Gravity Falls x SheZow Fan Fiction (in progress)

"Mystery... Hack?" questioned Guy Hamdon as he looked up at the broken sign of the Mystery Shack nestled in the woods of the sleepy little town of Gravity Falls, Oregon.

"Ugh, why did our parents have to choose such a lame boring place for vacation this year!?" moaned Guy as his sister walked up and smacked him on the back.

"Aww come on, Guy. I'm sure there might be something interesting inside." Kelly said as they went inside. Once inside they were greeted by the sight of a rustic looking cabin interior lined with tacky cheap merchandise and "oddities" such as stuffed animal heads with extra plastic eyes glued on, tiki heads, and a Bigfoot statue wearing underwear. Reclining behind the counter was a red-headed girl with her feet up reading a magazine, she didn't even raise her head or look over to the two children who had entered. Further inside was a chubby man sweeping up.

"Ohh boy, excitement city in here." Guy sighed sarcastically as they began to look around the Shack. Just then a boy and girl around Guy and his sister's age came down the stairs.

"Mabel, it says right here: 'Gravity Falls Jackalopes grow to massive sizes and have an insatiable hunger for children' We gotta do something about this!" the boy said with his face burried in a book. Not watching where he was going he bumped into Guy who was looking at some of the weird items on the shelves and dropped his book.

"Ohh sorry!" Dipper apologized to the other boy as Guy looked over at him. When Guy looked over at him he was suddenly involuntarily struck by the thought of how cute the other boy looked with his big puffy cheeks.

"Uhh, no problem. Let me get that for ya." Guy said as he reached down and picked up Dipper's book and handed it to him.

"Thanks." Dipper replied back as he took the book from him.

"Say, is this your house? This place is a real piece of work." Guy questioned.

"Ahh, not exactly. This is our Great Uncle Stan's place, but yeah this place is a piece of something if you know what I mean." Dipper replied.

"Hahahaha!" the two boys shared a laugh together, as Mabel went over to talk with Kelly.

"Say, whats your name? You live in this town?" Guy questioned again.

"My name's Dipper and no, my sister and I are just visiting for the summer." Dipper spoke back.

"Cool, cool. I'm Guy and thats my sister Kelly." Guy said pointing his thumb over to his sister, she and Mabel were already chatting with one another.

"You guys going to be in town long? There aren't many kids around here our age." said Dipper.

"Probably not, our parents said we were just going to see the sights here for a day or two." Guy replied.

"Thats too bad... well we need to get going, nice meeting you." spoke Dipper.

"Sure you too!" said Guy as Dipper and Mabel headed out the door.

Guy and Kelly spent another several minutes looking around the Mystery Shack until Stan Pines came bounding out of one of the back rooms.

"WELCOME TO THE MYSTERY SHACK! The home of mystery, wonderment, and oddities the likes of the which the world has never seen! Stay awhile, spend lots of money." said Stan, practically shouting. Guy and kelly rolled their eyes then continued to look around.

"RAAUUUUGGHHHH!" suddenly a load roar echoed throughout the windows and inside the cabin.

"What was that?!" Guy exclaimed.

"Ehh, probably just some of those neighborhood dogs again." Stan said dismissively. Guy and Kelly felt the ground shake accomanpied by thumping sounds in the distance. They both instinctively ran over to the window of the shack and saw Dipper and Mabel being chased by a massive buick-sized rabbit with huge antlers growing out of its head. The huge rabbit creature roared as it hopped after them. Each hop making the ground shake with it's weight.

"Holy crap!" Kelly exclaimed.

"Guy! You've gotta turn into SheZow and help them!" she quickly whispered into her brother's ear.

"Yeah, but I don't wanna change right in front of these people!" he whispered back. They ran over to Stan in a hurry.

"Sir! Which way to your bathroom!?" the boy asked urgently."

"Right down the hall." replied Stan. The two kids bolted down the hall and Guy jumped into the bathroom, quickly transforming into his feminine super hero alter-ego SheZow. He leapt out of the bathroom and he and Kelly ran outside.

"Dood... did that boy run into the bathroom, then run back out as a girl?" Soos questioned towards Wendy, who had yet to take her eyes off her magazine.

"Meh." said Wendy, shrugging.