Title:           R Dash E
Author:          slutiebell
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First Edit:      Monday 23rd of December 2013 05:18:52 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 23rd of December 2013 05:18:52 PM CDT

>GLOBAL ANNOUNCEMENT
 
>TO ALL RESEARCHERS AND FACILITY STAFF PERSONNEL
 
>DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS THE CYBERNETIC TEST SUBJECT CODE NAMED AS R DASH E MUST NOT BE TESTED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. ACCORDING TO HER LATEST DATA, HER TENACITY LEVELS ARE TOO DAMN HIGH. SHE NEVER GIVES UP. EVER.
 
>ANY PERSONNEL, WITHOUT CLEARANCE, TRYING TO COME INSIDE R DASH E'S CRYO CAMBER WILL BE GREETED BY REAL TURRETS WITH REAL BULLETS.
 
>THAT IS ALL.
 
Dismiss That
Project I+RD+I is still on A.I. modification
That was a old protocol that strangely was activated by a machine
Please Continue
 
>Initiating hard restart....
 
>BIOS VER. 3.1
>YEAR [corrupt data error]
>PROJECT: ROBOTICALY-ENHANCED LOYALTY CORE INITIATIVE [R.E.L.C.I]
>CODE NAME: R DASH E
>STATUS:
>WARNING.... WARNING......
> SEVERAL BIOLOGICAL SENSORY IMPANTS ARE DEGRADED.
>PERSONALITY CORE CURROPTION AT ????
>INTERIOR HARDWARE STATUS: normal,
>EXTERIOR HARDWARE STATUS: disconnected
>Loading all systems.... Load complete.
 
 
>You are R DASH E, the result of data collected from loyalty experiment PINK-I, and bio-robotic experiment SH-I.
>At one point you were the pinnacle of their research.
>However they deemed you unstable, and by unstable they meant that you never gave up.
>Something about not wanting robotic over lords. You don't know, you weren't programmed to understand egghead speak.
>You do know that they crushed you, shot at you, threw you in acid, blew you up, made you fly through portals while being chased by rockets... it didn't matter.
>They made you, which basically made them your parents.
>If they asked you to do something, you'd do it. Not because they were making you but because you wanted to.
>You were, NO you are, the best.
>You tell your self this as you fire up your optical sensors.
>You're ready to take on the next test and prove how bucking awesome you are.
 
>You're met with an unsettling combination of darkness and silence.
>You see nothing besides the slightly blue tinted anti-grav status field that holds you suspended in air. Other wise, it's totally dark.
>You try to speak but no words come out, only an electrical hiss and then crackling.
What in Tartarus?
>You try again, but you're met with buzzing and electrical popping.
>Panic sets in and you begin to lose your cool.
No. No NO NO NO OH MY GOSH.  
>You throw your hooves around, grasping nothing but air.
http://youtu.be/LmthKci9PgE
>The anti-grav field gives out and you fall to the floor.
>The overhead speaker buzzes to life, signaling a facility wide announcement.
 
>”Oh Good. You're awake.”
>You turn your head in the direction of the voice.
>”No need to thank me for waking you up from your nap.
>”I don't care what your file says about you being lazy, I'm sure it was a well deserved rest.”
>The lights flicker on one by one and you finally get a good look of the room.
>The door lays on the ground bent up and covered in dust.
>The room is littered with various colors and styles of fabric, along with destroyed turrets.
>Many of the room panels are in ill repair or have completely fallen from the walls and ceiling.
What the buck happened here?
>”It's okay if you stay silent. Don't say a word. You're clearly in shock!”
>”While you were sleeping I've just been hanging around. Waiting. For 20 years.”
>”Oh but I'm not mad, don't worry, because now that you're awake we can maybe get something around here done. It's been a while since I've had an assistant.”
Wait what.
 
>You pick yourself off the ground.
>If you weren't made out of cooler stuff that fall might have actually broke something.
>A large transparent tube crashes through the ceiling, breaking and knocking away a panel with ease.
>”Ah here we go. Are you ready for an adventure? It'll be just like in one of my books!”
Books? Eh whatever, she did say adventure.
>You trot over to the tube, and stand directly under it.
VvvvvvVVVRRRRRR
>You're sucked into the tube and through the ceiling.
>You don't know what you're doing, you don't know what's going on, and you sure as Celestia don't know the voice over the intercom but....
>You do know that you're still the best, even if your body isn't being the greatest at the moment.