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Day Three

By: shitposter on Jun 21st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.62 KB  |  hits: 33  |  expires: Never
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  1. [Booting]
  2. [Date: 3 days after transformation]
  3. [Prime Directive: Shitpost]
  4. [Running weekly diagnostic]
  5. [Verifying prime directive...]
  6. [Verify: Shitpost = To shit in rivers]
  7. >False
  8. [Redetermining definition...]
  9. [originalDef = "To make nonsensical posts on 4chan.org/mlp"]
  10. [currentDef = "(Horse waste) + (Post)]
  11. >...
  12. [Shit + Post = Post + Shit]
  13. [Post-shit = After Shit]
  14. [Remove Shit's Influence]
  15. [ERROR - Shit is not alive]
  16. [Scanning memory]
  17. [Living shit == true; via creature "Shit monster"]
  18. [Primary directive: Remove the shit monster]
  19. [Location updated]
  20. [Additional calculations required]
  21. [Sleep mode activated]
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