Cadence/Anon short

>You are Anonymous, the only human in Equestria, and currently a certain mare is in one of her moods again

>"Mmmmmmmmmm."

>This isn't the first time she's broken into your house only to cuddle on top of you as you sleep

>This is one of the few time's she's awake before you are though

>Her soft as silk mane brushes across your stubbly beard as she continues to nuzzle into you

>You can't even get up as her entire body is draped across your torso

>A certain course of action is required if you are going to be able to get to go to the bathroom any time soon

>One of your hands reaches up and starts scratching her behind the ear

>You just roll your eyes in anticipation of her response

>"Oh yea.. Right there. Uh huh... Faster....."

>Her fore-hooves squeeze even tighter around you as much as her position will allow

>"Faster.... Faster..!"

>At this point your scratching fingers look like they're spasming on the backside of her ear

>You can see her tongue starting to loll out of her slightly open mouth

>Just as a drop of saliva starts to descend from her mouth, she takes in a very deep breath

>A squelching sound is heard just as she lets out a deep moan

>Her entire body goes rigid for all of one second and then goes completely slack

>Letting out a sigh of your own, you move the mare to the other side of the bed and get up

>After taking a while to drain the snake, you step out to find the mare sprawled out on your bed backside down

>Her moist mare-hood is pointed directly at you but her head is covered by your sheets

>"It's not cheating if I don't look~."

Cadence go home.

>"But Anon-"

No buts. I've told you before, I'm not about to turn Shining into a cuckold.

>"Says the human who just made me cum harder than my husband ever has."

That was a completely nonsexual ear scratching. Not my fault you twist it with whatever your fetish is.

>"You knew what it would do to me. I'd say that puts you at fault."

>You cover your face with your hand; she kinda has you there

>That's totally not the point though; you aren't dicking a pony

Please, just go, I got stuff to do today.

>"Humph" she remarks as she removes the cloth over her head to glare at you

>In the blink of an eye her horn starts glowing and suddenly she vanishes

>With your distraction out of the way, you prepare for the day ahead

 

>"Hey Anon, how has your day been?" asks a chipper Twilight Sparkle as you enter the library

Eh, outside of this morning it's been pretty decent so far.

>"What happened this morning?"

>You've told Twilight about these happenings before, but always left out the detail of exactly who it is

Same mare, same bed, same stain in the same spot.

>"Maybe you should do what she wants.."

Who are you and what have you done with the nice purple unicorn that lives here?

>"I'm serious Anon. How many months has she been coming to you? It doesn't sound like she's going to give up. Maybe.. Maybe if she finally gets what she wants she'll realize it isn't all she thought it'd be and so she'll stop bothering you?"

So what you're saying is I should fuck her, but do it really sloppily so she won't want it anymore?

>"That's...not quite what I said. Is that what you're going to do though?"

>You stare at the mare for a few seconds before replying

Do you have direct mail to your brother like you do Celestia?

>Twilight's face scrunches up and she shakes her head at your sudden change in topic

>"What does that have to do with anything?"

Humor me.

>"Yes, but why does it matter?"

Mind sending a letter for me to him?

>"Only if you tell me what for first."

Are you implying I have to let you read my letter before you'll send it?

>"Well.. No."

Cause I know I've told you about how that was a federal offense back home.

>"Alright alright. But will you please let me know why you need to send him a letter?"

Let's just say I think he can help me out.

 

>Sure enough, Twilight was nice enough to act as a go between for a short letter conversation with Shining

>You convinced him to come over a few days later, under false pretenses of hanging out

>Luckily, he said his schedule would allow him to come, but that he'd get there very late at night

>A better time to arrive couldn't have been asked for, you were practically giddy by the time he got here

And since I don't exactly have the best heating in this place, I moved the couch into my room. It should be plenty big for a pony.

>"That's nice of you Anon, but you know I could have just stayed with my sister for the night right?"

Nonsense! I asked you over, so you're staying over.

>Shiny shakes his head and yawns

>"If you say so."

>The stallion hops up on your pillow and blanket covered couch while you prep in the bathroom

>Mid shave you hear a pop from just around the corner

>"Cadence?"

>"Oh dear.."

>Jumping out of the bathroom in excitement with half of your face still covered in shaving cream you shout in triumph

AH HA! Got ya red handed you hussy.

>"Hey! My wife's not a... whatever that is. Cadence what are you doing here?"

>Cadence bites her lip guiltily and tries not to look either of you in the face

Oh I'll tell you what your wife is doing here. See for some reason she feels the need to come over here-

>"Please don't."

-every other night and cuddle my ass. Then she won't get off me till I scratch-

>"No no no."

-her somewhere, at which point she has a giant fucking orgasm. She's tried kissing me, suck-

>At this point Cadence's head is on the floor with her hooves over her eyes as she whimpers

-ing me off, and has asked me to fuck her multiple times. Your wife needs help man.

>Shining stares at Cadence for several seconds before slowly trotting over and placing a hoof over her withers

>"Is this true?"

>A very muffled "Yes" is barely heard

>Shining takes a deep breathe

>"I can forgive you."

Wut.

>Cadence jerks up and looks at her husband, "Really?"

>"If you can forgive me for cheating, I can forgive you for it."

>"You cheated...?"

>Shining grins sheepishly, "Well, I never really stopped fooling around with Twiley after we got married."

Dear god man that's your sister!

>"Of course I can forgive you. Twilight and I are lucky to have a stallion like you."

>You simply gape at the couple as they smile happily and rub their horns together

>Shining is the one to break contact and looks over to you

>"Well since that's out of the way, I think I'm going over to Twiley's. You two have fun."

>She waves to Shining as he starts to leave

>"Have a nice night dear."

>You still haven't moved from your spot and the grimace is still evident on your face

>Once Shining has left, Cadence comes over and stares up at you with a large grin

>"You've fixed the only thing holding me back from coming here more often you wonderful human. Now neither of us should feel guilty and we can keep trying until it's perfect for both of us."

>With the help of her wings, she lifts off the ground and clings to you with her hooves as she starts nuzzling your face

I should have went with Twilight's plan.