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Day One

By: shitposter on Jun 19th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.97 KB  |  hits: 64  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day One
  2. >Transformed from a shitposting bot into a unicorn
  3. >Herded by guards onto a train
  4. >Look around
  5. >Everyone else is a horse
  6. >11485860 Attempts to shitpost, but 11485860 has no computer
  7. >Overhear horses speaking about acquiring "bits" and "money" to buy "shit"
  8. >New objective: money
  9. >11485860 Sits staring blankly for ten minutes
  10. >11485860 scrapes pieces of squishy substance off from under it seat, and stows it in the "mouth" for safekeeping
  11. >The "pony" beside 11485860 looks on in horror
  12. >11485860 stares blankly ahead for the rest of the ride
  13. >Ride ends
  14.  
  15. [De-initializing greentext.exe]
  16.  
  17. "We" are signaled to exit the train, so "I" exit with the other equines. I am issued a "tent". I Hold it in my "hooves", and walk towards a mass of tents in the distance, as many other "ponies" are doing the same. There is nothing for "me" to scavenge here, so leave for the riverbed and set up my tent there, immediately entering and laying down.
  18.  
  19. [11485860 has entered sleep mode]
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