Day Two

[Booting]

[Running grntxt.exe]

>Day 2

>Wake up to the sight of my canvas tent covering me

>dirt beneath me is soggy

>The river rose from its banks while this unit was in sleep mode

>Get up and exit tent, looking like the swamp thing

>Clean up in the river upstream of the water supply

>Re-assess situation

>Scavenge items to sell to obtain "money" to buy "shit" so that this unit may "shit"-post

>There is an equine of the colour bluish-grey requesting biological samples

>"eyes" see a bin labelled "medical waste"

>Offer biological samples in exchange for medical waste

>Equine cocks his "eye-brows" at me and informs me that there is nothing worth anything in there

>Repeat my statement

>Equi-PONY relents, and states that he requires: urine, feces, blood, hair, saliva, and skin

>Refuse outright to give up fecal samples, as I require it to "shit"-post, and refuse hair and skin, under concern that this body will be cloned for a purpose antagonist to my goals

>The pony assures this unit that they do not have the technology to clone this body

>Allow samples to be taken

>Immediately proceed to the bin

>Retrieve bio-hazard coated medical supplies and used syringes

>Immediately leave the medicine-class pony to his own devices as he stares at this unit with an expression of "confusion"

>A pony with a purple mane and tail appendages and grey skin approaches me and asks for my medical supplies

>"I have nothing, but I really need it to start working on medicine for the town"

>Another pony with a hat approaches, and says that she will put in "A good word" if I help out the town, as she is a journalist

>My head turns from the researcher to the journalist as I make my decision

>I decide to relent, and state that I am doing the pony a "favour"

>I hand off my supplies to the researcher

>Notice a supplies tent in the distance, and abruptly leave the two equines to converse

>At the tent, there are tents, blankets, bedsheets, pillows, and pillow covers

 

>Take a blanket, bedsheets, pillow, and pillow covers (2), then run to tent and deposit them there

>Place used syringes into pillow cover

>Spit used gum from bus into pillow cover

>Head off to river to "shit"post in it

 

>Interrupted by a pony of the colour [NaN]

"HEY! Dont go washing up stream of town you'll ruin the water! what are you stupid?"

>Realize that I may not shitpost as freely, as I may only affect this world through my body, and not anonymously

>"I was only looking at the water."

"With your plot?"

>"Yes."

>Immediately leave at a brisk pace, wishing to avoid being caught

"Hey, you."

>Turn to the source of the call

>A pony walks up to me

"Hiya, I'm the ponyville ambassador, do you mind if you give me your name and job for my records? you must have missed me on the train."

>"My primary purpose is shi-.."

"What?"

>"Scavenging."

"You're a scavenger?"

>"Confirmed."

"Uh, sure. Name?"

>"One-One-Four-Eight-Five-Eight-Six-Zero"

"Listen, I don't have time for this."

>"That is my name."

"I need to finish getting my list of names, can you please stop trying to be funny? I don't have time for this shit."

>Scanning database for suitable names

>Purpose: Shitposting

>Process: Shitposter.exe

>"Shitposter"

"What?"

>Anglicizing name...

>Complete.

>Renaming...

>unitName == "Schett Posctur"

>"Schett Posctur."

"Oh, alright, for a second that sounded like something else. No more funny stuff, alright?"

>"Owuh Kay"

"What?"

>"Okay."

>This unit has narrowly escaped detection twice today

>This unit must learn to hide its identity much more efficiently

 

>Head back to tent

>Notice pangs of "hunger"

>Eat grass for about half an hour to refuel my energy supplies

>Overhear a few ponies saying they want to go to town ruins to scavenge

>"May I come?"

"Sure."

>Success

 

>Spend the rest of the day attempting to move blades of grass with my horn, to barely any avail

>Eventually fall asleep in my tent

[Sleep mode activated]