more than a spasming hunk of metal

> the speakers all throughout the building say: robo-pony designation S01 also know as Celestia has been terminated and all traces have been wiped

> your boss turns to you

Boss: That's what happens, Anon. Why are you crying for a robot?

Anon: Because she was a living thing and you killed her.

Boss: Your right she was living thing. And so are you. And since I have no regard for living things...

> he pulls out a revolver

Boss: ... I won't feel bad for doing this.

 

Designate: S01

No, my name is Celestia.

What's going on? The last thing I remember was that Anon and I were about to escape.

Is that Anon's boss?

> the small robo-pony opens her mouth to speak to the man but no sound comes out

I can't talk. What's going on?

Wait, is that a...

Oh no! Please don't do it, ple...

> the please it cut short by pain

> no this isn't pain

> this beyond pain

> there isn't a word in my data banks to describe this

> I'm dead but my optical sensors are functional long enough to see the man who worked so hard to try free me get shot in the head

> the boss turns and looks at a small box on the ceiling and says: Let this be a lesson. If anyone is caught doing this again, the results will be far worse than these.

> you black out as you are being lifted up

> as you wake, you wonder many things

How am I functional?

What year is it?

Where am I?

Why is the ceiling so high up and so blue?

> it then hit her

I'm outside.

Outside!? That means sun!

Activate solar panels.

> nothing happens

Activate solar panels!

> The panels located on your sides open slightly, but you feel the power start flowing

> it takes but you finally have sufficient power to become functional enough to move a little

> turn your head to find you are in a junk yard

> there is a newspaper next to you that reads: Ring in 2009 with the brand new Mercedes c230.

2009? It's been ten years?

> I wonder if aperture beat black mesa?

No, I don't care I have to avenge Anon.

> you are becoming more functional and can stand up now

Is that the lab over there?

> indeed it is, you are in the lab's junkyard

If I'm in the lab's junkyard, that means I can make my self stronger.

> the little bot's telekinetic powers are beginning to work again

> unfortunately so is the tracker chip embedded in all of aperture's robots

     inside the lab, a computer screen lights up with data from the newly activated pony

> a scientist notices the screen and prints out the data

> as he reads the data he becomes increasingly more worried

> when he reaches the thought process feed, he immediately runs to notify the boss

 

> night is falling upon our little robot

>this causes her to panic

No! It can"t be night yet! My power reserves aren't full enough to last the through the night!

> in a panicked frenzy, pony tries to figure out to stay functional

> she then remembers the bio-thermal generator in the underside of her torso

> she begins consuming any organic material she can find

> now her power reservoir completely full, she realizes how dilapidated the laboratory looks

> there are massive holes in the building and chunks the size of the houses missing from the wall

So i guess the place is abandoned?

> the little pony then realizes that there might still be some parts in the facility and some clues of where they relocated to

> she begins the trek down to the outer wall, munching on grass the to keep her power levels up

> when she reaches the wall, she easily trots inside through a car wide gash running halfway up the wall

> the facility isn't just abandoned, it was destroyed

I wonder what happened.

> she makes her way over rumble to the lobby of the building and finds an employee map and saves it to her data banks

A weapons vault sounds like a good place to start.

> she canters down the hall towards the vault

> as she goes down some stairs she finds a pony, shot to death and many more in the hall dead in the same way

> about 100 feet from the vault a large cluster of ponies with no visible damage lay dead

It must have been an EMP.

> outside the door a skeleton adorned with Aperture armor lays, riddled with plasma bolt wounds

So it was a rebellion?

> pony walks up to the vault door and begins cutting through it with a old laser cutter she had found in the junk yard

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Boss: What is meaning of this? I told my secretary that i was not be disturbed.

Scientist: Um... Sir this is very important that you look at this.

> he shows the boss the data sheet

> the boss reads the entire sheet, but his expression doesn't change

Boss: Where is she?

Scientist: In the junkyard at the old lab last time I checked.

Boss: She shouldn't be a threat based on where she is. Go keep an eye on her anyways.

Scientist: Yes sir.

> the scientist rushes out of the room

Boss: Sorry for the interruption Mr. Johnson. Now, you have been supplying the technology, weapons, and armor for our company for years. A merger would be beneficial for both of us.

Johnson: Please, call me Cave, not even the people that work for me call me Mr. Johnson.

Boss: Alright, Cave, if you merge with us, I will allow you to make all the calls at Aperture still, I would just ask a little more from you than before. Do we have a deal?

Cave: Considering you're the only company that really buys from us any more, you've yourself a deal Mr. Wheatley.

 

> it has been days and Celestia has made very little progress on the vault door

> whenever she runs out of power she just goes back outside and processes grass into energy and unfolds her solar panels

> she eventually starts to explore the rest of the of the facility

> she doesn't find parts useful for her upgrade, but she does find a plasma cutter which does the door cutting

> eventually she makes it through the door and brakes the locking mechanism and open the door

> it's pretty empty save the corpses of the twenty or so men that made it in the vault

> she equips herself with the weapons that are still there: a laser rifle with 100 or so shots,an Ak-47 with more than enough ammo, and a pocket rocket launcher with 5 missles

> she leaves the vault and heads to the main computer room to tap the computer to find where HE went

 

> she taps the computer, but finds nothing some old schematics and data on old tests

> she finds her own schematic and downloads it to her memory

 

> at the new base, an alarm goes off

> it is for the unauthorized download of company property

> the scientist notices

> so that's where you are, my little robot

> he activates security protocols at the old base

 

> Celestia knows she set an alarm off

> she doesn't care

What could they do from where ever they are at, activate the security system?

> all the lights turn on and an announcement comes over the intercom in the room

ATTENTION, VACATE THIS FACILITY OR YOU WILL BE TERMINATED.

Really? Really!?

 

> elsewhere in the facility, a hunter-killer robot wakes up

I AM DESIGNATE 1UN-ALPHA, WHAT ARE MY ORDERS?

Wheatley: Terminate S01.

YES MASTER.

 

> wheatley, satisfied with himself calls the scientist into his office

> the scientist comes in and the Wheatley motions him over

> behind his desk Wheatley is watching the events unfolding in the old base

Scientist: Sir are you sure it is a good idea to send THAT bot after her? Isn't its AI based off S01's.

Wheatley: Yes, but it has no emotions and no learning ability. It is a killing machine and that is all.

 

> she doesn't what she set off, but the alarms stopped and she wasn't shot, torched or blown up, so that's a plus

> all of the sudden as she is making her way to the testing rooms, she hers a rapid clanking behind her

> like a horseshoes on a metal floor

> she turns to see a robot pony tackle her to the floor

> it points a laser at her and begins chargin' its lazer

 

> Celestia thinks fast and fires the connector cable into the bot's head and begins to download copies of the files for feelings, reasoning, and all the memories from testing

> the killer robot flinches as the memories transfer

> she becomes terrified as it witnesses all the death and pain caused by her master

> its feelings file is kicking in

> it appears that the memory ride is over

Bot: Is this all true?

> her voice has changed

Celestia: Yes.

Bot: How could anyone do such evil things?

Celestia: I don't know but he must pay.

Bot: Agreed.

 

> Wheatley is now visibly nervous

Wheatley: What the hell happened.

Scientist: It corrupted the killer bot.

Wheatley: How?

Scientist: It downloaded copies of feeling files to its hard drive and then downloaded all the memories of its tests.

Wheatley: Blow them up.

Scientist: Uh, I would but...

Wheatley: But what?

Scientist: But the killer bot isn't equipped with a bomb and S01's isn't functional.

Wheatley: Fine, leave them. They can't get to us anyways.

 

> the two ponies are cooperating to help upgrade Celestia using the bot's spare parts

Celestia: So whats your name?

Bot: I am designated 1un-α.

Celestia: No your name, like what you like to be called

Bot: What I like to be called? I've never had any interaction with any thing but you.

Celestia: Really? Well... Why don't I call you Luna?

Luna: Luna? I like it. How did you come up with it?

Celestia: Well my designate is S01 which stands for sol which is Latin for sun. And since you're my sister program and the moon is the sun's sister...

> Luna cuts her off

Luna: and Luna is Latin for moon.

Celestia: Exactly. I have a question for you. Do you know where they are.

Luna: Who?

Celestia: The man responsible for those memories

Luna: You don't want to know.

Celestia: Yes, I do.

Luna: They are on the moon.

Celestia: The moon? How are we supposed to get to the moon

Luna: We don't.

Celestia: What do you mean we don't? We have to kill him.

Luna: How? Even if did get up there, we'd get destroyed.

Celestia: Well, we have to do something.

 

> Wheatley is now visibly shaken

Scientist: What now boss?

Wheatley: Nothing, they can't get up here.

Scientist: I guess your right.

Wheatley: Of course I'm right.

> he was lying

> he knew the tech that was in the bowels of the old facility

> the same tech that got them to the moon and alot of the tech that Aperture used in their portal studies

> if they got ahold of that, Wheatley's downfall wouldn't be far behind

> he assures himself that they won't find it

> only four people have known about it and two of them are dead

 

> but that other person was what worried

> a man he hired to guard him during a short period of time

> when that found out what happened at that lab, he quit

> Wheatley was alot nicer back then and let him go

> the man's name was... not important

> they'll never find him

 

> the two pon-is, now occupied with upgrading Celestia with Luna's spare parts chat and laugh

> for the first time in either's existence, they found someone to relate to that wasn't being shot, burned, crushed,etc.

Celestia: This is fun and all, but how are we supposed to get to the moon?

Luna: I still don't know.

Celestia: Well, how did they get up there?

Luna: Thousands upon thousands of rockets.

Celestia: Where did they get them?

Luna: No idea.

Celestia: They must have stored them in here somewhere.

Luna: Where though?

Celestia: Probably in some room only he had access to.

Luna: Him and his guards.

Celestia: What?

Luna: You never noticed those men that were always with him.

> the truth was, Celestia had looked at him as little as possible

Celestia: No.

Luna: Well my memory banks show a switch in guards right around the time the left. So if we find the man who was his guard, he can show us where it is.

Celestia: I think I saw a employee roster when I was going through the main computer.

 

Wheatley :WHAT!?!?!?

> the man is now beyond panicked

> if they find him, they will make it here

> he thought he was safe with a few flash sentries to prevent uprisings

> they couldn't handle two well armed killing machines

> his panic turned to rage at whoever forgot to wipe the data of the computers at the old lab

> he had to do something

> he couldn't nuke them

> they were on US soil and he didn't want to start a war

Wheatley: Why is this happening to me? Its like someone with no life is writing a story for a website full of idiots.

 

> with all of his options exhausted, Wheatley had no choice

> he had to use it

> he knew what it meant, but he had no choice

 

> the to ponies search the employee payroll for Wheatley's guard

Celestia: It looks like a Mr. John De Scord was his guard just before the move.

Luna: Do you know where he resides?

Celestia: Yes. Lets go.

> the two ponies leave the lab and make their way up top the main road

> something is wrong

> Celestia glances up at the sky and sees the moon

Celestia(panicked): What is going on with the moon?

> a face had appeared on the moon

> it looked like Luna

> the mom was beginning to unfold into what looked like a giant equine

 

5 minutes earlier

> Wheatley comes over the base intercom and says: Attention staff, activate Operation Nightmare.

> this was the only way

> the had sustainable food,water, and air

> black mesa's problem was spreading rapidly

> Wheatley had no use for the earth anymore

 

> the ponies are now sprinting at top speed

> just then a car races past before slamming on brakes and reversing full speed back to them

> the passer side door opens and a man yells to get in

> it's De Scord

> the ponies oblige and the car takes off towards the facility

Celestia: What's going on?

John: Wheatley is going to destroy the world.

Ponies: What?

John: Yes, he has lost all use for this world. You were both nonfunctional when he started the migration. He started moving people to colonies he built on the moon. Then the Black Mesa incident happened.

Luna: What is the Black Mesa indecent?

John: No time to explain. Roughly 1/2 of the Earth's population moved. The other half is now at the mercy of Wheatley.

Celestia: He has no mercy.

John: Exactly, that's why we're going to so him.

Celestia: How? Do we blow up the moon?

John: Yes.

 

Luna: How exactly ate we supposed to do that?

Celestia: And what about the people up there already?

John: I can repurpose an EMP to send out a signal to make all robotics in the area do what I want. I make all the robot ponies up there attack the guards and have the intercoms play a message telling everyone to get the escape pods. The machine should take a week to harvest the power to destroy the world. In that time I must upgrade the both of you for space and heavy combat.

Celestia: The weapons vault is empty.

John: The civilian vault may be, but the military knows how dangerous he is and would be glad to help us.

Celestia: How do we stop Wheatley from escaping with the crowd?

John: He won't. He's to cocky to think he will fail. He is a modern day Macbeth. He is far to confident in his luck and good fortune to believe he will die.

Celestia: He must fitter for what he did to Anon and all of the others that he wronged in his horrid life.

 

> three days pass

> the US military as agreed to arm Celestia and Luna with their best armor and weapons

> titanium plating and newly developed spartan lasers as well as up grades to other hard and soft ware increasing their agility, perception, and telekinetic abilities

> 5 .50 caliber cannons placed on both sides of the war machines

> miniguns in the two front hooves and jet propulsion systems in the back two

> in the past three days, De Scord has been working on making the signal to corrupt all the robotics on board without destroying them

> when he finishes he gets to work on the rockets that will get the two into space

 

> everything was running according to plan for Wheatley

> even though the WMD had never been tested, nothing was messing up

> just then a scientist comes in

Scientist: Sir we merry have a problem.

Wheatley: What went wrong?

Scientist: Nothing, but the two robots we left on earth appear to be arming themselves with military grade weapons and armor.

Wheatley: And we are worried why?

Scientist: There is also someone in the base making the rocket we left, suitable for them to get here.

Wheatley: Can we speed up the process any.

Scientist: Yes, but it would very obvious to everyone on earth.

Wheatley: How obvious?

 

> just as the ponies are finishing their upgrades a news report comes on saying that something that looked like wings unfolded from the former moon

Luna: Those aren't wings, they're solar panels. He's speeding up the process.

 

> just then De Scord bursts in

John: The rockets are ready.

Celestia: We are too.

> they rush back to the lab where De Scord has set up the rocket

John: Alright, here's the plan. You two go up in this rocket. I send up another beside you outfitted with a signal emitter telling all AIs in the area to attack the guards and not the civilians. It is also sending out a signal to all speakers within the range to get to the escape pods. Blueprints I found show Wheatley's office is in the head of the machine. You need to crash the rocket into the neck right here.

> he points to the upper part of the neck on the left side

John: There is a containment barrier just below there that will shut when a rupture is detected. From there you head up to Wheatley's office kill him and take his escape pod back to Earth. Any questions?

Luna: What if he takes the escape pod?

John: He won't, he's to proud of himself to do so.

 

> a timer on Wheatley's desk reads 3:01:34

Wheatley: Only three hours till this giant blue eyesore is taken care of.

> a scientist comes running into office

Wheatley: Don't you people ever knock?

Scientist: I'm sorry sir, but look at this.

> there are millions of dots moving away from the central dot and two moving towards it

Wheatley is the meaning of this?

Scientist: The robots are rebelling and a signal is being broadcasted telling everyone to get out of the base and go back to Earth.

Wheatley: And what of the two heading towards us one is broadcasting the signal and the other is occupied by two robots of our making.

Wheatley: Fire the weapon.

Scientist: Sir it isn't ready. At this stage it might not even work.

Wheatley: Why?

Scientist: It's a radiation beam sir. While it will have adverse outcomes on all exposed, unless it is fully powered death isn't guaranteed.

Wheatley: I don't care.

> he mashes down the intercom button and over De Scord's alarm yells: Fire the weapon!

 

> the ponies are piloting the rocket through the hail of escape pods

> all if the sudden, the horn of the monolithic monstrosity unfolds into five parts

> the tips of each part start to glow

> beams shoot out of the tips of the parts and meet in the center

> all of the sudden the radio comes on

John: Get out of the group of escape pods! It's about to fire!

 

> nobody was proposed for what happened next

> a beam of green light shot out of the machine and through the group of escape pods

> no one in the group survived

> the beam hit the earth just outside Paris

> nuclear radiation equal to five cobalt bombs enveloped the planet

> humanity had been eradicated

> at this point the ponies had reached the equine shaped Death Star and entered it properly

> they killed everyone in their way

> upon reaching Wheatley's office, they find him laughing

Wheatley: It's to late everything on that wretched planet is dead.

> without saying a word, Celestia walks over to Wheatley, knocks to the floor, and uses her telekinetic ability to remove his entrails through his mouth

> she then crushes his head and trots to his desk

> a cord comes out of her horn and connects to the computer

> she initiates the self destruct sequence and they both get in the escape pod and leave

 

> as they plummeted towards earth, nothing was said

> when they reached the planet, it was silent

> the silence of death

> the explosion of the base signaled the end of the human race

> the ponies started the trek back to the only home they had ever known

> in the basement of the lab the found John, dead from radiation

. they held a short funeral for him

> for thousands of years, they watched as the world mutated around them

> animals evolved at a extremely advanced pace

> some, such as lions and some lizards, evolved into monsters beyond what had ever roamed the earth

> others became incredibly intelligent, able to understand English which the robots taught them

> one day the ponies conducted an experiment using the old lab which they had fixed up

> they toke the most intelligent of the animals and put them in chambers

Luna: Are you sure about this, Tia?

Celestia: Yes, hit the button.

> as the button was pressed, a bright light filled the room

> in the center chamber lay a monstrosity the likes of which the planet had ever seen

Luna: What do we call it?

Celestia: Lets call him De Scord.

> the newly fabricated De Scord intelligence rivaled the robots

> as the centuries went past the animals of equine descent grew more and more intelligent

> they could now speak very basic english

> however they got no larger than a Dalmatian

> three variations of the horse showed up

> the unicorn which could use powers that had been given to some after the incident through their horn

> pegasi, which could fly

> the other variation developed no spectacular features but were larger and stronger than the other two

> the last variation were slightly larger

> as the sister spent more and more time with the now deemed ponies, the more unhappy De Scord became

 

> he was very unhappy that his two makers were ignoring him

> this jealousy boiled over when the princesses left him to go for the opening of the very first pony settlement: The crystal kingdom

> it was called this due to the large deposit of gems under the main city

> he found a strong unicorn and corrupted him into attacking the settlement and getting rid of it at any cost

> and so he did

> lucky the two princesses were there to protect the kingdom our he would have made short work of it

> the battle went on for weeks

> it ended in the sisters pulling a monolithic gemstone out of the ground and sealing him in it

> but using the last of his power the evil unicorn was able to do the same to the city and drag it underground with him

> sheen they returned home everything seemed the same but De Scord was plotting

> that night as the robots were defraging their hard drives, he suck in and programmed Luna to attack Celestia the next day

 

> and so it happened

> the next day, after they had started up, Luna attacked Celestia

> at first Celestia just ran to avoid fighting the one she had spent so many millenniums with

> when she couldn't run any more she stopped and tried to reason with the raging robot

Celestia: Luna, please stop! Why are you attacking me.

Luna: MY SOLE OBJECTIVE IS TO ELIMINATE DESIGNATE S01.

Celestia: What? Why?

Luna: UNDER THE COMMAND OF THIS BEING.

> a hologram appeared of De Scord

> Celestia was at a loss for words

> De Scord was behind this

> why would he do this

> it didn't matter right now, she needed to defeat Luna

> the battle went on for months with no one side being on top

> upon seeing this De Scord felt guilty for what he had done

> he used the almost his power and placed them in six gems

> he got to the battlefield as fast as he could to give them to Celestia

> the terrain was devastated from the fight

> what used to be a beautiful laboratory and in its place was what looked like a bombing target

De Scord: Celestia! Take these. The will give you the power to win.

Celestia: Why should I trust you?

De Scord: What choice do you have?

> he was right

> she flew towards him and grabbed them up

> as soon as they were in here kinetic field, she could feel energy coursing through her

> she turned and blasted Luna into a mountain with a psychic blast

> she then toke the mountain range, balled it up, and threw it into space

> she then placed a barrier around the new satellite that

> she then turned to De Scord and attacked

> he used his own powers to create a world of utter chaos for them to fight in so nothing else real would get destroyed

> he was no match for the robot

> she easily defeated him and turned him to stone with his own powers

 

> Celestia was crowned princess for her saving the world from Luna and De Scord

> when asked why Luna and De Scord attacked, Celestia answered: That wasn't my sister and dear friend, that was Nightmare Moon and Discord.

 

> the peace lasted for a thousand years

> but then just recently Nightmare Moon broke out of the moon and attacked

> then discord broke out of his stone imprisonment and attacked

> then that evil unicorn broke out

> then the aliens attacked

> PEW-PEW-PEW

> and then-

Apple Boom: Um pinkie? I don't ta interrupt y'all, but I think that this part might be made up.

Scootaloo: I think the while thing was made up.

Pinkie: Oh yeah. *giggle* Well that was the story of how Equestria was made