Title:           Silly war for hugs
Author:          sillyAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/csk5J8zj
First Edit:      Friday 24th of October 2014 05:13:00 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 3rd of April 2015 09:11:10 AM CDT

AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Silly war for should be comedy inspired by:
http://archive.moe/mlp/thread/S19728633
and
http://archive.moe/mlp/thread/S19728633#p19728848
(Frozen/discarded for lack of inspiration)
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>you are hidden in bushes within everfree forest waiting for signal to advance
>another spell flies rougly in your direction
>misses by like 15 meters
>had to be a blind shot
>you hear the familiar sound signal and you move forward to edge of everfree
>carefully evading guard patroll you arrive at the edge. You see group of 3 p0ny gurads, next to your target - purple princess – reading some sort of pergamen - propably map or battle plan.
>You back off sligtly, to ensure you are not spotted.
 
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(Interlude)
>It's been some time since portal has been destroyed and you and several other humans got stuck in Equestria
>every so often someone of you earthlings could'n resist and got to hug or cuddle a pony
>somtimes against their will
>during your stay here, some humans managed to manipulate magic trough power-stones
>you didn't
>you just don't get it, fucking magic how does it work?
>as time went people wanted more hugs and cuddles, ponies started complaining about invading their privacy, inapropriate human behaviour and violating personal space, etc.
>even when no one ever really hurt anyp0ny, the teasing just escalated because it was hilarious to see p0nies struggle against cuddle.
>ponies are cute and fun to hug and cuddle with
>not so much fun for them though
>considering barriers and paralysis spell barrages.
>you are Anon, and you are fighting this war
>war for hugs
 
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>you prepare your sticky-smoke magic-repulsing bomb – developed just for this ocassion
>last check for random patrols
>removing security lock
>little timing...
>mighty throw!
>Action! You run back deep to the forest. So much for brave rambo attack.
>Fast look back you see 2 of the guards to run after you. The smoke screen slowed them a little but these guys can catch up fast.
>You ran few more seconds checking the distance between you and them.
>Time for next trick – paralysis granade, you better be careful with these, as much as it's not lethal it grants you like worst hangover ever.
>Unlock... timing... subtle drop... run like hell. Blast behind you and flash revealing otherwise dark forest for a second, and you are not pursued anymore.
>As you continue to regroup point further in the everfree, you are reviewing mission progress. Throw smoke at princess and run from the guards. One would think it was like stupidiest thing ever.
>Actually, you did what you can do best. Distraction and operation field preparation are your speciality as a support for the rest of the team, around by now Twilight Sparkle is brought hugstage to your secret base.